{Author's Note: This is pretty much a parody of countless parodies that redo entire films but with different people in the roles as opposed to the characters.}

[Disclaimer: ... Yeah, this is gonna be a long list. We all know what Imma say, so let's just skip it.]

The cast was chosen for the story's umpteenth rendition. There was practically no difference to this story other than a change of faces. It was to be the same old story of princess pricks finger on wheel, sleeps instead of dies, prince rescues princess with the help of magic fairies, and everyone living happily ever after. This story was ingrained in the heads of everyone, so it would be practically easy to re-enact the story word for word. But for this rendition... Something... happened.

The story went perfectly to the letter, from the overused storybook opening, to the completely unnecessary song. The narrator was talking away at how Phillip's new replacement, a young Sora from Kingdom Hearts, would predictably marry Kairi, angering thousands of Sora/Riku fans the world over. The opening scene was like always, the castle hall where the celebration for the birth of Princess Kairi was held. The fairies then came into the room. Their recast roles were... odd. Flora's replacement fit like a glove. She was the voice of reason and arguably leader of the fairy trio. Blossom made a perfect fit for Flora... Well, as perfect as a fit nowadays. Her sisters... weren't exactly fitting in the slightest. After Blossom gave Kairi the gift of beauty, it was Buttercup's turn to give her a gift.

"Alrighty, my gift to you will be super strong arms, so you can go around and beat the stuffing out of anyone who will look at you funny, and-" Buttercup was about to wave her magic wand to make it so, but Blossom took away her wand.

"Buttercup! That's not what you're supposed to give for your gift! It's the gift of song! Didn't you read this story before hand?" Blossom said to her sister.

"Hey! Excuse me for spicing it up a bit! Besides, I'm definitely not supposed to be this quiet middle person of the group! That's more like Bubbles!" Buttercup responded.

"Well, she's blue, like Merryweather, and..." Blossom said, but she was cut off by Buttercup.

"Oh, so we're miscast because we match colors?" Buttercup said. Blossom sighed, she knew this argument would last a while. So while the two bickered, Bubbles looked around, then decided to advance the story. Like clockwork, just as she was about to bestow her gift, a storm brewed. The doors swung open as the banners fluttered in the wind. Lightning then struck, and soon, green flames burst up as Maleficent's replacement arrived. It was a strange horse-like creature with a crooked horn on her head, bug wings, long slicked down bluish hair, and legs that looked like they were made of Swiss cheese.

"Oh, we're at this part... Oh... Um..." Blossom then cleared her throat. "Why, it's..." Blossom paused for a bit. "It's..." She was now stumped. Nobody got this creature's name, mostly because she never gave it. Blossom did remember that the creature was a queen of something, but wasn't sure what. Then, Buttercup spoke up.

"Why, it's the Hole-y Queen!" Buttercup pointed at the bug horse's legs. Soon, there was a roar of laughter stemming from everyone save for Blossom, who just looked at Buttercup with a disappointed look. The horse wasn't thrilled at this too, muttering to herself, "Just a few more chapters, and then you get your paycheck." The laughter continued before the horse spoke up.

"Well! Quite a glittering assemblage, King Terra," She said to Stefan's double, who, unsurprisingly, was a Kingdom Hearts character just to give Kairi a parent, even though Terra had little to no relationship bloodwise to Kairi. "Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and-" Just as the Queen was about to finish her speech she was interrupted.

"And since when does a commoner like you know anything about nobility?" Terra responded. Soon, everyone looked at him, dazed and confused as to what he said. It took him a moment to realize what he just said. "... I've read the wrong script, didn't I?" He asked. Everyone nodded. "Damn it!" Terra said as he stormed off the scene. There was another brief pause of awkward silence before the Holey Queen spoke up again.

"Alright, that was an awkward situation... Where was I?" She asked.

"Erm... You're not offended, Your Excellency?" Aqua asked the queen.

"Oh, right..." The buggy horse said. She then cleared her throat. "Why no, Your Majesty. And to show I bear no ill will, I too, shall bestow a gift on the child." She said. Blossom instructed her sisters to guard the baby Kairi like they rehearsed. "Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed-" The Queen of the Changelings said, before a loud and deafening "BANG!" was heard. An arrow was now sticking out of her head as she fell down, dying from the headshot. Everyone turned and looked toward where the arrow came from and saw that it was one of Terra's royal guards who would have just remained in the background and serve no real purpose, played by Van Helsing. Nobody expected the guy to be packing heat for such a minor role.

"What? Oh come on! We all know she wasn't gonna be talking about ponies and rainbows!" Van Helsing said. Buttercup went up to Van Helsing, and was one of the only people to respect his action by giving him a fist bump. Everyone else, including the author for the fanmake, threw up their arms, groaned, and left the scene, knowing that this was a huge failure.