Hello there! Another partially completed story being shoved out there, despite the numerous other stories I should be updating.

I will mention right now that this story will be, until further notice, only be worked on when I cannot use my computer, seeing as it is the only story I have been typing on my phone.

I don't own Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb were sitting under the tree in their backyard. They were eating their lunch, a big platter of sandwiches, before figuring out what else to do that day.
A hairy figure suddenly jumped the fence, yelled out "SANDWICHES!" and grabbed the platter.
"Hey Ferb! It's Conk!"
The caveman nodded as he stuffed sandwich after sandwich in his mouth. But, all of a sudden, he sat down and began to cry.
"Conk? What's wrong?"
"Conk- want- home!" he bawled.
Ferb and Phineas shared a glance. "Phineas, I know what were going today."
"Yeah, we gotta get Conk home! Back in the past!"

The gate opened and the Fireside Girls walked into the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, accompanied by Buford and Baljeet.
"Hey Phineas," Isabella said, "Whatcha doin'?"
"Hey Isabella. We're helping our friend, Conk, get home."
The group stared at him. "You know he's a caveman, right?" Buford asked.
"Yeah."
Buford shrugged. "Whatever."
"In order to get him home, we have to find where and when he was frozen in the glacier we found him in. So we built a device that can find a person anytime and anywhere."
Baljeet raised his hand. "And you have already finished it?"
Phineas grinned. "Pretty fast, huh?"
Ferb nodded. "Yes. We barely took a scene change."
"Uh, Ferb," Isabella said, "You kinda just broke the fourth wall."
Ferb shrugged and waved to the readers.
Phineas shook his head. "If you're done, bro, we need to hurry this up. By the way," he turned to Baljeet, "can you design us a time machine that can take all of us? We're kinda in a hurry."
Baljeet smiled. "My friends, I already have a blueprint ready. I shall go and get it."
As Baljeet ran home for the blueprint, the rest of the gang gathered around the machine the boys had made. A couple switches were thrown and an image was projected on the side of the house. It showed a prehistoric jungle with a large glacier in the background.
The image suddenly zoomed in and the gang saw Conk, whose foot was trapped in the glacier.
"There we go! We have the coordinates! Now all we need is-"
"I am back, and I have the blueprints!"

Insert Montague

Baljeet's time machine was very different from the one the boys had fixed in the museum. It was a pair of projector-looking machines. One would be sent back in time and make a 'bridge' between the two times, in the form of a portal.
"You ready to go home, Conk?" Phineas asked.
Conk jumped up and down, shouting loudly.
At that moment, Candace and Jeremy walked into the backyard. "Phineas and Ferb! What are you two doing?"
"Oh, hey Candace. We're just taking Conk home. You remember him?"
"The caveman?"
"Yeah. You wanna come?"
Candace was about to object when Jeremy said, "Sure." With that, Candace wasn't going anywhere else.

The gang stepped into the distant past. The first thing they noticed was the glacier, now with a fully frozen Conk inside. The Conk that had come with them didn't notice, but ran off, shouting loudly. Just as he vanished from sight, they heard a younger voice shout out, "Conk!"
"Why does that voice sound familiar?" Phineas asked.
Before anyone could give their guesses, Conk came running back with two smaller people in tow, literally. That itself wasn't the reason that the entire group from Danville found themselves frozen with shock. That was due to the fact that these figures looked like Phineas and Ferb.
Conk stopped in front of the gang. He pointed at the Phineas-lookalike. "Phinabunk." Then he pointed at the Ferb-lookalike. "Gerb" He turned to Phinabunk and Gerb and gesturing at the group said, "Friends."
Phinabunk and Gerb stared at Phineas and Ferb. Finally, Phinabunk said a long string of what sounded like a language.
"Umm, we didn't get that," Phineas said.
Phinabunk's eyes went wide. "You speak Gerbish? But we just made that up last night!"
The gang from Danville just stared. This cave boy had just spoken perfect English.
"Where we come from," Phineas finally said, "this is called English. It's how we normally speak."
Phinabunk looked at them for a moment before saying, "Cool!" He patted Gerb's back. "I'm Phinabunk and this is my brother, Gerb."
Phineas grinned as he put a hand on Ferb's shoulder. "Well, I'm Phineas and this is my brother, Ferb."
Phinabunk suddenly snapped his fingers. "Gerb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna teach our friends Gerbish! Or," he said, grinning sheepishly, "English. Phineas, Ferb, could you and your friends help us out?"
Phineas turned to everyone else. "You guys want to help?" Everyone voiced their agreement, so Phineas turned back to Phinabunk and said, "We're in!"

Everyone began to set up the necessary equipment, which were mostly stone tablets. At least, almost everyone.
"So, how many people should show up? Phineas asked.
"Depends on the day," Phinabunk replied. "Usually-"
"Meh Phinabunk. Whakka tuka'?"
The two redheaded boys, who were near the gate, turned to see a cave girl that looked remarkably like Isabella walking into the backyard. When she saw the two boys she stopped. "Phinabunk and Phinabunk?"
Phinabunk shook his head. "Phineas," he said, pointing at Phineas.
"Oh." She appeared satisfied by this.
"Phineas, whatcha doin' over there?" Isabella called out.
"Isabella, you might wanna come see this."
Isabella rushed over, only to skid to a stop when she saw the cave girl. The two girls stared at each other. They both tilted their heads slightly.
Isabella pointed to herself. "Isabella."
The cave girl nodded and pointed to herself, saying, "Isabelock."
Phineas and Phinabunk shared a glance, each with a grin on his face. "Let me guess," Phineas said, "best friends?"
"As long as we can remember," replied Phinabunk.
The two boys moved off, failing to notice how both the girls looked somewhat disappointed. They both gave a soft, sad sigh. They then turned to each other, somewhat surprised.
"You love Phinabunk?" Isabella asked.
"Whak?" Isabelock replied.
Isabella remembered that Isabelock wouldn't know English. She thought for a moment, then got an idea. She drew a heart in the dirt. "Isabelock," she pointed at the cave girl, "love," she pointed at the heart, "Phinabunk?" she finished, pointing toward the two redheaded boys.
Comprehension dawned on Isabelock's face and she turned bright red. She nodded shyly and Isabella grinned.
"Isabella," she began, pointing to herself, "love," she pointed to the heart, "Phineas," finishing by pointing to the boys.
Isabelock giggled and Isabella joined in.

Buford was moving one of the heavier stone tablets into place when a large stone flew over the fence and landed on his foot. More annoyed than hurt, he grabbed the rock and yelled, "Alright, who's da wise guy?"
An incoherent shout was his reply. The gate burst open, revealing two cave boys. One, who held a large club, resembled Buford, while the other, who was being dragged into the yard, looked like Baljeet.
The Buford lookalike stomped up to Buford. The two glared at each other, neither one so much as blinking.
Then, all at once, the two began to laugh heartily.
"Boofgard," the prehistoric half said, thumping his chest with his club.
"Buford," came the reply, also with a thump on the chest.
The two slammed their heads together, wobbled for a moment, then burst out laughing again.
Baljeet, who had observed this strange ritual, walked up. "What just happened?"
Buford glared at him. "That's a secret, nerd!" he growled.
Boofgard dropped the cave-Baljeet, who immediately scrambled away, and grabbed the rock from Buford. Shouting again, he threw it over the house. Buford grinned, grabbed a rock, and threw it in the same direction. The two then ran out of the backyard.
Baljeet, more curious about his prehistoric doppelganger than throwing stones, headed over to the cave boy.
He found him reading the stone tablets that taught English.
He looked up at Baljeet. "Given your earlier communicating, I would say you know this language?"
Baljeet was pleasantly surprised. "Yes, that is correct. I am Baljeet. We came here to return Conk to the past. Now, we are helping Phinabunk and Gerb teach this language."
"It is good to meet you, Baljeet. I am Baljug. You have already met Boofgard. He will probably be the toughest to teach."
"Is he your bully?"
"Yes, yes he is."
"How do you deal with him?"
Baljug shrugged. "I find it is easier to pretend to enjoy it. He gets less satisfaction from it and stops sooner."
"I shall keep that in mind."

"Hey, Candace? After we finish helping these boys out, you wanna talk a walk around?" Jeremy asked.
Candace smiled dreamily. "Sure Jeremy. I would love to."
"PHINABUNK AND GERB!"
The two teens turned to see a cave girl run out of the house.
The cave girl saw Jeremy and stopped. "Jerabunk?" Then she noticed Candace. "Atoka Can-tok?"
Jeremy chuckled. "I guess there are cave people like us here, too."
Phinabunk walks up. "I see you've met our sister, Can-tok."
Can-tok begins raving at Phinabunk and Candace groans.
"Do I actually sound like that?" she asked Jeremy.
"Well..."
She put her face in her hands. "How do people put up with me?"
He put his arm around her shoulders and kissed her temple. "It's one of those things that make you Candace. And I wouldn't have it any other way."
Candace looked up, her eyes watering. "Really?"
"Really." He leaned over and kissed her.
Can-tok stopped her ranting and said something quietly. Phinabunk nodded and said something else. Can-tok suddenly rushed off and grabbed one of the tablets in the backyard.
Candace and Jeremy looked at Phinabunk. He shrugged and said, "She wants dating advice from you."

About an hour (and six Caveside Girls) later, the prehistoric gang knew English.
"So, what do you guys like to do?" asked Isabelock.
"Well, we invent new things every day, making friends, singing songs-"
"Hey! We made up a song last night!" exclaimed Phinabunk. "You guys want to hear it?"
"I'd stick around, but I have to find Jerabunk." With that, Can-tok ran off.
"Yeah, me and Jeremy are gonna talk a walk. Maybe next time."
Conk had also vanished, leaving only the younger part of both gangs.
"Let's hear it!" Phineas said excitedly.
With a grin, the cave gang grabbed some primitive instruments and started singing.

All: Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia! (Caveside Girls: Oooooh!)

Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia!
Zubada, yia! (Baljug: Yaaa ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa yooo!)
Gerb: Ooga ooga ooga ooga

Phinabunk: Ooo chaka, ooo chaka
Isabelock: Kay carga mana hoo
Both: Ya ya ya
Gunga larga mungo
Boofgard and Baljug: Zooga ooga chonga
Isabelock and Caveside Girls: Beep boppa zabodu
All except Gerb: Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo
Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo
Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo
Chucka lacka moo eetchie
Eetchie she ma ooga
Ooga
Ooga
Gerb: Ooga ooga ooga ooga
All: Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo!

The cave gang posed as their song ended. The modern gang applauded generously.
"That was amazing!" Phineas declared.
Ferb nodded. "Simply astounding. And very similar to a song of our own make."
Gerb snapped his fingers. "Why don't you sing that song?" he inquired, his voice carrying an accent identical to Ferb's.
Phineas started running for the portal to their time. "I'll go grab our instruments!"
As he vanished, Isabelock approached Phinabunk. She looked very nervous.
Concerned, Phinabunk asked, "Isabelock? What's wrong?"
"Um..." She glanced over to Isabella. Isabella smiled and waved her on.
"Well, Phinabunk, I wanted to tell you I- I- I love you."
Phinabunk froze, his expression one of absolute shock.
"Phinabunk?" Isabelock waved a hand in front of his face.
Nothing.
"Hey guys, I'm back!"
Almost everyone turned to see Phineas returning with a huge cart full of equipment.
He paused when he saw Phinabunk. "What happened?"
Isabella ran over to him. "Nothing! Just, uh, something you wouldn't get unless you were here."
Phineas shrugged. "Okay then. Are we still gonna sing?"
Ferb looked at Gerb, who nodded.
"Alright! Here we go!"
Distributing the equipment at high speeds, the modern gang stood in front of the cave gang. At least, most of them. Phinabunk was facing them, but still frozen, and Isabelock was sitting apart from the rest, her face hidden in her arms.
"Alright Ferb, hit it!"
The music began to flow, and Phinabunk seemed to snap out of his frozen state. But, he only sat down, rather hard, right where he stood.

Phineas: Bow, Chicka Bow-Wow!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-Chicka Choo Wap!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: Never gonna stop!
All except Ferb: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!

Phinabunk seemed to be recovering. He looked over at Isabelock for a few seconds before returning his attention to the song.

Phineas: My baby's got her own way of talkin',
Whenever she says something sweet,
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin',
Though my vocabulary's incomplete!
I know it may sound confusing,
Fireside Girls: Oooh
Phineas: Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight!
But I never feel like I'm losing,
Isabella: Losing!
Phineas: When I take the time to translate!
All except Ferb: Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

As the chorus began again, Phinabunk looked at Isabelock again. When Gerb patted him on the back, he stood up and walked over to her.

Phineas: Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Fireside Girls: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Fireside Girls: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: (Oh) Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Fireside Girls: Never gonna stop!
All except Ferb: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

Phineas: Well, I don't know what to do!
Isabella: I don't know what to do.

Phinabunk put his arm around Isabelock, who looked up at him.

Phineas: But I think I'm getting through!
Isabella: I think I'm getting through.

"Isabelock?" Phinabunk began.

Phineas: 'Cause when I say I love you...
Isabella: When I say I love you!

"Umm... Gitchee gitchee goo," he said sheepishly.
Isabelock remained confused.

Phineas: She says, "I Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!"
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
Phineas: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!

Realization dawned on Isabelock's face and she tackled Phinabunk, kissing him.

Phineas: Don't need a dictionary!
Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Fireside Girls: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Fireside Girls: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Fireside Girls: Never gonna stop!
All except Ferb: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

Phineas: I said a-Bow Chicka Bow-Wow!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: Never gonna stop!
All except Ferb: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means...
That I love you baby!
Baby!
Baby!
Ferb: Baby-baby-baby-baby.
All: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

The applause began the moment the last note was played. Gerb even let out a whistle of approval.
Isabella, however, noticed two people who were paying them no mind. Phinabunk and Isabelock seemed busy at the moment.
All of a sudden, two people ran past. One was a caveman with a bad slouch. The other also slouched, but was wearing modern clothes, like a lab coat. They each shouted something:
"Kooya, Bunka da Bunkaquan!"
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"
After they ran by, a herd of mammoths ran after them.
After the mammoths disappeared, two teal-colored creatures walked up. They both let out a chatter.
"Oh, there you are, Bunka."
"Oh, there you are, Perry."

Next chapter is going to be up momentarily. I plan on posting each 'section' like this. As for what constitutes a section, I'll let you guess.