Light snoring could be heard from a small baby currently using his so called father's left forearm as a pillow. Said father currently had his back to his bed facing the top of the ceiling. He had a pair of lazy eyes stare at the ceiling tiles in front of him.

Oga Tatsumi was currently wondering why he could feel far more weight on him than usual. He stared over to his right side and saw a big lump of someone else laying on him. The sprawled blond hair over his torso deduced many of his guesses.

"Oi mind telling me why you're naked?"

The brute as so many called him replied with an uncaring lazy drawl. He let out a small yawn as well when he finished that phrase and made no apparent moves to fix the situation. If anything it just appeared as if he'd go back to sleep if he didn't receive a response.

"I'm not"

In just a tired tone as he, Oga received his reply. The lump that was on him, shifted more comfortably on his side and continued to use his armpit as a pillow. Oga to this cracked his right eye fully open as if calling bullshit and eyed her down.

Sure enough a very flimsy see through pair of lingerie was on her person. The man would have almost erupted in laughter had it not been for the child currently sleeping on his other side. So he refrained himself to a small chuckle and went back to lying with his eyes closed.

"Where in god's name did you get that?"

"…Your sister took me shopping, since I told her your issues with me sleeping naked"

'Oh well what a great solution I can still see your fucking nipples for god sakes' the man thought sarcastically.

"You told my sister you sleep with me naked?"

"….What's the problem? When I do?"

"You know what a babbler she is right?"

"Your parents were already assuming it."

"Yeah but now they probably got other fucked upped thoughts of us"

"…You never cared before"

"…..True, well whatever then"

Hilda at this point was now amused as she stared over at the supposed 'father' of her master. Clad in nothing but dark boxers, he was as naked as she, so she saw no point in why he was complaining to her. For some reason she had an urge to drill her knuckles on his rippled abdomen as retribution.

The two however were far beyond lazy, and an opportunity such as this did not present itself often. Oga currently had three days off and Baby Beel was sleeping a lot. The supposed parents quickly learned that whenever the baby slept, they slept.

These young adults certainly weren't feeling young anymore with how long they've been looking after the young demon lord. On days off such as these they literally just spent it in their bedroom sleeping it away. The days when they didn't have free time were always so damn hectic.

Hilda let out a yawn and faced the ceiling with Oga, her head still on his shoulder where his armpit resided. Her eyes were getting heavy again and the strong heat didn't help. Summer break was just around the corner and alas maybe this rough year would finally give them some much needed vacation as parents.

The window next to their bed was currently wide open, as white curtains fluttered with the small breeze. It did very little to make the heat feel any less then it was. She reckoned it was around one in the evening right now and still had no urge to get up.

The vibrant green eyed woman buried her face in the crook of his arm and gave one more yawn. The man who called her out a mere minute ago was already back to sleep. She could hear the young master lightly snore on the other side and smiled to herself.

They forgot when this arrangement began happening. It seemed like a distant memory now. For the longest time since her and the baby demon came to live in the Oga Household. She and Baby Beel would take the bed, while he took the futon.

Most of the time they would trade on and off on who slept on the bed but they'd never shared it at the same time. A year however can change a lot as she's come to experience.

After the incident with the behemoths and her temporary memory loss, the months that passed after that changed quite a bit between them. Maybe it was this new comfortable feeling they had between them and they're overall nature of not caring about consequences that land them in these situations so often now.

Hilda back in the demon realm often slept nude in her private quarters when it got as hot as it did here. So old habits came out about a month ago and this human realm seemed to have entered a season known as summer. Oga however told her to put some damn cloths on when it kept occurring and it was began to annoy her hearing him complain so much about it.

Mortals were quite weird with their modesty, but none the less to hear the end of it just a couple days ago she ventured to the shops when she told Misaki about the news. She was dumbfounded when Misaki squealed oddly and said something about a future newborn.

Although she did not like sleeping clothed when it was this hot, Misaki picked her out something that was like wearing nothing at all. She said it would be perfect for the weather and that it should help improve the chances of the 'future newborn'. Hilda was still confused on what that meant, but none the less was delighted when it really did feel like wearing nothing at all.

'This should shut up the fool' she thought at the time. As she held a skimpy see through white vale of a bra and undergarments. The shop they were in was littered with cloths like the one she had and Misaki then tortured her with picking out more.

Each member of the unlikely family of three were now once again snoring away the day. Small noises of cars and children outside could vaguely be heard as the sun rose higher in the sky. The curtains fluttered with the breeze and now all three were contently sleeping.

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"Ah hello Mrs. Oga, we came to if we could get the numb skull"

Furuichi proclaimed in front of the door as him and three other young women were behind him. Oga's mother was surprised by the visit and warmly smiled as she led them to the living room. Kunieda, Chiaki, and Nene as they introduced themselves went along with Furuichi up the stairs to get Oga.

"Ah youth going out to enjoy the festivities of summer"

"What was that mom?"

Misaki currently came out of their lower floor restroom and was now snacking on an ice cream as she stared at the TV on the couch. Her mother was cutting away at some vegetables on the kitchen counter facing their living room. The old woman smiled at her daughter.

"Oh Oga's friends just showed up so they could go to the pool"

"Are they going to get him right now?"

"Well Furuichi led them to his room"

"…"

"Wait did you tell them how Hilda and him sleep with the door unlocked"

"….."

"Oh My"

The older woman replied as she forgot and dropped her knife to cover her mouth. Sure enough as soon she finished that statement a loud yell was heard. Making the two women chuckle to themselves.

/

Furuichi babbled to the three deadpanned girls as they headed down the corridor on the upper floor. He was talking about meaningless experiences of youth during the summer and they basically ignored him like females tend to do when he was involved. Kunieda though took in everything, as this was one of the very few times she visited.

She was very shy around Oga's mother and didn't say anything, not wanted to make a bad first impression. She remained silent with her two friends when Furuichi introduced them. Inside her head she was steeling her resolve to put up a good front in the favor of Oga's mother.

When Furuichi finally noticed he was being ignored he slightly simmered while slightly bowing his head and staring forward. All of them were dressed in swimming attire, him in his blue swim trunks and white T-shirt.

The girls all wore shorts and tops to cover their swimsuits underneath and cursed his luck. The quicker he got them to the pool the quicker he could see what was underneath and to do that he needed Oga's lazy ass out of bed. Lately all he did was sleep, whenever he'd come over his parents would apologetically tell him he was currently sleeping.

As they reached the end of the hall and reached Oga's room Furuichi took point as he turned the door knob. He was surprised he didn't hear the bickering of him and Baby Beel, nor the sound of his TV blaring away from the sound of whatever video game he was playing. Yet again he was probably asleep.

So with that logical sense he decided to enter in loudly so he'd wake him up. After turning the knob, he surprised the three girls when he kicked it open and barged in.

"OGaaa?!"

Furuichi's lower jaw quickly smashed to the floor from the sight in front of him. The girls behind him wondering the cause for his reaction walked in and were now equally stunned.

Both sleeping parents woke up with a jolt, Hilda being first to rise from her position looked at the source of her disturbance. Her shock that the creep had barged in their room, temporally stunned and she forgot her current attire.

Oga however not missing a beat quickly covered the woman with the sheets they carelessly let fall off the bed. Needless to say the monster was soon let out as Oga processed everything that just happened. One and the most important was that Baby Beel was now awake. Two he was now awake, and three Furuichi just caught glimpse of a naked Hilda if for just one brief second.

Now something in the back of his mind, knew he was not going to hear the end of it from Furuichi about how he's been sleeping with Hilda. Right now however the fact that he caught her naked, if again all but for a semi second kind of blocked out anything else. It must of really because aside from Hilda's state of dress he completely forgot about his.

Hilda however didn't and as she clutched the sheets Oga gave her to her, she noticed the three females currently present. A small tick of annoyance when she caught Kunieda's blush was making her brow twitch.

"Oga! Hurry up"

Hilda voiced a little strongly when the man went menacingly walking towards his friend. Furuichi who now wiped the blood off his nose and was chuckling very nervously as he backed away, was trying not to shake as his friend grew a demonic face. Oga cracked his knuckles and no sooner after he did that he kicked all the occupants out of his room.

In a comical sense all occupants blinked when they were all thrown in a mass while hanging in midair for a second and dropped with a loud thud outside the door.

/

"Oh I'm sorry dear, I forgot to mention how you and Hilda like sleeping, and should have told them to wait a minute"

Oga who currently sat at his dining table with his arms crossed, felt his eye twitch. How you forgot a big detail like that was beyond him. Dressed now in a pair of black trunks and red T-shirt, he clacked his flip flops impatiently on the floor. Furuichi with a big bruise to his cheek currently sat across from him, still in a state of disbelief as he stared at the ceiling mumbling to himself.

The girls each took a seat awkwardly at the dining table as Oga's mother spoke. The second wife of the house was currently only a long black T-shirt that belonged to Oga as she worked on the stove. Her bare feet touched the tiled kitchen floor as she moved around and cast a squinting eye at the female that just sat next to Oga.

No one in the household missed a beat when that happened and Misaki watched with widen eyes as the blue haired girl blatantly did that. Both mother and daughter stared briefly at one another. Then over to Hilda who they noticed was slightly gripping the spatula in her hand tighter.

Through the span of time the new members of the Oga Household have been here, a routine had occurred. Oga's mom and dad were always across each other from the dining table. Misaki took one side for herself, while Oga and Hilda always sat next to each other. This had begun ever since the young woman had entered the family.

At no point did this seated pattern ever change since its creation. Now granted there were guests over at the moment, but the husband and wife were always next to one another. Even Furuichi on the times he visited knew this.

'Well this isn't good' both thought

"Oga what do you want?"

Everyone's reverie stopped as Oga with his eyes closed and arms still crossed answered nonchalantly.

"The usual, but toss me a sports drink instead of an orange juice"

Hilda not missing a beat searched the fridge and tossed him a bottle. Not moving an inch, the man simply caught in his palm and placed on top of the table as he waited for his food. The visitors were surprised it wasn't Oga's mom cooking, but Hilda instead.

"Does Hilda always cook?"

Nene surprised everyone by talking, and reminding them all that they were still there.

Oga's mother chuckled as the rest of her meal was prepared for her husband when he returned home from work. She was moving things out of the way for Hilda in the kitchen and walked out when she was finished. Wiping her forehead off with a small towel from the heat inside, she smiled over at them.

"No darling, she only cooks when Oga and Beel want to eat"

Everyone was temporally stunned once again with the news they were receiving. Misaki who was leaning over the couch and staring at them laughed at their dumbfounded faces.

"It was to teach her to become a better cook and it's a wife's duty after all isn't it?"

Misaki questioned amused as both Oga and Hilda ignored the comment of a wife like they always do. That was another habit that seemed to have started after living together. When she first started cooking, she'd admit she wasn't the best. Of course she always launched a good punch in Oga's direction when he blatantly stated it.

After the little episode with her temporal memory loss, she realized what made her food taste good. After that she was seen in the kitchen with Oga's mother more often than not. Hilda studied better ways to cook human food.

As a wet nurse of course cooking was one of the requirements that needed to be achieved. Unfortunately the place she trained in only specified in demon cuisines, and to humans that apparently was nothing but burning to the taste buds. She wouldn't have cared of course since it tasted damn near delicious to her, but she then found out her young master seemed to hate all demon cuisine.

Thus she decided to master human plates as well, and much to her joy the young master seemed delighted with her meals. Oga's mother decided she be the one to feed her own family now. Oga was about to rebuke until he tasted one her plates, if albeit hesitant since he knew her previous dishes from experience.

Needless to say gulped it down when both Hilda and his mother gave him a death glare. Since then the one in charge of Oga's dishes and Baby Beel was Hilda. Like them sleeping together, it all just became a common occurrence since then.

Hilda reemerged from the kitchen with two plates one she laid down in front Oga and the other for herself as sat down. She had dragged a seat so she'd be on Oga's left side, while slightly sneering at the woman who took her usual seat. The other occupants proclaimed that they ate before they got there and weren't hungry.

Baby Beel was currently sucking away happily on a bottle in his aunt's hands in the living watching TV.

"So you're going to the pool with them"

"Considering that dumb ass went so far out of his way to ensure I did, I'd figure I might as well…"

"Hnnn… we're running low on diapers and laundry detergent be sure to get some when you come back"

"I got it"

The occupants at the table stared as the two spoke to each other like a routinely acted script. Oga munched away at the omelet on his plate and would answer with short curt responses when she told him what she needed done. Quite frankly it was creepy seeing people their age act like old folk.

"Hilda, you're not coming with us?"

The blue haired woman interrupted them as she stared disapprovingly at her attire. Her hair still sporadic from not combing it and it fell long behind her back. All the wet nurse was wearing was that over enlarged T-shirt, it filled her with green knowing it was Oga's. Thank goodness Furuichi was currently in la-la land right now or he'd be getting tossed around by Oga for ogling.

"No, I have to fix the room and get laundry done I'm afraid, take good care of the young master"

Like always she chided Oga about the Baby.

"Yeah yeah"

"Well that's too bad"

Kunieda sweetly smiled, which only served to agitate Hilda further as she narrowed her eyes at her. This girl was certainly pushing her buttons today. Did she feel threatened for some reason?

Oga jugged the bottle of sports drink and handed Hilda his plate.

"Delicious as always"

He told as he stood up and gave his daily thanks to the cook. Hilda smiled softly to herself as if to say but of course as she stood with him and took the plate from him. Both redtails winced when they caught how tight Kunieda's fists were when all this occurred.

"So Oga, think we can score a ride on the new slide together I hear it's massive"

The man blinked when he took Baby Beel from his sister's hands and turned back to face Kunieda. Her tan shorts and stripped button up shirt rustled slightly as she put her hands behind her back.

Oga being the dense guy he's always been shrugged and said why not as he headed towards the door with the rest of group now heading towards the door, Baby Beel classically resting on his shoulders. Now both mother and daughter had been studying that girl closely since she had entered. The way Hilda seemed to scowl at her direction answered quite firmly what they thought was going on.

When all of guests had left including Oga, everything was still. The only sounds came from Hilda placing away pots and the TV's commercials. Both mother and daughter stared grimly at one another before looking over at the young wife.

"Now dear don't you worry one bit, my boy may be as dense as boulder but know he's as loyal as dog, he's not one to stray"

Oga's mother had placed both hands on Hilda's shoulders startling her as she had been putting things away in the kitchen. She turned back around lightly embarrassed and noticed Misaki was on one of the kitchen stools leaning over the counter looking at the two. The mother chuckled as she retracted her hands and placed her hands on her hips.

"It seems that girl though can't take a hint though"

Misaki said as she stared at the entrance to the house they had just exited from. Wondering when her brother had become such a hit with all the ladies. She figure even if she was though, the fact that he had a baby momma would drive away even the most daring girls.

"Yes"

Her mother answered grimly as she scratched the top of her head with her left hand while her right remained on her hip. Hilda bewildered at what was going on, merely smiled awkwardly and closed her eyes wondering if it was worth bothering trying to fix all the misunderstanding. Knowing how deep she had gotten involved with Oga on this whole marriage thing though she decided it was for the best that she didn't

"Hilda hun, have you heard of marking your territory yet?"

Misaki asked as she turned her attention back to her sister in law.

"Mark my what?"

Both mother and daughter were surprised she didn't

"Darling you must know how to mark your man, I remember when I had to deal with a woman coming onto my husband when we were in our youth"

Misaki at the mention of this groaned as she let her head smack on the counter from the images she was sure to receive that would no doubt surely scar her. Hilda merely kept the same crooked smile and laughed awkwardly when she said she didn't.

"Well there are a number of ways to do it, hickies, (To this Misaki groaned again), a ring which I don't know why you two don't wear one, being affectionate in public and most importantly to the one you want to back off"

Hilda now stood perplexed as she cupped her cheek with her index and thumb with arms crossed. Now vaguely intrigued, she paid close attention to her mother in law. Anyway to deter that woman from the master and annoying her she was all ears.

"Hickies?"

To this the woman stopped talking and stared over at her daughter her looked equally surprised.

"You don't know what those are?"

Hilda looked back and forth between the two disbelieving women. She figured it must be a human thing as she nodded her head no to answer them.

"It's when you bite down on someone's skin and suck at it so it leaves a bruise"

Misaki answered simply and Hilda looked once again bewildered. She tried to imagine in what that would even serve. Both Oga women stared blankly at her as she seemed confused, they really were different in that moca place she was from thought the mother.

"Listen hun if you give Tatsumi one, I'm sure that girl will finally take the hint and back off"

Well Misaki hoped anyway, quite frankly she didn't understand the fact that any woman would pursue a man with a child and still involved with its mother. If she ever met a man that had a kid and the momma was still hanging around she sure as shit could take a message. Girls these days were getting crazy.

Hilda looked mortified with the thought, and both of them chuckled at her reaction. If it's one thing they've learned about their in law is that she was a very conservative person. The only reason she was this clad in her state of dress was this was her home now. It took them awhile for her to see it that way.

"And you're sure Kunieda would back off her attempts at the master and leave us in peace?"

They looked confused as to why that blue haired girl would want her child but they were positive it would stop her from bugging Hilda and Oga. Misaki nodded and Hilda seemed to be pondering actually going through with this marking. She wondered how she would even get Oga to let her do it.

One thing was for certain however, she did not like that Kunieda girl and the thoughts of helping her take care of the young master irked her. As much as she butted heads with Oga, he was a far better candidate for a parent and she had already been accustomed to this household. With a sigh she wondered how she was going to go about it.

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"Oi you bastard we come to ride the slides and this is all you do?"

Oga cracked an eye open in agitation as his bare chest enjoyed the sun rays as he floated on a round inflatable tube. Baby Beel already fast asleep again on his abdomen. The place was packed with people and the lines were plain out right fucking ridiculous. Even now the sound of people constantly talking and splashing in the pool was giving him a headache.

He should just told these guys to beat and gone back to bed. Today practically just yelled at him to sleep, hell even the ever hyperactive baby of his was snoring away. That was a goddamn sign if ever he saw one.

"Shouldn't you be ogling girls right now?"

Oga asked with a great sense of boredom, wondering exactly why his long time perverse friend wasn't doing that like all the other times they've visited a water park. Furuichi stumbled back embarrassed as some of the girls heard that and gave him a weird look. After chuckling nervously at the glares, he sneered back at Oga and pointed a finger at him.

"Are you trying to get me in trouble, come on after you rode one ride with Kunieda you stopped altogether"

Oga only did that in the first because he said he would and he didn't want to back down on his word. That damn line however drained the life out of him along with Kunieda's chatter and constant stutters. Right now she was with the other two she was always with and they said something about ice cream before leaving.

Oga yawned as he drowned out the rest of people in the pool as best he could and stared at the sky. The sun was high above the sky and only a couple of clouds passed by the never ending blue. He felt his eyes grow heavy again.

This felt as if it was going to be quite a lazy summer. He only had one more week before summer break officially started and god damn if it didn't come at a better time. Too much happened this school year and he was all the more welcoming to the break about to surface. His body still sore from all the fighting he did this year.

Despite all this though he couldn't shake off the feeling that even though the long vacation was right around the corner, the break was nowhere near. He shook off the feeling however as he joined the little guy on him in some more sleep, seems these days they could never get enough.

/

"I'm back"

A tired Oga answered as he shut the door behind him carrying two sets of plastic bags in each hand. The demon child clinging to his shoulder raised his hand in salute to correlate with his father. Hilda stood atop the stairs impatiently tapping her foot on the carpet with arms crossed. Still in the T-shirt from that morning.

"Why so late?"

True enough the sun was long gone and outside was dark. The house lights were mostly off minus the entrance door and the TV in the living where Misaki most likely passed out on the couch watching horror flicks. If the sounds of screaming and chainsaws were anything to go by.

"I dropped off Kunied-ah-a…"

Oga stopped midsentence when he began walking up the stairs and saw the big frown in the usually stoic face of the wet nurse. Oga had long since got used to her tendencies like she had his, so it was safe to say he knew she was pissed. For what reason he didn't know but instinct told him to explain himself.

"With Furuichi and we dropped all three girls off at the same place"

He retorted nervously with a half impish smile as he raised both hands as he held the bags. For what reason that information was relevant he did not know but his gut told him if didn't he'd be in pain. Hilda grunted approvingly at that and took the bags from his hands.

She inspected them; sure enough a new case of diapers and a big jug of detergent were in each. Hilda turned her heels on her bare feet and went in the direction of the laundry room upstairs to store the detergent.

"Be in bed"

Oga gave a tch sound as he grunted, he was going to go there regardless but her telling him to do it felt like it was a command.

"Man Beel what's up with your momma?"

"Dah?"

"Yeah beats me two"

With that said he went to his room, once inside he chucked off his T-shirt and chucked his trunks into the laundry bin. Cracking his neck he put on a pair of comfortable shorts and put Baby Beel on the bed with the side closest to the wall. The baby yawned and rolled to his side with his head on the pillow.

Oga in turn yawned himself and laid down next to him careful not to crush him. He paid no mind when he heard footsteps enter his room nor the shuffle of cloths that followed soon after. The door to his roomed shut and this time there was a click that followed, so events like today never occurred again.

Hilda took her usual position and draped a leg over his left as they both faced the ceiling. Oga wrapped his arm around her shoulders and let it lay in between her chest.

"You're naked"

"No I'm not"

To this the man cracked one eye open as if to call bullshit. Sure enough she was wearing what she did this morning, only this time it was black but her nipples were still as visible as was her previous attire.

This time he did laugh out loud.

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A/N: What's going on Ladies and Gents. I saw a couple episodes of this a long while back and this story just hit me. I as you can see am totally for some Oga and Hilda action. What can I say I'm a fan of interesting pairings and to me this is a classic.

Now again I didn't go deep into this anime, I just felt like I needed to contribute my part to this pairing. So none of you die hard Beezlebub fan bug me about including 'this or that' from episode 'what's the number'.

Plan on having this as a side project and don't expect it to be long, I'm planning on keeping this story short and simple, feel like the story will be better appreciated that way.