Yes, I know this is cheesy, but my friend and I had a serious laugh attack after talking about this idea.

Jayfeather walked up to the lake. He had been waiting all day for this moment. "Oh Stick! I'm home from work!" Jayfeather swept his paw across the grass until he found the stick, his stick. That's when he felt his paw bump into something else.
"What is this?" he half asked half shouted at the Stick. Jayfeather felt the unknown object more intently. "Another stick," Jayfeather bit into it. "Bamboo."
Jayfeather stepped back. "I thought you loved me!" He looked back at his stick. "I treat you with such great care and you go and meet with this hunk of wood behind my back! I was really hoping our love would live forever, but obviously not!"
Jayfeather started running back towards the camp. "We are over!" Jayfeather began sobbing intensely and ran into a tree.
Lionblaze leaped out from behind the tree, his hot pink camcorder in his paw. "I knew it!" he yowled into the sky, "I knew Jayfeather was in love with his stick!" Lionblaze bolted back towards the camp cackling madly and muttering something about YouTube.

Like it? I'm planning on this being a one-shot, but that could change