Princess Parents

Disclaimer:

Princes Resurrection is owned by Yasunori Mitsunaga

Beelzebub is owned by Ryuhei Tamura and Studio Pierrot

Sorry for the 10 month-long wait...as it wasn't easy making this fic, due to being struck by "writer's block", not to mention my busy schedule, but now the chapter's here as the baby's "handlers" (from the manga/anime Beelzebub) are set to appear anytime soon...

Previously...

With Gilliam now gone, the mansion appeared to be peaceful with Riza leaving, and as Hime is about to relax, Beelzebub jumped onto Hime's arms, and as she is about to "play" with the baby, the teen vampire bare her fangs, making it appear as she is about to "eat him, and the baby got spooked and got into another "electrical tantrum", much to Hiro's horror.

"Boo..."

"WWAAAAHHH!"

Hime was electrocuted and after the "voltage" ended, she was "smoking hot", and she glared at Reiri, which the vampire flashed "peace signs", but then trouble appeared as the "annoying band" showed up, entering from the window, brought in the amplified speaker, set it to maximum volume and began singing, which took Hime by surprise and the impact of the volume irritated her whole being to the max!

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

Hiro tries to persuade the "annoying band" to stop but they ignored him as they surrounded Hime and kept on singing, and the princess is losing her composure as the "annoying band" is really getting on her nerves, just as Riza came back in after seeing the mansion "shaking" and saw the root cause of it, and she tells Hiro to do something, but he told the werewolf warrior that he tried but is unable to. Worsening the situation, some of the band members held onto Hime as the "annoying band" continued to sing, this time irritably louder than ever.

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

The scene shifts outside the mansion, where the mansion itself is shaking on sync of the sounds, but then a loud "BOOM!" is seen and heard, and the "annoying band" members are seen flying out from the window, along with their equipment, and as the scene shifts inside, you can see Hiro and Riza restraining a now pissed off Hime, who is wielding an RPG, which she threatens to unleash it as she lost her bearings, and her two servants tried talking her into calming down, which appeared to work, but then Reiri suggested that she should listen to a soothing music to calm her nerves, which she made a brief singing by imitating the "annoying band's" song.

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

Outside the mansion, another loud "BOOM!" is heard, and there Hiro and Riza were running out of the mansion, with Reiri covering her rear after repeated "shelling" from Hime's RPG with Beelzebub clapping at the scene. It was a rather "stressful" day for Hime and she wondered how to find the baby's parents, unaware that his handlers are just a town away.

Now…

The next day, the time right now is 09:30, and everyone within Hime's mansion are awake, seemingly recovered after the previous day's "antics", though Reiri arrived late, clutching her butt after what happened and Hime glared at her as a reminder not to pull off "unnecessary pranks" which the teen vampire smiled sheepishly, knowing what the princess meant. Hiro arrived and is now sitting in front of the table as everyone is ready to take breakfast after Sawawa prepared the food. By then a discussion commences as they discussed on how to find Beelzebub's parents.

"I see that everyone is assembled..."

"Yes, Hime..."

"So, what's there to discuss...?"

"Um, Hime..."

"It's about the toddler that we are holding...you know what he is capable of...right?"

"Yeah..and he's really temperamental...Hiro...are you sure that he clutched on you on the way home?"

"Yes..."

"Which means he wants Hiro to be the daddy, and Hime to be the mommy...fu-fu-fu-fu..."

"Reiri!"

"Want me to throw you out, Reiri?"

"Ah...no..."

"Then shut up and help us discern the toddler's family..."

As the discussion is ongoing, Hime felt that someone is hiding under the dining table and looked down to see who is hiding, and to her dismay, intruders are lurking underneath, but instead of assassins, it was a group of "hecklers" carrying musical instruments, and Reiri snickered as she recognized them while Riza and Hiro are worried as the "hecklers" set up their speakers and are ready to "rock the house".

Before Hime could act, the "act" began to commence.

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

Hime got stressed up at their antics and tries to take action, but then more band members emerged from underneath the dining table and sang even louder with the speakers and their musical instruments, just as Sawawa and Reiri began dancing with the tune of the "annoying band's" musical "rowdy" singing while Riza and Hiro appeared horrified knowing where this would lead to.

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

Outside, you can see the mansion shaking to the beat of the music and singing, until a loud "KA-BOOM!" is heard and you can see smoke emerged from a window and out came the "annoying band", flying as they were thrown out from the mansion, along with their music equipment and speakers, and as the scene shifts inside, you can see Hiro and Riza restraining an already pissed-off Hime, who is holding an RPG while Sawawa sneaked out of the dining hall as Riza tells Reiri to "shut up" which the vampire did.

After a few minutes the mansion was calm again while Beelzebub went to Hiro, clutching on top of his head though the teen had to get him off as he intend to use the bathroom, but when the toddler refused to let go, Hiro resorted to forcefully get him off, resulting in Beelzebub getting in to a tantrum and unleashed his electrical powers and the "Blood Warrior" was electrocuted, which his body was charred while his clothes turned to ashes until he is reduced to his briefs.

Hime sighed as she is wondering if there is anyone who would approach her mansion and announce that they are Beelzebub's parents, as she felt that her assassins might take advantage and force the toddler to do their bidding, and for now she felt that she is the only one who can protect the toddler as she took him in her arms and managed to calm Beelzebub down which it worked, and there Sherwood came and the two siblings talked, with the younger one apologizing which Hime accepted.

"Onee-sama..."

"Sherwood..."

"I'm sorry about the other day..."

"It's alright..."

"Is that the toddler that Riza mentioned?"

"Yes..."

"Is he really...?"

"Indeed...and he would become a potential dangerous weapon if he falls in to the wrong hands..."

As the two siblings reconciled, Hiro came back in his school uniform and is about to leave for school when unexpected visitor suddenly showed up after the door swung, flattening Hiro's face in the process. The visitors are soon revealed to be three males and one female, all have one thing in common: Beelzebub! All of them have been searching for Beelzebub for the past few days, and thankfully, they have found him. They are identified as :

- Tatsumi Oga (15 years old) - who is originally Beelzebub's "contractor" whom he would be a "vessel" that would allow Beelzebub to rule and/or destroy humanity;

- Hildegard (age unknown) - nicknamed "Hilda", is a demon maid who helps Oga take care of Beelzebub. She reveres the Devil, or Demon Lord, and feels that it is a great honour to be chosen as the child's "Mother", or caretaker, by the Demon Lord. Her most characteristic features include her Gothic Lolita appearance and (as pointed out by Oga's mother) "great big knockers." Hilda is also described as a bombshell, and her right eye - the left has not been shown so far and is always hidden behind her hair - is green. She rides a flying, leathery creature known as an AK-Baba as transportation and owns an umbrella which conceals a sword in the handle.

Takayuki Furuichi (15 years old) - Furuichi seems to be the only non-delinquent student there and to have little, if any, fighting ability. He often points out the absurdities in Oga's situation, acting as the rational and most passive member of the group. Furuichi often complains about Oga, stating that just because he hangs around with him, people take him for a delinquent as well.

Batim do Emuna Alaindelon (age unknown) - A dimensional transfer demon working under Hildegarde, he is first seen floating down the river with an arrow on his chest. He sees Oga forcing other delinquents to kneel before him and decides to deliver baby Beel to him as a potential parent. He is heavily built and is most often seen wearing a tank-top and boxer-shorts. After Oga becomes Beel's parent he moves in with Furuichi, against the boy's wishes.

Seeing Beelzebub in the arms of Hime is enough to made Hildegarde pissed and started to criticize Oga for "losing" Beelzebub and the mansion started to get a bit loud.

"I can't believe that you lose sight of Berubo-sama, and now he is in the "hands" of another human! And you call yourself his "vessel"?"

"Hey...he wandered off on his own. At least I won't get to get "shocked" for a while..."

"Now that Berubo-sama is found...I'll find another human to act as his vessel...and you will be taken out! You really are the worst to be Berubo-sama's vessel!"

"Hey...you made me in to one without my consent...at least I gave him lessons to be a "real man"..."

Furuichi tries to flirt with Hildegarde but is shot down which Alaindelon offers his "consent", which Furuichi turns down dead-on.

"Hilda...let's elope..."

"Silence, you filthy human!"

"Furuichi-kun...would you like to elope with me...?"

"GGGGYYAAHH! NOT ON YOUR LIFE, YOU HOME-EROTIC CREEP!"

Hime and Sherwood sweat-dropped at the sight but then the atmosphere became tense as Hildegarde approached the elder princess and both soon recognized their backgrounds and this serves as the beginning of a tense stand-off between the two females.

"You...you're one of that princesses of the Monster Kingdom!"

"And you're from the Makai World..."

"I can't believe Berubo-sama would end up in your hands..."

"I see...so this toddler belonged to you..."

"Give him back...you are not worthy to care for him..."

"Coming from someone who lost this boy..."

"Don't you raise your tone on me, you "royal rip-off"..."

"What was that...?"

As the two blond beauties stare off, Oga sees this as a chance to "give away" Beelzebub and began to charm his way to convince her, but was met with a back punch to his face, while Alaindelon approached Hiro and began to "charm" his way through him, much to the "blood warrior's" horror and to Sawawa's exasperation, and began to BOTH defend and berate her younger brother.

"Hello..."

"Huh?"

"Would you like to come with me? Let us elope..."

"EH?!"

"WWWAAAHHH! STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!"

"Do not worry, my pretty lady...I will care for him...am I right, young lad...?"

"Ahh..."

"GO AWAY! I WON'T LET YOU TOUCH MY BROTHER! HIRO...YOU'RE A MAN! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BECOME A GAY!"

"NEE-CHAN! I'D NEVER DO THAT!"

"EVEN STILL...I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS PEDOPHILE! IF I CAUGHT YOU GOING WITH HIM...I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SASANAKI SEMINARY!"

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A PRIEST!"

"GRR...!"

After confirming each others' backgrounds, Hildegarde looks down at Hime and told her that she is not good enough to raise Beelzebub and told her to "go back to where she came from", and while Hime was calm enough to ignore the "harsh criticisms", she was a bit insulted that she is not "good enough" to raise a single child, and there both females brought out their weapons (Hime her rapier, Hildegarde a saber removed from her umbrella), and soon both began to clash swords, which Reiri and Riza watched, seeing that Hime can stand up on her own, but then they were taken aback at the scene where Sawawa is "protecting" Hiro from Alaindelon's "advances".

"Do not feel worried...I will look after this boy..."

"Ahh..."

"Would you like to come with me? Let us elope..."

"EH?!"

"WWWAAAHHH! STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!"

"Do not worry, my pretty lady...I will care for him...am I right, young lad...?"

"H-help me..."

"GO AWAY! I WON'T LET YOU TOUCH MY BROTHER! HIRO...YOU'RE A MAN! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BECOME A GAY!"

"NEE-CHAN! I'D NEVER DO THAT!"

"EVEN STILL...I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS PEDOPHILE! IF I CAUGHT YOU GOING WITH HIM...I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SASANAKI SEMINARY!"

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A PRIEST!"

"GRR...!"

Hiro was practically shivering from utter shock at how Alaindelon's "advances" were getting to him, but then Beelzebub saw what the action is causing and unleashed an electrical charge just to get everyone's attention. After the "chaos" stopped, Oga decided to end the conflict by asking Beelzebub whom would he want to stay with, and there would be no pressure, in which Beelzebub glanced between Oga and Hime, and after a few minutes of glancing between them, Beelzebub decided to go with Oga again, and Hildegarde is relieved that her "master" is in "good hands" again and the gang left the mansion as Sawawa began to sweep up the mess while Riza sighed now that the root problem has been taken cared off.

The mansion is finally at peace again now that Beelzebub's handlers took him "home", and now Hime can get some peace and quiet as she heads for the bathroom. Inside the bathroom, Hime took off her knee-boots, arm-length gloves and gothic dress, and as she is about to remove her undergarments, the toilet bowl's lid sprang open, where one of the singers of the "annoying band" emerged, and the shower curtains was flown aside, where the rest of the "annoying band" are there, and so are their speakers and amplifiers, in which Hime twitched her eyes seeing that another "annoying attack" is about to commence, and just as she was about to take action...

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da

dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da

dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta

Hiro and Riza were passing by the hall where the bathroom is located, and there they were taken by surprise to see the bathroom "shaking" along with the beat of the music, and the two realized what it was, and then the bathroom door exploded, where the "annoying band" came out running...and singing...with Hime giving chase, holding a RPG and is TOPLESS, in which Hiro fainted with a nosebleed while Riza restrained Hime just as the "annoying band" made their way out of the mansion, and there you can see Hime getting STRESSED at how she got "annoyed", while Reiri made another PUNCHLINE that would soon cause more tension within the mansion.

"Looks like she intends to go sunbathing outside...fu-fu-fu-fu-fu..."

KA-BOOM!

"AAIIIEEE! MY BUTT!"

Reiri was sent "flying out" of the mansion with her "rear" smoking hot after a "shelling" from Hime while Sherwood sighed at the sight, yet pleased that things are going back to normal.

End…

Hope you like this chapter, as chaos erupted with lots of comedy and wanton mayhem...

Poor Hime, annoyed TWICE by the "annoying band"...

...and Reiri took the brunt of the "punishment"...

This ends this fic...hope you enjoy it...