JM- BORED.

SM- Y?

JM- What do you mean why? I'm just bored.

SM- Only boring people get bored Jimmy.

JM- MUM HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?

SM- I'm your mother I know everything.

JM- Oh god.

SM- Now Sebastian leant me his phone and tells me u have been a V bad boy, is that right?

JM- No.

SM- That's a lie isn't it Jimmy.

JM- No.

SM- U know I luv u Jimmy but I can C straight through ur lies.

JM- I'm not lying, I didn't do anything illegal promise!

SM- I'll come see you 2moro.

JM- No mum you really don't have to.

SM- I'd luv to C ur bunker under parliament, Sebastian was telling me all about it!

JM- Ok mum, stop with the text speak its driving me nuts.

SH- More nuts.

JM- Shut up Sherly.

SM- OOO is this ur arch nemesis? How Xciting!

JM- OMG.

SM- Oh yay YOLO, join in with da cool kidz.

JM- PLEASE STOP. YOU'RE 67 YEARS OLD!

SM- Oh hang on BRB. xx

JM- I hate you Seb.

SM- She's gone to make tea, your mum is hilarious! What's with the text speak?

JM- God knows, she thinks she's cool?

SM- Definitely not "cool" but very funny all the same.

JM- Shut up, I can't believe you told her where my SECRET bunker was!

SM- Bk!

JM- Someone help me!

SM- Made some GR8 T, its called MORIARTEA isn't it SAL!

JM- SAL? Who is SAL?

SM- Such A Laugh, ur so lacking in the youth speak, I am surprised!

JM- No, mum. I just deal with people who can spell.

SM- Since ur dad died I've been on my own, reconnecting with the youngsters is so GR8.

JM- FINE.

JM- SWYD OMG WYD, AFAIK YOYO SOZ, ATM U R GR8. C me ASAP, 2morro B4 12. HAND LOL SWAK.

SM- Sorry what does that mean dear?

A/N- It's been tooo long! Soz! I thought of this because all my older relatives use text speak when I never really have.

Translation for Jimmy. "Stop what you're doing oh my god what are you doing, as far as I know you're on your own sorry, at the moment you are great, see me as soon as possible, tomorrow before twelve. Have a nice day love you loads, sealed with a kiss.

Yes I had to look up all of that and its all real text speak.

LUV U :P