Mirako – "I have heard about you people, this crew…you're overpowered, it is the fated time for you all to be ripped apart. Once the head and heart is gone the feet will stop kicking and those arms will stop punching"

Usopp – "Dammit, where is she? And how am I hearing her so clearly?!"

Nami – "Haki users?! Hancock!"

Hancock – "It's no use, look for another way Nami"

Usopp – "I think…I think I have a way, everyone behind me! Sogeki no shima de-"

Robin – "What did you think of Usopp?"

Usopp – "Watch and learn…TESUTO SHOOTO!"

Usopp fired a seed in every direction upon impact Mirako's mirage was distorted, leaving the curvy albino woman behind it hissing at the crew as she swept back her knee length blonde hair.

Mirako – "I am so…sorry. My name is Mirako, I'm…I just had to see him so I begged to be sent as a scout."

Robin – "Him?"

Usopp – "Ahhh- ahhh ah gu- guys wait we definitely can't trust this woman!"

Jimbei – "Nami she is a devil fruit user and I am sure she knows who I am. Use caution but feel free to interrogate her. If I suspect anything…I will sweep you off of this ship and send you riding the waves south!"

Nami – "Jimbei have you met this woman before?"

Jimbei – "I have seen her quite a few times during negotiations between Big mam and Kaido, but never in her true form, I believe the rumors say she has complete mastery over her devil fruit she can project the image of someone else for days on end. She's not just a messenger but a scout aswell."

Nami – "Un. Who are you looking for on this ship? And if you were forced to come here, why impersonate Luffy and try to scare us? What are you after."

Mirako – "I am searching for my Kenkaku-san. The great swordsman Zoro."

Usopp – "Z- Zoro?!"

Jimbei – "Why do you seek him Mirako?"

Mirako – "Ahhhhh ah ah…uuuuuu waaaaaaa! So this is where I'm going to die? This is it?"

Robin – "Mirako-san…can you tell us why you want to see Zoro?"

Mirako – "He's…He's…"

Jewelry – "She's in love with him…you people are so slow…"

Mirako – "I…well…"

Robin – "Is that true Mirako-san?"

Mirako – "Unn…he's my everything"

Jimbei – "Heh heh looks like Mr. Swordsman had a blushing woman in his heart all along."

Mirako – "Make no mistake…MITSUMERU!"

Chopper – "Woooahhhhhh! Whats going on?"

Jimbei – "It's a hallucination don't fall prey to it!"

Usopp – "WWAAAAAAHHHH…what did you do?"

Mirako – "Mirages are our deepest longings…a daydream of wants…needs…and deepest desires. My interest is in Zoro not the rest of you; please enjoy your visions as I search your vessel and connect it to Master's.

Robin – "Cien Fleur! Sorry but my deepest desires are right here on this ship."

Mirako – "Huh? It didn't-?"

Robin – "Clutch!"

Mirako – "Zoroooooooooooooooo!"

Arriving at Kaido's ship, Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji tied the mini-Merry to the anchor of the monster ship.

Zoro – "Sugoi…what type of animal is this thing?"

Luffy – "Wuuu hahaha what a big turtle dragon!"

Sanji – "That's not a dragon Luffy it's a snake…and besides-"

Luffy – "Sanji! Watch out!"

Zoro – "*unsheathes swords*"

Minister – "So the Strawhats are really a reckless bunch like I've read. Delightful…you will make an awesome subordinate…"

Zoro – "What's your game?!"

Sanji – "Luffy…he's walking on water…this guy is definitely strong but he couldn't be wielding a devil fruit"

Luffy – "Hmmm…"

Minister – "You are incorrect I am a devil fruit user…although these are sea stone shoes so that's kind of an absurd claim isn't it? You see in this world…the more powerful you become the more possibilities open to you"

Zoro – "Cut the shit, I'll dismember you where you stand-"

Minister – "Oh boy, how bold pirate hunter, you could be my best subor-"

Zoro – "Shut up!"

Luffy – "Zoro wait; Mister are you a subordinate of Kaido?"

Minister – "Why yes…"

Minister pulled his black cloak open showing the tattoo of Kaido's flag on his hairy chest. His eye's glittering and almost visible beneath the dark hood.

Sanji – "You said you'd make us your subordinates? We already belong to a crew…"

Minister – "Oh Blackleg…you must understand…you don't have a choice."

Sanji – "Huh?"

Minister – "Soon you won't have a crew or ship…ehaha…"

Luffy – "Everyone…"

Minister – "You must have considered this when you left them in visible range of our ship that's why you left a power house like Jimbei to safeguard. But don't worry he has a friend aboard this ship so we will spare his life…I believe you are well acquainted with that man aswell Captain"

Zoro – "Luffy, this man is dangerous, permission to cut him down!"

Minister – "I don't think boss would like that Hunter-san *pulls out pipe*"

Luffy – "That smoke…Zoro go!"

Minister – "Too late…after I take a few puffs of this pipe it's power is release. Objects with the powers of a devil, hmmm. Zoro stay where you are."

Kaido's Crew: "AHAHAHAHA!"

Sanji – "Stay right there laughing kuso yaro! We'll be up there soon to kick your asses"

Luffy – "Kaido's crew has been watching us this whole time? Zoro…quickly cut the pipe!"

Minister – "Zoro will do no such thing. All of you boys will be boarding the ship now. After you meet the boss you will be joining us as our new subordinates….if he decides to let you live. Understood? So let's get going."

Zoro, Luffy, Sanji – "Right away…"

Luffy – "My body wont…listen…to…"

Minister – "Welcome boys, to the ship of beasts!"

CONT. NEXT WEEK