I'm kinky?

This is a songfic- Animal by Neon Trees.

My speciality is Kurtbastian, but I thought I might try Klaine. I am a Klainer, but I ship Kurtbastian too.

Summary: When Kurt finds out that his boyfriend runs a porn industry, he is surprised, if a little angry. But then Kurt finds out that he likes sex, and he likes it every way possible.

Chapter 1: Animal

Here we go again,

I kinda wanna be more than friends,

So take it easy on me,

I'm afraid you're never satisfied

"Hey Blaine. I thought we might go to Breadstix tonight." Kurt smiled, resting on Blaine's locker.

"Uhm... Thanks, Kurt. I have plans for tonight. Maybe tomorrow." Blaine kissed his boyfriend and blushed, hurrying off.

"What the hell?" Kurt thought.

Kurt stood there for a while, dazed and uncomfortable. What the hell just happened? Is Blaine cheating?

He took out his phone, frowning.

Kurt: What is going on?

Blaine: What? Xx

Kurt: Don't 'What' Me. What are you doing tonight?

Blaine: Why do you want to know, Kurt?

Kurt: You blew me off. Blaine, are you cheating on me?

Blaine: WHAT? Kurt, no way!

Kurt: Then what are you doing?

Blaine: Okay. Meet me at my house at 6. I love you xx

Kurt: Love you too, Blainers x

Kurt smiled half-heartedly. He composed himself and ran home, gold scarf streaming behind him.

Kurt waited patiently on the end of his bed for two hours, anticipating the arrival of six O'clock. When it finally reached six, he flew to his car, forgetting to secure his seatbelt. When he got to Blaine's, he was waiting outside his door.

"Blaine" Kurt nodded.

"Kurt" Blaine pulled Kurt into a quick hug.

"Where are we going?" Kurt asked. "What are we doing?"

"Okay, Kurt. I kind of... Okay... I run..."

"What?! Blaine, tell me"

"I run a successful porn business" Blaine blurted (Hehe, Blurt)

"What? Blaine. You see other guys naked? That's cheating! What the fuck?!"

"No, I do the casting and I just plan it. I promise Kurt. You're coming to work with me today, Kurt."

"Fine" Kurt said stubbornly.

Blaine opened the door for Kurt and accepted a mumbled 'thanks'.

Here we go again
We're sick like animals
We play pretend
You're just a cannibal
And I'm afraid I wont get out alive
No I won't sleep tonight.

When the couple arrived at the studio, Kurt was surprised at how spacious it was.

"Today we'll be interviewing a Jeff" Blaine explained, patting the seat next to him. Kurt sat down graciously.

"Jeff?" Blaine called out, and a blonde boy timidly entered the room.

"Jeff?! What the hell? I didn't... What? What?!" Blaine exclaimed.

"Blaine? Kurt? What the hell? I just need extra money! What the hell? Blaine, Kurt, you guys are so innocent!" Jeff yelled.

"I could say the same! Anyway, as you're here, you'd better audition." Blaine nodded for him to start.

Jeff looked unbelievably sexy when he was auditioning, Kurt almost got up and starting grinding on him.

"Whoa, Jeff!" Kurt blushed deeply.

Jeff also turned deep scarlet.

"Jeff, you're in" Blaine smiled.

Jeff grinned. " Thanks" He left the room.

"So what do you have planned?" Kurt asked.

"Well, it's a threesome." Blaine said.

"Who are the other guys?"

" Well... I was hoping.. You'd do it. With me"

"Oh. Blaine! Uhm... I don't know. I have a confession to make"

"Yeah, baby?"

"If I do it... I kind of have a kink. I like the movies where guy get... Dominated..." Kurt looked down.

"Oh?" Blaine smirked. "You want Jeff and I to dominate you?"

Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.

"Forget about it" Kurt whispered.

" That's super hot. Oh baby. Of course. I'm getting hard thinking about it. Uhm... Maybe we should practice the scene. I'll call Jeff... We can do it tonight" Blaine had a mischievous glint in his eye.

"Oh, okay" Kurt smiled.

"Not if you don't want to!" Blaine said, concerned. Kurt was looking uncomfortable. "No, it's not that. I want to do it. Jeff is all kinds of delicious"

"What is it then? Tell me, Kurt"

"I'm... I have a boner" Kurt flushed with embarrassment.

"Why?" Blaine grinned.

"Uhm... The idea of a threesome... It...Uh..It turns me on. Okay?"

"It turns you on?! Kurt... I can't believe I'm saying this... You're kinky!"

"I AM NOT KINKY!" Kurt shouted, but inside his head, his brain was on overload, Kurt was kinky, and he knew it, no matter how much he denied it.

"Kurt, it's okay" Blaine smiled, resting a hand on Kurt's shoulder.

"How would you know?" Kurt sobbed.

"Kurt. I have a boner right now. I just want to fill you up while Jeff mouth fucks you. Do you have any idea how kinky I am?" Blaine smiled, looking uneasy. He just told his boyfriend he wanted another man to put their cock in his boyfriend's mouth. He tried to think of ways that scene could be bad. Nil.

"Oh, Blaine. I want you so bad. I'm so hard for you right now" Kurt moaned.

"Not now, Kurt. Lets get Jeff" Blaine smiled sexily, kissing Kurt passionately and running his fingers through his hair.

"Blaine, I can't hold out that long" Kurt whined.

"You'd better. Or you'll regret it" Blaine growled.

"Fuck, you're so hot" Kurt panted. "Fine. Just hurry and get Jeff."

Blaine smirked and slowly pulled out his phone, deliberately scrolling through his contacts at a painfully slow pace.

"Blaine! Stop it!" Kurt yelped angrily.

Blaine laughed and tapped the picture of Jeff on his phone and called him. "Hey Jeff"

"Hey Blaine" Jeff answered.

"Guess what, you made it. Come to my place in 10 minutes. We're practising the threesome scene" Blaine said.

"We?" Jeff questioned.

"You, Kurt and I. We're in the cast. Are you uncomfortable with that?"

"Not at all, I've been wanting to do your boyfriend since I saw him"

"Hey! Kurt's mine. Don't get any ideas"

"Oh, Blaine. Okay. I'll to the warbler secret knock on your door, so you know it's me. Is it okay if Nick watches?"

"Uhm... Okay?"

"Great! See you then!"

"All sorted?" Kurt smiled.

"Yep. Lets get to my house. I love you" Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him outside and into the suddenly cool winter air.

"Blaine Warbler. I love you too" Kurt ran alongside Blaine and got into the car.

Okay, first chapter done. Threesome in the next chapter. Please review and tell me what kinks you want Kurt and Blaine to share. THANKS!

Love you guys

xx