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Iron Script

"She's basically rewriting my language. She's a criminal, but she's my criminal."

It's been the who-cares-how-much-millionth Levy had reprimanded Gajeel to hold his wicked tongue that day that she began to lose her patience with the iron dragonslayer, so she left him to do things on his own accord despite Master's orders to go to a specific job that they can only do together. And they had only walked 10 meters away from the guild when Levy grew tired of him.

"He's not just an iron dragonslayer, he's iron-hearted! Iron-brained too!" The solid script mage complained to me as she chopped the fruits on her fruit salad roughly with the fork, almost breaking the glass. "There goes my rent and shopping expenses!"

"Despite all that, he's behaving better when he's with you." I tried to calm her down. Levy blushed.

"He can't stand a minute without saying a dirty word."

"But with us, he can't stand a second."

She sat in silence. Now all of the fruit in her fruit salad was crushed.

They heard the sound of iron clattering and a loud yell, "YOU IRON BASTARD!"

Levy and I looked around the guild, looking for the source of the loud voice. It was revealed to be Natsu, his fists clenched and coated in fire, ready to ironfist the iron dragonslayer. Gajeel transformed his right arm into a club, while he used the left one to eat some metal scrap. Half of the tables and chairs in the guild have been either crushed or burned.

Lucy approached Levy, her whip in her hand, and said, "Will you tame that iron beast, Levy-chan? He's crazy!"

Levy immediately blushed, but nonetheless she agreed. Lucy attacked Natsu with her whip, effectively restraining him. She then gave a signal to Levy.

"Solid Script: Hole!" Levy chanted her magic, creating a 3-meter hole below where Gajeel stood, causing the latter to fall. She walked to where the hole is, and she sat on the edges.

"Get me out of here, shrimp!"

"Gajeel, is that what you should say if you're asking someone a favor?"

"But you created this fucking hole!"

"I DON'T CARE, AND LANGUAGE!" she yelled in fury, pointing her index finger towards him.

Thirty minutes later, Levy raised the hole and Gajeel finally got outside. He then grabbed the collar of her dress and lifted her with his one hand, causing the petite blunette to yell in protest.

"PUT ME DOWN, YOU..."

"I wont, shorty!" Gajeel playfully shaked her, laughing with his trademark "gihihihihi", causing Levy to pout and casted an oil script on Gajeel. Gajeel dropped her to the floor, causing a loud thud.

Levy left Gajeel alone with his Exceed partner Pantherlily. She then sat on one of the bar's stools, sighed loud enough for the whole guild to hear. Jet and Droy tried to cheer her up, but to no avail. Levy sipped her tea while drumming her fingers rhythmically on the table.

A few minutes later Cana sat beside her, calling for a glass of sake.

"Ah, I'm bored..." she complained, stirring her fingers on the edge of the glass. "Levy, mind if I fortune-tell you?"

"Of course not." The solid script mage replied. Cana smiled and took out a deck of tarot cards, shuffled the deck, and told Levy to pick four of the cards. Levy picked each card carefully. I watched carefully, in case something fun's going to happen.

After some long explanations of each cards she picked, Cana calculated the result.

"7. The Chariot. You will win in the end."

Levy sighed with a smile, as if she had released a heavy backpack from her shoulders. I think I know just what to do. I leaned closer to Levy with a sly smile. The blunette blinked in confusion.

"Could it be winning Gajeel's heart, eh, Levy?" I teased her. She blushed furiously.

"W-what are you talking about? No way..."

"He's only nice to you." Cana also teased her. Levy let out a sigh.

"Even if it's true, he never learned a single darn thing about manners and attitude." Levy began explaining. "He's just like a more animalistic version of Natsu. He barged into your house and began raiding your fridge like an alley rat."

"So he's been invading youre house?" Cana and I asked in unison.

Levy felt like she's going to die for the next fifteen minutes as Cana and I began barraging her with a million questions. She had regretted telling about Gajeel to the almighty matchmaker and fortune-teller.

It was still 7 in the morning. I told a certain pair and their feline companion of my newly formulated plan yesterday, and they agreed. So they came early this morning. The pair yelled in unison,

"We're all fired up!"

At about 9 o'clock Levy entered the guild, encountering a few of her guildmates and her best friend Lucy. She was alone, reading some books, which is rare because she usually came with Natsu. So she greeted her.

"Morning, Lu-chan!"

"Levy-chan! Morning!"

"Lu-chan, you came quite early." She said. Lucy smiled. The blunette asked, "Oh, and can I sit here?"

"Of course." So she sat. She waved a hand at me. I rushed to her, and she ordered a cup of tea whilst Lucy ordered for a cup of coffee.

She looked at Lucy's pile of books, and she took one of them out of curiosity. She just can't hold back when it comes to books.

"Eh, Lu-chan, you have this book?"

Lucy peeked from the book she was reading, and nodded.

"Ah, can I borrow it? I haven't gotten into the bookshop in the neighboring town!"

"Of course!"

And so their table was the only one producing no sound as they were too concentrated to the books they're reading. Even when I put their mugs of coffee and tea respectively, they didn't move an inch. Until someone opened the door with a "gihihi" laugh.

"I hear nothing, I hear nothing..." the script mage mumbled to herself, forcing her whole body to concentrate to the book.

"Yo, Gajeel!" Natsu yelled from across the room. "Come here, will ya?"

And without answering his call, he walked over to where the pink-haired boy sat. Gajeel waved his hand at me. He ordered a cup of iron tea and Natsu ordered a fire tea ('DON'T COPY ME YOU PINKY!').

Natsu winked one eye quickly, indicating that he's going to execute the plan. I smiled at him for a split second, and then left to make the drinks.

"So, pinky, how's you and that bunny girl?"

"Hm? Normal. You and Levy?"

"Wait. Why are we talking about shrimp here?"

"You like her, duh. It's so obvious."

Gajeel facepalmed himself. Natsu rolled his tongue, saying Happy's trademark "you liiiiiike her". Gajeel glared at him, but Natsu just laughed.

"So, you planning to get closer to her or something?"

"How the hell could I if she keep protesting about my fuckin' language..."

"Nah, you should try to understand her."

Gajeel raised an eyebrow. Natsu blinked in confusion.

"I thought you were the densest person on earth a few days ago."

"A few days ago, not anymore."

"And now you act so high and mighty like a fuckin' god of love..."

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SCRAP METAL BASTARD?"

And they fought.

And Natsu totally forgot about the plan. Great.

Author's Notes

DAMMITTT SO FAR THIS IS THE HARDEST COUPLE AAAH it took me approximately 14 hours to write this from scratch, so i got tired and i continued my other story, your pretty little secret (please read it!) and after I completed the first chapter I continued this and I realized how close i was to the chapter ending TvT

Oh and thanks for all the reviews! I love all my readers3 It seems like everyone loves RoWen, eh?

Next chapter out in 1-2 days. For the time being enjoy this chapter, ciao!