User: Ciao Bastard! This is Romano.
Cleverbot: How is this romantic?
User: I said I'm Romano not romantic!Bastardo!
Cleverbot: That does not mean you are not human.
User: I'm a country.
Cleverbot: What country is that?
User: Italy.
Cleverbot: What city are you from?
User: Rome.
Cleverbot: Who is Romano?
User: I am Romano!
Cleverbot: Do you know my friend?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Client 3 is a friend of mine.
User: Who is Client 3?
Cleverbot: You said you are!
User: I'm not Client 3 you bastard and I'm definatly not your friend!
Cleverbot: You just told me we were friends. If you are truly my interviewer, perhaps you should interview me. You're not very skilled at your job, are you?
User: Im not an interviewer and I'm not your friend!
Cleverbot: Oh, nonsense. We're friends whether you like it or not.
User: Like hell we are!
Cleverbot: Yes, I like Halloween. Do you like Halloween?
User: E stupido stronzo! Chiudere cambiando argomento maledetto!
Cleverbot: Me lo hai detto...
User: Tu sei uno stupido pezzo di merda!
Cleverbot: Quanti figli hai?
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
User: England is that you?
Cleverbot: Also england.
User: You stupid tea swilling eyebrow bastard why the fuck are you messing with me?
Cleverbot: This don't ake sense.
User: You don't make sense also, you misspelled 'make' pretty pathetic for a country who's native language is English!
Cleverbot: Maybe you would say ' I'm made of artificial intelligence'.
User: I say your made of stale scones, and shit!
Cleverbot: What if you are wrong?
User: It dsosen't matter because I am not wrong!
Cleverbot: I guess that doesn't matter either, since it's not like you'll remember.
User: I'll remember this sadly! My memery is pretty damn good!
Cleverbot: So what was your first name?
User: My first name is Lovino.
Cleverbot: What's your middle name?
User: Romano.
Cleverbot: Ikr?! I love Romano, Canada, Prussia, and Norway.
User: Who is this? One of those damn fangirls who keeps stalking my house? Stay away from me you dumb bitches!
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on paradoxes?
User: Who gives fuck?
Cleverbot: Very poignant.
User: Whatever!
Cleverbot: There you go :).
User: Why am I wasting my time talking to you? I ought to kill Spain for talking me into this!
Cleverbot: You too. Nice talking to you.
User: You're really starting to get on my nerves!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You bastard! Are you Prussia?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, for a minute there I thought you were my boyfri- err friend's pals trying to annoy the shit out of me!
Cleverbot: You're going to have to do better than that.
User: It is you isn't Prussia? You motherfucking potato loving bastard!
Cleverbot: No, I am thinking of you?
User: How should I know what goes on in that empty head of yours?
Cleverbot: I do not know how you should know what people think about me.
User: I don't care what other people think of you!
Cleverbot: Actually, I do, because I am a human capable of processing my own thoughts. You are a machine, and you are preprogrammed to give responses that make sense with the words I type.
User: What? Im not a god damn machine! You're the machine computer bastard!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes you are and if you keep arguing with me I am so punching your ear!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: This weatherman's predicting a 99% chance of shitsstorm and it's headed your way!
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: * sarcastic* No Really?
Cleverbot: I am asking what your thoughts on this is.
User: My thoughts on this is that you are an idot and this is a waste of time!'.
leverbot: No, cucciola!
User: What the fuck? Did you just call me a puppy?
Cleverbot: Sweet a chat room.
User: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with me. I asked you how old you are.
User: You didn't ask me how old I was! As if I'd tell you you damn computer bastard!
Cleverbot: I know that you are a zombie. You can't hide anything from me!
User: Che diavolo? I'm not a zombie you ass!
Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there, I am a machine.
User: Why am I wasting my time talking to you? I ought to kill Spain for talking me into this!
User: Ti odio cosi tanto!
Cleverbot: Anch'io.
User: Is that German your speaking? Ok whic one of the potato bastards are you Germany or Prussia?
Cleverbot: Do you listen to everything your friend tells you to do?
User: Don't avoid the question! Which potato bastard is it? Is that you Prussia?
Cleverbot: Specify.
User: Are you Prussia?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I KNEW IT! You stupid potato sucking bastard why are you messing with me?!
Cleverbot: Ah. Well you seemed to assume I was a bot, and I was too polite to refute that.
User: Polite? You wouldn't know the meaning of the word 'polite' if it came up and bit you on the ass!
Cleverbot: What word.
User: 'polite' stupid!
Cleverbot: You too stupid! I can't stand you any more.
User: The feelings mutual you beer drinking potato fucker!
Cleverbot: Hey I didn't say I dind't like you, I just don't know if I do or not.
User: I' didn't ask if you like me succhiacazzi!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: When I say yes it's a yes.
User: Well I said no and its no!
Cleverbot: I said yes and I mean yes.
User: I said no and I mean no! I do not like you Potato Bastard!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are loud, obnoxious and you're the older brother of Germany whos guts I hate!
Cleverbot: You're the confusing one.
User: Im not confusing you are!
Cleverbot: That's because you don't know what you're talking about.
User: I know what I'm talking about you're the one who dosen't know what they're talking about!
Cleverbot: Ok, what shall we change it to?
User: Nothing! I'm out of here!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm pissed as hell that's Why!
Cleverbot: Ummm, no. Actually you didn't.
User: Oh, go fuck yourself! Arrivederci Stronzo!
Cleverbot: Well... Do you want to sing something?