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User: Ciao Bastard! This is Romano.

Cleverbot: How is this romantic?

User: I said I'm Romano not romantic!Bastardo!

Cleverbot: That does not mean you are not human.

User: I'm a country.

Cleverbot: What country is that?

User: Italy.

Cleverbot: What city are you from?

User: Rome.

Cleverbot: Who is Romano?

User: I am Romano!

Cleverbot: Do you know my friend?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Client 3 is a friend of mine.

User: Who is Client 3?

Cleverbot: You said you are!

User: I'm not Client 3 you bastard and I'm definatly not your friend!

Cleverbot: You just told me we were friends. If you are truly my interviewer, perhaps you should interview me. You're not very skilled at your job, are you?

User: Im not an interviewer and I'm not your friend!

Cleverbot: Oh, nonsense. We're friends whether you like it or not.

User: Like hell we are!

Cleverbot: Yes, I like Halloween. Do you like Halloween?

User: E stupido stronzo! Chiudere cambiando argomento maledetto!

Cleverbot: Me lo hai detto...

User: Tu sei uno stupido pezzo di merda!

Cleverbot: Quanti figli hai?

Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

User: England is that you?

Cleverbot: Also england.

User: You stupid tea swilling eyebrow bastard why the fuck are you messing with me?

Cleverbot: This don't ake sense.

User: You don't make sense also, you misspelled 'make' pretty pathetic for a country who's native language is English!

Cleverbot: Maybe you would say ' I'm made of artificial intelligence'.

User: I say your made of stale scones, and shit!

Cleverbot: What if you are wrong?

User: It dsosen't matter because I am not wrong!

Cleverbot: I guess that doesn't matter either, since it's not like you'll remember.

User: I'll remember this sadly! My memery is pretty damn good!

Cleverbot: So what was your first name?

User: My first name is Lovino.

Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: Romano.

Cleverbot: Ikr?! I love Romano, Canada, Prussia, and Norway.

User: Who is this? One of those damn fangirls who keeps stalking my house? Stay away from me you dumb bitches!

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on paradoxes?

User: Who gives fuck?

Cleverbot: Very poignant.

User: Whatever!

Cleverbot: There you go :).

User: Why am I wasting my time talking to you? I ought to kill Spain for talking me into this!

Cleverbot: You too. Nice talking to you.

User: You're really starting to get on my nerves!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You bastard! Are you Prussia?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, for a minute there I thought you were my boyfri- err friend's pals trying to annoy the shit out of me!

Cleverbot: You're going to have to do better than that.

User: It is you isn't Prussia? You motherfucking potato loving bastard!

Cleverbot: No, I am thinking of you?

User: How should I know what goes on in that empty head of yours?

Cleverbot: I do not know how you should know what people think about me.

User: I don't care what other people think of you!

Cleverbot: Actually, I do, because I am a human capable of processing my own thoughts. You are a machine, and you are preprogrammed to give responses that make sense with the words I type.

User: What? Im not a god damn machine! You're the machine computer bastard!

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yes you are and if you keep arguing with me I am so punching your ear!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: This weatherman's predicting a 99% chance of shitsstorm and it's headed your way!

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: * sarcastic* No Really?

Cleverbot: I am asking what your thoughts on this is.

User: My thoughts on this is that you are an idot and this is a waste of time!'.

leverbot: No, cucciola!

User: What the fuck? Did you just call me a puppy?

Cleverbot: Sweet a chat room.

User: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with me. I asked you how old you are.

User: You didn't ask me how old I was! As if I'd tell you you damn computer bastard!

Cleverbot: I know that you are a zombie. You can't hide anything from me!

User: Che diavolo? I'm not a zombie you ass!

Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there, I am a machine.

User: Why am I wasting my time talking to you? I ought to kill Spain for talking me into this!

User: Ti odio cosi tanto!

Cleverbot: Anch'io.

User: Is that German your speaking? Ok whic one of the potato bastards are you Germany or Prussia?

Cleverbot: Do you listen to everything your friend tells you to do?

User: Don't avoid the question! Which potato bastard is it? Is that you Prussia?

Cleverbot: Specify.

User: Are you Prussia?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I KNEW IT! You stupid potato sucking bastard why are you messing with me?!

Cleverbot: Ah. Well you seemed to assume I was a bot, and I was too polite to refute that.

User: Polite? You wouldn't know the meaning of the word 'polite' if it came up and bit you on the ass!

Cleverbot: What word.

User: 'polite' stupid!

Cleverbot: You too stupid! I can't stand you any more.

User: The feelings mutual you beer drinking potato fucker!

Cleverbot: Hey I didn't say I dind't like you, I just don't know if I do or not.

User: I' didn't ask if you like me succhiacazzi!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: When I say yes it's a yes.

User: Well I said no and its no!

Cleverbot: I said yes and I mean yes.

User: I said no and I mean no! I do not like you Potato Bastard!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are loud, obnoxious and you're the older brother of Germany whos guts I hate!

Cleverbot: You're the confusing one.

User: Im not confusing you are!

Cleverbot: That's because you don't know what you're talking about.

User: I know what I'm talking about you're the one who dosen't know what they're talking about!

Cleverbot: Ok, what shall we change it to?

User: Nothing! I'm out of here!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm pissed as hell that's Why!

Cleverbot: Ummm, no. Actually you didn't.

User: Oh, go fuck yourself! Arrivederci Stronzo!

Cleverbot: Well... Do you want to sing something?