Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

This is purely for shits and giggles. Just popped into my head the other night.

Chapter One.

Why was Sasuke in only his boxers with Naruto's bare back pressed against his chest, Hinata's surprisingly large lace clad breasts on his arm, Ino's barely concealed butt in his face, his arm under Shikamaru's leg and Kiba's face disturbingly close to Sasuke's own ass while Sakura and Neji were openly laughing at them from the corner of the room and Lee was setting out another round of shots? Because they'd all decided it'd be fun to play strip twister. With alcohol as an added penalty for losing. Right. Because that was fun. Sasuke sighed as he wondered why he always got himself into those things. Especially when he knew he'd lose. Right now it stood at him with four losses, having already taken off his socks, shirt, undershirt and pants. He only had to lose one more time for this to get really embarrassing and he was determined not to. Which was easier said than done. The first two times he'd fallen had been because he was uncomfortable with the close proximity of the others. The last two had been because sadly he was a light weight and the tequila shots had kicked in. He was fuzzy at the moment, but he was determined not to lose. Then again, so was pretty much everyone else. Naruto was down to his pants and boxers, Hinata was in her bra and panties, Ino was a little worse off with only her panties on and they didn't cover well at all, and Kiba was down to his undershirt and boxers. Shikamaru, the stupid, cheating jerk, had only lost his over shirt. Sasuke found he was really surprised at how many people wore undershirts like he did. Naruto didn't though. Why was he thinking about Naruto right now? He shook his head to clear it.

"Right hand..." Sakura called.

"Red," Neji finished, thoroughly enjoying the spectacle. The spinners had taken shots with every turn too and he'd really loosened up. Why did it take two people to spin and call out the new torture? Because Neji was above such childish behavior as stripping. Yeah right. A few more shots and he'd be tempted at the very least. Especially since Ten-Ten had already had way too much to drink when they weren't looking and was passed out in the opposite corner. If she wasn't awake to tease him about it and Lee was too nice to, then he wouldn't be so worried about it. The one thing holding him back right now was Hinata's state of undress. She was his cousin after all. Lee was in charge of the alcohol and was making them laugh - which was bad at the moment - because he wanted a drink and couldn't have one and he kept making up wild scenarios for why he would be able to. Everyone was glad that he showed restraint, and more than a little surprised that he offered to monitor it when he couldn't have any himself, because of his drunken fist skills. And they didn't want to completely kill Sasuke's compound, just have a good time. The new color arrangement had all of them cursing loudly, and much to everyone's pleasure Kiba and Ino dropped, Hinata letting out a surprised squeak when Kiba's flailing hand accidentally touched her ass.

"I'm so sorry Hinata!" he quickly apologized.

"It's okay Kiba," Hinata slurred as she readjusted her footing. "You know, it would have been really weird if Shino had been able to come. Kinda sucks that his parents don't let him come to parties though." Everyone was surprised that she wasn't talking in a soft voice except for Kiba who laughed at her statement. He must have been used to Hinata's other side by now.

"You know who I wish we'd invited?" Naruto asked of the room at large.

"Who?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"Kakashi. It would have been weird, but we could have gotten him to take his face mask off." Everyone briefly paused to try to imagine what might be under there.

Sakura sighed. "It would have been nice to see what he's hiding." Everyone looked at her funny. "Under that mask!" she corrected, waving her hands to try and dispell the awkwardness. Everyone laughed and then Sasuke groaned. He was going to fall soon. Dammit. "Left foot..." Sakura started.

"Blue," Neji finished with a sadistic grin. The four of them groaned. Why? Sasuke stretched as far as he could. The only blue available at the moment was the second set; they'd had to buy a larger mat so that everyone could play and it had two sets of the colors. The dam blue was killing him. He had his right foot on the first set of yellow, his right hand on the first set of red, and his left hand on the first set of blue. He was pretty much doing the splits and his arms weren't even able to support him properly. He groaned at the strain. Ino fell. Naruto cursed. Shikamaru cheated; there was no way he had this much luck, so he just had to be cheating. Sasuke tried not to whimper at the position he was in. He felt Naruto's butt rub against his groin area and decided that if he went down then so would Naruto. That thought made him feel a little better. The position disturbed him a little.

"Right foot..."

"Red." Neji sounded a little disappointed. Sasuke sighed in relief and moved his foot to red. However the combination messed Shikamaru up, who looked shocked by his mistake, and he ended up on the ground. He went to join the others who were waiting for another shot. Lee wouldn't let them have one until they'd determined a winner. Sasuke felt triumphant. He wouldn't lose.

"Left hand..."

"Purple!" Neji shouted. Purple? "Just kidding. It's green." But it was too late. Sasuke had fallen for it in his intoxicated state and looked frantically for the purple he couldn't remember seeing which caused him to wobble. Naruto was straining beneath him from doing such an obtuse form of the bridge. He wasn't quite sure who fell first, but they both came crashing down with a groan. Sasuke fell pretty much on top of Naruto and looked him in face, red with embarrassment. Oh no. He'd lost. That meant...

Everyone was roaring with laughter as Lee announced, "You both lose. Shots for everyone." Sasuke got up slowly, dragging his feet to get his shot because afterwards... He downed the tequila in a quick gulp and then before he could lose his courage he stripped off his boxers. He got a few appreciative noises from Sakura and Ino, Ino was also naked now, and he blushed furiously. At least now the touching was over. He just had to stand like this until they declaired an ultimate winner. He prayed that it was Shikamaru, because otherwise he'd have to wait like this way too long.

Surprisingly it was Naruto who won and Sasuke grew less and less self-conscious with every match. First Hinata and Kiba went out next, Neji was pointedly avoiding looking at his cousin, and then it was an intense battle between the last two. Shikamaru had gone down before Naruto in the match that Hinata and Kiba had lost in and he was now down to his pants and boxers, while Naruto was just in his boxers. Naruto won out over him in a one on one game using only the first set off colors which had them both down to their boxers. Then they went head to head again and again Shikamaru fell first. Naruto was the only one who got to retain his dignity. This was the part Sasuke hated... After Shikamaru shamelessly slipped off his last piece of clothing with a muttered 'I can't believe I lost' they all had to go outside and walk around the building five times. Sasuke really hoped it wasn't cold outside. Naruto, who earned the right to get dressed again, came outside with Sakura, Lee and Neji to watch the march. They were busting up laughing at them by the time they were finished walking because it was indeed cold outside and there was no covering allowed. Which meant that while Ino and Hinata looked more attractive the guys... Yeah.

"Can we go inside now?" Ino asked through chattering teeth. The four blocking the door laughed again, but eventually they let them in. Everyone put their clothes back on.

"Hey Sasuke, want to play poker?" Naruto asked good-naturedly.

"Do we have to strip in that too?" Sasuke asked sarcastically.

"Nah." Naruto said with a wave of his hand.

"What do we bet with then?" Sasuke asked, deciding to play.

"We can't bet with money because I do have to eat this month. We could trade favors I guess."

"Okay." Sasuke sat down with him in a little corner, not bothering to look at what the others were doing and Naruto started to deal the cards. "Wait. Shouldn't we tell each other what the favor is beforehand?"

"We can if you want," Naruto said with a shrug. "You go first."

"Um. If I win, you have to help me clean up after the party and either buy or make me dinner for one month exactly. No more, no less. Deal?"

"Sure," Naruto said, looking grumpy about the dinner part. "But for a price that large I get to pick something big too." He was silent a moment and Sasuke became nervous as Naruto thought about it. "You have to stay at my place and do everything I tell you to for a month if I win. In other words, you have to be my slave." He grinned. Sasuke almost backed down, but he was an Uchiha - and drunk, but he conveniently forgot that part - and he had luck on his side.

"Deal." They shook on it and he picked up his cards. Straight flush, ten high. He made sure to keep the grin off of his face. He didn't even have to do any work for it. He looked up at Naruto. "Show them." Dinner, here I come. He almost passed out when he saw that Naruto had a royal flush.

"I always get some kind of flush. It really is weird," Naruto said, frowning. Sasuke wasn't too concerned with Naruto's problems right now, he had his own to deal with. He had to stay at Naruto's crappy appartment and be his slave for a whole month? Maybe there was a way out of this.

"So, um, best two out of three? Winner takes all?" He hoped desperately that Naruto would pick one of those so that he had a chance.

Naruto just grinned instead. "No way. I like my prize."

Sasuke gulped. Damn. He wouldn't go back on a deal he made, but he really wanted to know what all it entailed. He hadn't really been thinking about it when he'd assumed he'd win. "So, uh, what are the rules?"

"Anything I say goes. And I mean anything. As long as you do it willingly, I don't mind giving you time to yourself when I don't need something. You're going to have to pack up tomorrow morning though because you won't be seeing this place for a whole month unless you happen to need something later on. And remember, you already agreed and the terms are non-negotiable."

Anything? "What do you mean by anything?" Sasuke asked hoarsely. If Naruto was gay he'd be really worried.

"Starting tomorrow, if I say something, no matter how out there it seems, you have to do it. No complaints."

Sasuke gulped. "What if I'm not comfortable doing something?"

"I'll make a deal with you there too. You can choose to turn down a request of mine at any time, but it will add a day onto your sentence each time. That way I'm not forcing you to do anything you don't want to do, but I'm not getting jipped. Okay?"

Sasuke thought it over. The terms were fair, and like Naruto had said he'd already agreed to it. Surely there was no way Naruto would ask Sasuke to do something too far outside of his comfort zone. He nodded. "Deal. Starting tomorrow." Naruto nodded again, looking very smug. The smile he gave him made him shiver. "What have I gotten myself into?" he muttered under his breath.