Okay, I have no excuse for waiting this long to update, well, except maybe school. And I got a tumblr. God, those things are addicting…

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Disclaimer: Of course I own Fairy Tai-… *cops give a glare* Haha. Just kidding. ^-^U

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The second day was about to begin. Of course, only about half the seats were full, as a contagious flu had been going around. Unfortunately, Erza had an immune system of steel and was still as bright as the sun coming into the room the next morning.

Natsu sighed. It wasn't fun without Lucy, or, he dare admit it, Gray. The bastard who could stand shirtless and comfortable in 10 degree weather was out with a cold.

Of course, Natsu never caught colds. He was just that awesome. But almost no one was here to see it! What was he supposed to do?

"… Where'd the class go?" Erza wondered aloud, slamming a briefcase on her desk.

"I wouldn't be surprised if this sickness was a fake and no one wanted to be here," Gajeel muttered.

"What was that?" seethed Erza.

"Nothing, gawd, don't get your panties in a twist." Gajeel yawned and stuck his legs up on the desk in front of him.

"Ow!" squealed Levy. "I'm right here, you know!"

"Really? Couldn't see you there, shortstack!" Gajeel snickered.

Erza coughed loudly, trying to get everyone's attention. It obviously didn't work, so she got a ruler and whacked it against the blackboard.

All eyes were on her.

"Thank you," said Erza, whipping out a piece of chalk. "Now, today's lesson will be about seduction."

"Seduction…?" whispered Natsu.

"This was never in any of the sex ed classes I took before," muttered Gajeel.

"Who's the teacher?!" Erza yelled. "Don't tell me how to teach!"

Upon hearing the word 'seduction', Juvia grabbed out a big notebook and put it on her desk.

"Juvia will be prepared for Gray-sama," she said to herself.

"Hey, Juvia," Natsu wondered, "Why you got that notebook there?" He didn't bother being quiet.

Wendy, who was sitting the closet to Natsu, cupped her hand and spoke softly, "I think it's because she likes Gray."

"WHAT?!" burst out the pink-haired wizard. "JUVIA LIKES GRAY?!"

Everyone stared at Natsu worriedly.

Juvia gaped and blushed. "Juvia doesn't know what you're talking about! You don't know anything!" he left the room on the brink of tears.

"I didn't know she'd get upset…"

Erza glared at Natsu. "Natsu… don't interrupt my class..." she said, between her teeth.

Natsu sweatdropped and plopped down.

"Now, before I was so rudely interrupte-" Erza was about to start.

Gray crashed through the wall (it must've been cheap) and ran around.

"DAMMIT, GRAY!" someone shouted. It appeared to be Lucy.

Erza started to pull her hair and scream. "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!" She ran out.

Natsu thought for a moment.

"I think we just out-insaned Erza."

"Is that even possible?"

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I think I'll end it here… But, was it worth reading? :3

Stay tuned, though, for I have an idea for a Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction! Muahaha!