Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Clint Baron unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your sexy archer, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Clint Barton
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1976
Place Of Manufacture: Marvel, Nine Realms
Height: Around 5'9"
Weight: Unknown
Race: Human
Your Clint unit will come with the following accessories
Three shirts
Two pants
2 pair of shoes
2 Bows
2 Quivers full of arrows
1 Nest bed
When you first open your Clint unit, he will be tense and quiet. Have a few drinks and sparing matches and he will become your pal.
Cleaning: The Clint unit is fully capable of cleaning himself but wont refuse help later on.*wink* He will help to keep the house clean.
Programming:
Your Clint unit is a fighter and a smartass, and can carry out the following functions:
Best Friend: The Clint is as cool as a cucumber and makes an excellent friend. You will have a lot of laughs, play many pranks and video games, cause Fury a lot of headaches, and raise Coulson's eyebrows a lot.
Date: He is a smart, charming and handsome soldier. With him as your date you will be the envy of every woman.
Sparring Partner: Years of fighting has sharpened Clint's battle skills with knives, bow & arrow and hand to hand. Want to learn how to kick some ass? Put a arrow in someones eye? Ask your Clint.
Lookout: Clint has excellent eye sight and is great with heights. Need someone to watch out as you sneak out the house? Playing paintball course and you cannot see your target? Stick Clint in a tree and he will cover your back.
Your Clint unit comes with five different modes:
Companion
Teacher
Friendly shoulder
Planner
Hawkeye
Companion: This is activated whenever Clint is with other units. He will crack jokes, tease people, be a smart-ass, drink (if at a bar), go to parties and prank people. He will also react differently to different units in this mode.
Teacher: Activated when Clint is teaching someone how to fight in any style. He will be strict, hands on, and firm in discipline.
Friendly shoulder: Activated when a unit is down and turns to Clintfor comfort. He will listen to them talk, wipe their tears, hug, and offer advice. He will also never tell their secrets to anyone for anything.
Planner: This is activated when Clint has to plan anything from picnics, dinners, weddings and counter-attacks against crazy aliens.
Hawkeye: Activated when Clint is called to action either by mission or by battle. He will suit up, fly airplanes, attack, defend and capture the villains.
Reaction to other units:
Natasha Romanova: This unit is a fellow avenger. The Natasha and Clint are really close and would die for each other. Together they will spar, drink, talk, watch movies, eat, sit in silence, and go on missions together.
Bruce Banner: This unit is a fellow avenger. When around the Bruce unit the Clint will try to avoid making the other go into HULK mode. Other than that they will eat, watch movies, and laugh at Tony units together.
Thor Odinson: This unit is a fellow avenger. When together they will drink, spar, play video games and watch TV. The Clint should not be left alone with the Thor if he has done a lot of pranks recently.
Tony Stark: This unit is a fellow avenger. Tony will spend hours making new and improved arrows for the Clint to try. When the Clint is not hiding the arrows then he will express approval over the upgrades. When arrows are not being made they will joke, troll Steve, eat out and try to skip SHIELD meetings.
Steve Rogers: This unit is a fellow avenger. These two are great teammates on the battlefield and great sparing partners off of it. The Clint will also help ease the Steve unit into the present times. They will visit museums, explore Youtube, study facebook, play video games such as 'Call of Duty' and eat out.
Nick Fury: He is the Clint units boss. They get along fine.
Phil Coulson: The unit is a good friend and handler of the Clint unit.
Loki Odin-Laufeyson: The Loki is the friend/enemy of the Clint unit. If Loki is in possession of the G.S.o.D. (Glow Stick of Destiny) he will mind control the Clint unit. When he is not in control the Clint will attempt to shoot a Loki with an arrow. If Loki does not know his heritage the Clint will maintain the companion mode around Loki and they will pull pranks on people, eat, play video games and run Fury's blood pressure up together.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Clint keeps shooting things with arrows and mom is on her last nerve. How do I make him stop before he gets killed?
A: Build the poor unit an archery field or get him a membership at one. The shooting will go down drastically.
Q: I got a Loki for my birthday and now he and Clint have already destroyed half my block in less than 2 days. How do I save my city?
A: You need to pay attention to the reaction to other unit and the units reaction section. Check the Loki unit and see if his eyes are green or blue. If blue: reset and keep a better watch and things will go back to normal If green: Tell them to stop sparing so hard.
Q: My Clint is always watching Lifetime instead of sports and getting frustrated when he attempts to talk and spar with people. What can I do for him?
A: Your unit is lonely and desperate for the right company. Buy a Natasha unit. She is the Clints's best friend and things will get comfortable again.
Q: My Clint does not sleep good in the bed I gave him nor on the couch. Now he has bags under his eyes and is very grouchy and moves slower than my grandpa. How do I help him get some sleep?
A: Look in the box he came in and pull out the 'nest bed'. He will sleep on that very well and recover all his missed sleep.
Warranty: With proper care, the Clint unit will live for years and die of old age, unless a battle kills him. However, if you get tired of the short haired Legolas, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).
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