Title: We, with Our Benefits…
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: (Depends on the chapter)
Chapter 2: Host Pairing's Good Night Part 1—KyoTama, MoriHoney, HikaKao

"Kyoya…" Tamaki said. It was nighttime, and they were in an old tree house, an unexpected place for two aristocratic teenagers to be. He pushed Tamaki against one of the wooden walls.

"It's been a long time since anyone's come to the 'Extra Club'. We really should fix this place up." The look on Kyoya's face, and the lust in his eyes said otherwise. That wasn't so much on his mind as what this club was used for, was. The blonde sighed.

"I'm not in the mood. My daughter's angry at me, Mommy. Did you see how she was looking at me?"

"Well, Daddy, quite frankly, you're never in the mood anymore, which is why this place got into such bad shape. We never come here anymore." Tamaki looked away from him.

"I guess any child wouldn't want to know about what their Dad does at night with their Mom..." Kyoya tilted Tamaki's chin so that he would look at him. He gently rubbed his lower lip with his thumb, and leaned in closer, pressing his knee between his legs to further trap him.

"This Extra Club ended up being invented for a reason. Do you need to be reminded of what that reason is?" the raven haired boy asked. Receiving no answer, he continued. "We were all sexually frustrated. The twins have sex with each other. Mori and Honey have sex with each other. We have sex with each other. Do you know when this started?"

"Um…"

"It started when that girl came into the Host Club and put everyone under her spell."

"Haruhi?" Tamaki said, surprised.

"Yes. Haruhi."

"Don't talk about my daughter that way—!" he was cut off by the glassing wearing male's lips pressed against his own, hungrily kissing him. He tried to push him off, not in the mood for this sort of thing, but found that it was impossible. Kyoya grabbed his good arm and made it stay pressed against the wall above his head. He slipped his tongue into the king's mouth, and Tamaki's blue eyes lowered, then shut, as his own warm, wet muscle met Kyoya's and engaged in battle.

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"Takashi! I can't find my clothes!" Honey said. They were in his room, all alone. The little blonde boy had just gotten out of the shower, and was warm, clean, and smelled like sweet strawberries. The tall, stoic teen put down the textbook his was reading for study-purposes, and looked at Honey.

"Mitsukuni… you could cover yourself, instead of walking around like that." He said, blushing, but not much. He remained calm.

"Why? You've seen my naked, before." He walked over to the bed, stepped onto it between Mori's legs, leaned down and kissed him fearlessly for a few seconds. "Besides…" he said once he broke the kiss. "I was thinking that it would be fun to remember how we lost our virginity." He looked into his dark brown eyes passionately. Honey was the type who liked to dive right into things and believe in the one he was with. He had only been with Mori, so far, and Mori was gentle. He was big when aroused, but made it feel like it was right, and perfect-sized for Honey, who was still growing.

"Is this really okay?" the tall boy asked.

"It's fine. It's definitely, definitely fine." He leaned in to kiss him again.

-

Kaoru gasped as he hit the bed. His brother wanted to play rough tonight. His gasp was cut off by Hikaru pressing his lips hard against his younger brother's, slipping his tongue in the open mouth and exploring it as though he owned the place. His fingers were tangled in his messed up hair, and Kaoru wrapped his arms around him, deepening the kiss.

-

"Damn…" Kyoya said. I wanted to use a toy or two on you tonight, but it seems that Hikaru and Kaoru have made off with them.

"Oh…" Tamaki said, his mind clouded with lust from all of the kisses and teasing he had received from 'Mommy'. He had completely forgotten about Haruhi. Naturally, that was the Shadow King's plan from the start.

"Whatever." He was quick to re-pin the blonde, and he reached down to unzip his pants. "I don't need toys to get you off." He said smugly.

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"Hikaru… you took the vibrator, again…" Kaoru said, blushing.

"And I have the ultimate lube, too." Hikaru said. "This is gonna be fun. Wish I'd brought the collar with me…"

"No. Never again. After the last time, I never want to experience that, again." Kaoru said defiantly.

"Aw, you're no fun. You're a real slut with that thing on." He started heatedly kissing him again before removing his underwear as he did so.

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"Takashi… I've always wanted to know what this does." He extended his hand and showed the tall boy the collar. Mori gasped. He knew what it did. It injects pheromones into the blood stream so that the catcher, or the female in the relationship, goes into temporary heat for the first person they see in the room. Mori slowly took the collar away from him.

"This had Kaoru going crazy for a week. It has bad side affects. Mitsukuni, I don't want you to end up hurting because of this." He opened a drawer and placed it inside.

"Aw… that's no fun. I wanted to experience the fun pleasure that those two get…"

"Those two play rough. I'm much taller than you, so if you started giving off those pheromones, I would end up going overboard."

"If I get the injection, I won't care if you go overboard! Please, Takashi!"

"No." he said firmly. He was given big puppy dog eyes in reply to his response. "Maybe when you're eighteen and a little bit taller, then…"

"Yay! Takashi, you're the greatest!" he hopped into his lap and reached down low. "Until then… I know what we'll be doing tonight." He said seductively.

Ten comments, and I'll do the next chapter with lemons for all three of these pairings!