Kurt and the Andersons

Part 1: Bianca

"Y'know, if I was still into guys, I would definitely be seducing Blanderson's brother right now," Santana said as she sat down at New Directions' lunch table. "He is a hot piece of ass."

"Don't let him hear you say that," Kurt said.

"What? It's true. Now if he had a sister, I'd be gearing up for action."

"He does," Mike said.

"Does Blaine have a hot sister? Because that would be very helpful, especially if there was a strong family resemblance," Artie piped in.

"I have no idea how to respond to that. Do I start with disgust or disappointment?" Kurt asked.

"What are you disgusted at?" Blaine asked as he sat down to the table.

"Nothing," Kurt said.

"Is your sister hot?" Artie asked.

Blaine clenched his jaw. "Artie, I like you and all, but I will kill you if you ever come near one of my sisters."

"So we're talking multiple female Blandersons?" Santana asked.

"Seven."

"Seven sisters? I thought sharing a bathroom with 3 siblings was bad," Sam said.

"I don't live with any of them, except Bianca, and that's only sometimes. She usually lives with my dad to go to Crawford Country Day. You guys will probably meet her at sectionals. She usually comes, and Anna comes if she isn't busy with classwork at OSU."

"Can't wait!" Artie said. Blaine glared at him. Unsurprisingly, Bianca and Anna were not told the date for sectionals, and thus Blaine got to shield them from New Directions a little longer. Kurt kind of liked Blaine's protective side.

Blaine didn't share that Bianca was his only full sister, the rest were his half-sisters. Kurt assumed that Blaine didn't really feel like telling everyone about his father's wife collecting habit. He sometimes got the feeling that it embarrassed him. Seven wives was a bit excessive.

Anna and Bianca are the sisters that Kurt has seen the most of in the last year. He liked meeting Blaine's family. Blaine wasn't always the easiest person to get to know. He had a lot of walls, and Blaine's sisters didn't exactly break them down, but it was like getting a glimpse behind the wall.

Kurt met Bianca after sectionals, when New Directions and the Warblers tied.

"Hi, you're Kurt right?" A pretty girl had asked him. He knew right away that she had to be related to Blaine. They looked too much alike. She had brown curls that fell past her shoulders and the same eyes and smile as Blaine. Her eyebrows were much thinner, though, and Kurt wondered if that required a lot of effort.

"Yeah, you're one of his sisters? The twin, I hope?"

She laughed. "Yeah, that's me. I'm Bianca." She gave Kurt a hug. He didn't normally like other people touching him, but Bianca was immediately warm and friendly. She was, well she was a lot like Blaine, really. "It's really nice to finally meet you. Blaine hasn't stopped babbling the last few weeks about you. It's always Kurt this and Kurt that. I'm really glad that you're friends though. I haven't seen him like this since before—"

"Bianca!" Blaine yelled as soon as he saw his twin talking to Kurt. He hurried over. "I'm so sorry I didn't get to introduce you, Kurt."

"Oh that's fine. I was just telling Kurt—"

"That you have to leave because you have that thing to go to? Don't worry, I can totally get a ride with Jeff. You can feel free to go."

"I actually don't have to—"

"She's always like this, I swear," he said to Kurt, "Bianca, go, you have prior commitments and I totally understand. You can leave."

Bianca rolled her eyes. "Well it was lovely to meet you, Kurt. You're just as attractive as he said." Bianca turned on her heel and walked out of the auditorium.

"I'm sorry. She's a little much sometimes. Often exaggerates stories. She actually might be a compulsive liar."

"Oh, so you haven't told her I was attractive?"

"What? No! I mean, not no you're not attractive, just I don't like, go on and on and um, I'm really uncomfortable, are you really uncomfortable?" Blaine loosened his tie.

"Let's go get our celebratory ice cream," Kurt said. Kurt couldn't help but like Bianca. She was the first person that Kurt ever saw embarrass Blaine. It was nice to know that he was human. Kurt had been beginning to think Blaine was some sort of robot boy created to torture him.

Bianca even came close to transferring to McKinley with him. She didn't stop offering to transfer for the first month Blaine was there.

"I'm just saying, I could transfer. If you need someone there, I'll be there in a second," she said at dinner one night.

It was just Blaine, Bianca and Kurt eating dinner in front of the tv. Blaine's mom was working a late shift at the hospital. She was a tiny Filipino woman that Kurt didn't see much of, but was just as warm and welcoming as Blaine and Bianca were when he first met them.

"Bianca, Crawford has one of the best soccer teams in Ohio. You have to stay there for scouts," Blaine said.

"I don't have too."

"You're staying put," Blaine told her.

"You just don't want me around boys."

"That's not it at all. That just happens to be one of the wonderful bonuses that comes with you going to Crawford."

"You want me to join a convent."

"No, nuns are scary. But if you wanted to swear off men for the rest of your life, I wouldn't say no," Blaine grinned.

Bianca rolled her eyes. "I've seen your facebook pictures. You're trying to keep me from the hot guys you have in Glee Club."

"What hot guys? Aside from Kurt, obviously." Kurt smiled at him.

"The tall Asian one?"

"Taken."

"The sexy Mohawk?"

"Criminal."

"The wheelchair?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"See? This is exactly what I was talking about. What do you think, Kurt?"

"I think you should listen to your brother. Plus your Dad doesn't want you to switch. Blaine had enough trouble convincing him that this was about facing his demons." Blaine kissed Kurt's cheek and took their plates to the kitchen.

"You'll watch him, right? Let me know if he's having a hard time?" Bianca asked as soon as Blaine was gone.

Kurt couldn't help but wonder when they stopped being kids and started being each other's parents. Had it always been that way for the Andersons?

"Yeah, Bianca. I always watch out for him."

"Just, if he starts withdrawing from people, cuts himself off, I can't really see it from Westerville. So you have to let me know. Public school didn't go well last time."

"Why didn't you ever go to public school, Bianca?"

She sighed. "We both went to private school until high school. Our dad said that he thought Blaine might do better socially in public school, which makes no sense. I think he wanted Blaine to be around girls. Blaine had come out to our parents that year, and you know that our dad didn't really handle it well. He lasted until December. By January, he was a Warbler."

"Do you think Mr. Anderson only agreed to let Blaine go to McKinley in hopes of him becoming straight?"

"I don't think so. Blaine usually gets what he wants from Dad. He feels guilty for sending Blaine to public school in the first place. It took a fair bit of convincing for him to believe that Blaine won't end up in the hospital again."

"I promise he won't, Bianca," Kurt said.

"C'mon Kurt," Blaine called form the kitchen. "Let's go study upstairs."

Bianca yelled to him, "Remember to use condoms!"

"Bianca Natalia Anderson!" Blaine yelled as he came back into the living room.

"Blaine Nathaniel Anderson, do not pull out the full name and do not try to tell me that you aren't having sex because we share a wall and you're loud, like really loud." Well, maybe they didn't always act like each other's parents.

Kurt just blushed as he walked up to Blaine's room. There were some fights that he had to leave to Blaine and Bianca.

A/N: So I'm planning this to be a series of one shots, but I'll add each installment as a new chapter. Next up is Anna, who shares a mother with Cooper. Let me know what you think!