Basically this is based on a dream I had on a bus ride from VA back to NY. Later on there will be making out involved, a lot of arguing, um...other stuff probably. That's all I can think of right now. :)

Oh right. Instead of being animals and such, everyone will be human. Also, there will be cursing in this fic! Hope that doesn't offend anyone!

"Alright everyone, settle down." A tall man with thinning red hair said as a group of young and not so young men sat on the front steps of a large house. He had a clip board in his hands and was dressed in a gray shirt under a red vest and black slacks. "I've got some announcements to make here, and we don't have all day."

"You know who does have all day? MY MOM!" Muscle Man yelled, closely followed by a yell and a high five to his best friend and partner in crime, a small pale man with light blond hair and gray eyes. With him always wearing the color white, and always on the receiving ends of high fives from Muscle Man, he earned the nickname Hi-Five Ghost.

"Yes, I'm sure Muscle Man." The red vested man said with a sigh. "Anyway, since it seems I can't trust some people with the job at the snack bar," He shot a glare to the two youngest members there, a tall man with blue and black hair, his pale and lanky frame covered by a blue and white hoodie and black skinny jeans and a shorter thin man that had brown hair that stood on end, wearing a brown long sleeved T-shirt with black horizontal stripes on the sleeves and black skinny jeans. Both had on black tennis sneakers that were beyond repair. They both shot the red haired man apologetic smiles, but he glared harder at them. "I've decided that we're going to hire some new people to work there permanently, as well as help out with house chores and extra odds and ends." He looked down and rifled through his notes on the clip board for a second before looking back up. "Questions?"

"Wouldn't that mean we don't get payed as much?" Rigby asked as he lent into the stairs.

"Rigby's right for once Benson," The blue and black haired man said. "If more people come to work here, we'll be the ones losing out."

"Your pay isn't the concern here, you two." He said loudly, his cheeks starting to get red. "And if you two hadn't eaten all that food and made Mr. Maellard buy more so soon, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!" He panted as he tried to calm himself from the out burst.

"Oh goody, I just love meeting new people, don't you all?" Pops said with a giggle and a clap while Skips grunted and sat back to wait. "Oh do tell us Benson, when do they get here?"

"They should be here in a few more minutes." He told them looking down at his wrist watch.

"Ugh, this is lame!" Rigby said as he sighed loudly.

"It totally is. This means all of us are gonna get pay cuts." His friend Mordecai said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Yeah, and it's your fault you losers! Now we all have to suffer cuz of you!" Muscle Man said shoving Mordecai into his shorter friend.

"Hey quit it, man!" Mordecai said as he shoved him back while Rigby tried to climb over him to reached the heavier man.

"STOP PLAYING AROUND!" Benson yelled and the three of them stopped. But they weren't looking at Benson. He frowned again and was gearing up to yell again when Pops said, "Oh, hello ladies. Can we help you?"

He turned and let out a breath of air, putting on a smile that seemed a little forced. "Oh, yes, hello! Did you two find it here alright?" He gestured them over and the pair shuffled over a little awkwardly.

The two of them were a slightly odd pair, the one on the left being the shorter of the two. She had caramel colored skin, and she had piercings in her face, two on either side of her bottom lip and one stud in her nostril, all silver in color. She had her hands in the pockets of her black skinny jeans, and she was top heavy, which was obvious when you looked at the size of her chest that was covered with an Avengers T-shirt. She had an open red plaid button up over her shirt, and her hair brushed her collar bone in the front, colored black with blonde streaks all through it. Her eyes were a dark brown and heavily rimmed with eyeliner behind her black framed glasses, and she gave off the look that said, "Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you."

The girl on the right was taller than the first, but not by much. She was pale, with no notable piercings like the first girl. She had on boot cut blue jeans that covered most of her feet and dragged behind her on the ground, and also had on a plaid shirt, buttoned to the second button from the top showing off a little cleavage. Her dark brown hair was pulled up in a high ponytail and her eyes were the same dark brown as the first girl's, but she only had on a bit of eyeliner and eyeshadow. She had silver rimmed glasses that she pushed up her nose every few seconds, and she wasn't looking anyone in the eye, instead looking at the ground or behind them.

They all turned back to Benson as he started to speak. "Guys, this is Mani," He pointed to the shorter one who raised a brow as she looked at each of them. "And Alex." She looked up long enough to wave at them, which only Pops returned, before going back to looking at anything else but them. "Let's give them a warm welcome now." He glared at them, mainly Mordecai and Rigby, while Pops, Skips Muscle Man and Hi- Five Ghost went over to introduce themselves.

Rigby scoffed as he stood and looked down at Mordecai, "Man, this blows. What can a bunch of chicks do?" He whispered to Mordecai.

"Man, that's kinda wrong." He replied with a shake of his head. "But it will be hard having some chicks around. And what's with the short one's shirt?"

"Excuse me?" The short girl, Mani, spoke up walking over to the two and standing in front of them.

"Huh?" Mordecai asked as he looked up at her.

"You said something about my shirt." She said pointing to it. Mordecai looked down where she was pointing and stared at her chest for a moment too long. "I wanna know what's wrong with it." She spoke again, making him look back at her face. Her angry face.

"Well, I was just telling my friend here that Avengers suck. I mean everyone knows that the Avengers are just a bunch of normal people, one angry guy and a Norse God running around NYC. What's so great about them? They don't even leave the city." He said as he stood up and towered over the girl.

She started breathing heavily and would've launched herself at Mordecai if Alex hadn't have moved closer and held onto one of her arms.

"Mani, we really really need this job. Remember what I told you about waiting for the right minute?" She said lowly so only Mordecai, Rigby and Mani heard her. The two males tried to take a step back, but tripped and fell back against the stairs, falling down the rest of them and straight into Mani and Alex. Mordecai and Rigby landed on top of them and groaned before they tried to roll off of them.

"Ugh, get offa me! You both smell! Disgusting!" Mani yelled as she started to flail around. She was trying to push the tow off of her so she could get off of Alex, but she was tangling them up more.

"What? Shut up, we showered last night!" Rigby yelled back. He grabbed something and Alex let out a short scream that had him trying to jump back. Suddenly they were both pulled off the girls by Skips and they heard Benson simultaneously apologizing to the girls and yelling at them to get to work. They ran off after yelling out a quick sorry themselves, and didn't look back until they didn't hear anyone from the house anymore.

"Man, what was here problem?" Rigby asked as they started to walk around. It was technically their day off, but they had to stay for the meeting.

"Man, I don't know. But let's head over to the Coffee Shop. We got nothing to do here anyway."

Co-Authored with ManiDeMalice, my best friend in the world :D