Well hello there, readers. As you may have noticed from my profile, I've been a member on FF for about 6 YEARS. I signed up for this site about 9 days before my tenth birthday. Whew, talk about lurking.

But anyways, that is beside the point. I now give you the first chapter of my soon to be masterpiece! Mwahaha! Zelink ftw.

Chapter 1

"Wow sissy, look! It's a castle! It's even got a moat with crocodiles! 'Cause there's a bridge! See, sissy?"

Zelda smilde half-heartedly at her little sister pointing out the window, jiggling her car seat. "I see it, Tetra. That's my new school." She patted her sister on the head and laughed as little Tetra's eyes grew wide.

"You're gonna be at a castle for school? Does that mean you're a princess? Does that mean I'm a princess?" She balled her little fists and grinned. Not all of her teeth had come in quite yet.

"You'll always be a princess, Tetra. In fact, when you're my age, you'll go off to this school too, as long as you behave." Zelda grinned and her sister nodded vigorously, sitting back in her seat and going completely silent.

Zelda's mother chimed in after a moment, breaking the first silent moment they'd had since they'd left their house in Castle Town. "At least your brother will be there, so you'll have a friend! Are you nervous sweetie? Do you need some Tums?"

"Ugh, Mom, really?" she said, glancing nervously at the castle-like building. "Uh, actually, I'll put them in my purse. Thanks Mom." Zelda hadn't seen her brother since he was 14, when he begged their parents to let him attend Hyrule Academy for his high school years. He would be a senior this year.

Mrs. Harkinian handed the Tums to her daughter and turned back to look out the wind shield. "I remember my days at Hyrule Academy… That's how I met your father. He was the principal's son."

Zelda made a gagging noise and leaned forward. "Sorry Mom, but I don't think I want to hear this story."

She happened to notice the giant castle-like academy directly in front of their car, the iron gates swinging open electronically to let them enter the parking lot.

The academy was huge, bigger than it looked in the pictures. A tall iron gate encircled the campus, which was probably a mile in diameter. A magnificent golden fountain rested in the center complete with stone benches, ornate pink rose bushes, and worse, older students. Widely paved sidewalks led from the parking lot, around the fountain, to the separate buildings of the academy, and near a pond that was close to the edge of the east side of campus. Students in the Academy walked around, in groups, alone, going to class, near the pond, and by the fountain. All of them looked completely relaxed and easy going, the completely opposite of what she was feeling.

"Hasn't changed a bit," said Mr. Harkinian as he climbed out of the vehicle. Mrs. Harkinian unbuckled Tetra from her car seat and placed her on the ground so she could walk and gawk at the scenery.

"Keep ahold of Mommy's hand, Tetra."

I wish I could keep ahold of Mommy's hand, Zelda thought. She gulped and nervously attempted to adjust her long, naturally straight blonde hair.

"Okay Zelda, see that smaller building near the pond? With the Goddess statue in front of it? That's the central office. You need to go there and ask for the Principal. He'll give you your schedule and show you around. We'd take you there ourselves, but you're big enough to take care of yourself, right?" Her mom grinned widely at her, seemingly knowing that this place was a hell-hole, yet she was willing to abandon her daughter at the first opportunity.

"Small building, Goddess statue, got it. I'll call you guys tonight and let you know…how the day goes."

Her dad popped the trunk and retrieved her luggage, placing it in front of her. She grabbed her two suitcase handles, relieved to hold on to something so her hands could stop shaking.

Mr. Harkinian placed a hand under his daughter's chin and met her gaze. "It's not bad. You'll have the best years of your life here. Just don't be so shy."

She broke through her anxiety for a moment and grinned, saluting her father. "You got it, Dad."

He patted her on the cheek. "That's my girl. Say hi to your brother for me."

Zelda hugged her mom and her little sister, and with great effort, left them waving in the parking lot. Her moment of confidence was gone as soon as she saw them start up the car and pull out of their parking space, leaving her alone in a strange place known as private school. And not just any private school. The private school known by everyone and their cat.

Her parents had always wanted her to have a normal schooling experience, so she had attended Castleton Public School, up until 10th grade. But after a certain incident with her last boyfriend, she was pulled out of school, away from her graduating classmates, and plopped right into private school for her junior year.

"At least I'm not a freshman," she mumbled miserably to herself.

She lugged her suitcases down the sidewalk, feeling very dorkish for the first time since she was a freshman. It was like starting high school all over again, except even the youngest students were more accustomed to the school than she was.

She mentally congratulated herself for fitting in clothes-wise. She wore a lavender sweater that hung off one shoulder, dark denim skinny jeans, and her favorite cheetah print ballet flats. Though there were many hipster kids and douche bags wearing polo T-shirts, it looked as if many of the kids had a sense of fashion. Nobody paid her much attention as she rolled her suitcase down the sidewalk; that is, until she passed the fountain, where a group of guys and a few girls sat.

One polo-wearing, probable asshole with long purple hair whistled at her, bringing most of the group's attention to her.

"Hey baby, you new here?" he shouted. The girls, who looked to be Gerudos, smirked at her.

She ignored him and continued walking towards the office. There was no way she'd let herself be embarrassed by this obvious dick head on her first day there.

The purple haired douche stood from his seat on the bench and took a few steps toward her. "You're really going to ignore me like that?"

Zelda turned to face him, annoyance turning into anger. She let go of her suitcases and planted her hands on her hips, frowning at him. People walking on the sidewalk slowed to see what was going on.

"Listen, you asshole," she spat, pointing a finger, "this is my first day here. And no way in hell am I going to put up with guys like you that think they are so cool because they can try to pick up innocent, vulnerable chicks. If you're not going to help me, then you can leave me the hell alone." With that, she spun around, grabbed her suitcases, and left the stunned purple haired boy in his spot while she stalked off towards the office. The small crowd parted, letting her through and sheepishly breaking apart all together.

Oh my goddess. I've embarrassed myself in front of everyone and I haven't even been to see the principal yet, she thought. She finally reached the Goddess statue and was just about to grasp the handle of the office door, when someone grabbed her arm and spun her around.

"What the-" she started, her hair whipping around and smacking her in the eye. A short, orange haired, curvy Twili girl stood in front of her, grinning mischievously and eyeing her with a bright red gaze.

"I saw what you said to Vaati. It's about time some helpless girl told him off. I'm here to congratulate you and invite you to sit with my table at lunch. Anybody with balls as big as yours is welcomed!" She stuck her light blue hand out and Zelda took it almost instantly, more of a reaction than an agreement. "My name is Midna. I'm probably the coolest person you'll meet here. Just saying."

She couldn't tell if the comment about her lady balls was offensive or not, so she decided against pushing it. "Oh, well my name is Zelda Harkinian and I just transferred from, uh, public school." She smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of her head. "I'm supposed to go see the principal, I guess. I don't have my schedule or anything."

"Oh! Well, I'll come with you. I can show you around campus too, if you want." Midna gave her a smile that reminded Zelda of a kitten.

"Oh, thank Goddess! I was afraid I'd have to hunt down my brother and make him show me around."

"You have a brother that goes here? Is he hot?" Midna asked, taking her arm and leading her into the office.

"I don't know, he's my brother." Zelda tapped her chin. "I also haven't seen him in 3 years. I'm not even sure I would recognize him."

"Woah, that's harsh."

She shrugged. "He likes it here, I'm sure."

Before Midna could ask who her brother was, the office assistant cleared his throat. "Could I help you ladies with something?"

Zelda spoke up first. "I'm a new student. I need to see the principal."

The assistant looked pointedly at Midna.

"Oh, fuck off, Tingle. I'm with her."

Zelda giggled at the assistant's name and tried (pathetically) to cover her laughter with a cough.

Tingle gave an exasperated sigh and sat down whatever he was working on, rising from his desk. "This way, ladies."

They followed him down a hallway with many doors, most shut but a few left open, leading into airy offices that belonged to the other secretaries.

At the end of the hallway was a grand looking wooden door labeled "Principal". Tingle knocked and a moment later, a woman's voice chimed, "Come in."

Tingle escorted them into the lush office and introduced them almost immediately. "Ms. Impa, this is the new student you have been expecting. And of course, a leech seems to have attached itself to her. Please excuse it."

Zelda gave Tingle an irritated look for calling her new friend an 'it.'

"Ah, yes. Zelda Harkinian. Welcome to my school. It is a pleasure to have someone of your status to be attending Hyrule Academy. I looked over your records and I must say, I am very impressed."

Zelda smiled and bowed slightly in appreciation. "Thank you, Ms. Impa."

Ms. Impa was a slight woman, tall and very tan. Her blonde hair was short except for one long braid draped over her right ear. She wore the eye of truth symbol on her forehead, proof that she was of Sheikah descent. Her crisp blue suit looked expensive and designer. She riffled through some papers on her impeccably clean desk until she found the one she needed. "Ah, here it is. Your schedule. It will tell you everything you need to know. Tingle, make sure you give her the right room key."

"Yes ma'am." He bowed in responce. "We shall not nuisance you any further."

She gave a slight nod. "I expect great things from you, Miss Harkinian. And Miss Night, stay out of trouble." She winked and Midna gave her an over-exaggerated smile, crinkling her red eyes.

Tingle rolled his eyes. "Come, ladies."

When they came back into the lobby of the office, Zelda nearly stopped in her tracks. There at the front counter was the most gorgeous young piece of meat she had ever laid eyes on. She felt a million cocoons open in her belly and newborn butterflies knock against her stomach, making her swoon. Talking to a short and slightly annoying secretary, stood a man with shaggy blonde hair, cobalt blue eyes, pierced ears and most enjoyably, a body seemingly sculpted by the Goddess Hylia herself. Dear lord. She could see his perfectly sculpted figure through his forest green v-neck, and the muscles in his arms flexed slightly when he leaned forward against the counter separating him and the secretary.

"Ah, Link! Perfect timing. I have an errand for you." Tingle said, after retrieving Zelda's room key and handing it to her.

Midna nudged her. "Zelda," she whispered, "you're staring. Ew, is that drool?"

She wiped her mouth quickly and awkwardly took the key from Tingle. Midna giggled.

"Do me a great favor and help this young lady take her luggage to her dorm. I'm afraid it's quite a long walk, and I fear her current help is not quite... sufficient." Tingle said supremely, obviously talking about Midna.

The boy grinned, his smile white and perfectly genuine. "Anything for you, Ting." He looked back towards the other secretary and waved. "And thanks for the advice, Navi. What would I do without you?" She smiled and watched him pick up the suitcases from the counter where Zelda had left them. "These are yours, right?" He asked, looking at her. It was all she could do to nod and open the office doors for him.

When they were outside, Midna's face turned red with anger. "Freaking Tingle. Ugh! He is such a racist asshole."

"He's nice to me," Link said, smirking.

"That's because you're Mister Perfect Hylian," she mimicked, "Everyone is nice to you."

"You think people are nice to me because I'm Hylian?"

"I think people are nice to you because you're Link."

The answer seemed to satisfy him, and he turned to Zelda. "Sorry, I don't think I've introduced myself. My name's Link."

Zelda smiled at him shyly. "I'm Zelda. I can help you carry those, if you'd like."

He returned the smile easily. "It would be rude of me to let a lovely lady carry her own bags. Don't worry about it." His eyes wandered to her pointed ears. "Hey, you're Hylian too, aren't you?"

She blushed at his 'lovely lady' comment and nodded. "Yes, I am."

His look suddenly turned serious. "Zelda, hmm… Pretty name."

"Thanks," she muttered, looking down to her schedule, "By the way, where is room Y7?"

Midna blanched. "You're on the seventh floor?!"

"Wow, Tingle wasn't kidding when he said it was a long walk. Thankfully, there's an elevator in the dorm lobby, so it won't be so bad." Link chimed, effectively uplifting Midna.

A sudden thought occurred to Zelda. "So, I'll have roommate, huh? I wonder who it will be?"

"Maybe you'll get lucky and have a room to yourself." Link said helpfully.

Midna laughed out loud. "Yeah," she snorted, "right."

After making their way to the girl's dorm, they rode the elevator to the seventh floor in peace. People didn't seem to hang out in the lobby very much, but Midna had explained to her that there was a lounge on every floor at the end the hallway. She also explained that the dorms were labeled by letters in the alphabet, and that since her room was Y7, she'd be right by the lounge on the second highest floor, highest being the glass green house on the roof. They passed many girls in the hallway, most of them greeting Link seductively and giving Zelda the stank eye. Midna was greeted more out of fear than genuine friendliness, which Zelda mentally noted and stored in her mental box of important info.

Finally they came to a door labeled 'Y'. Link placed her bags on the floor and leaned back, popping his back. "Ahh," he sighed, "I've been waiting to do that."

"Well, I guess it's time to see who I'll be spending the rest of my high school career with," Zelda said, giving her two companions a nervous glance. Her fingertip grazed the doorknob, but before she could grasp it, the door swung open, and she found herself staring into the wide blue eyes, framed by equally blue hair, of her new roommate.

Ha! The Tingle in my story is the complete opposite of what he's like in the actual games. I find it humorous. Please excuse me. Also, who do you think the roommate is? You'll never guess! Bwehehehe!

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