Cindy McPhearson was finally turning thirteen today. A day she had planned down to the littlest detail. She went over the top some would say. She was supposed to have a pool with a water slide attachment, a large buffet with food prepared by the finest chefs, and a live performance by the one and only P Diddy himself. NO ONE even understands stands her obsession with him nor did anyone even knew how her mother even managed to pull that off but she was gonna experience all today. The day preteens dream about because they were finally going to become a TEEN. The big thirTEEN! No more ordering of the kids menu. That's right, the adult menu. Finally being able to go see P-13 movies and play rated-Teen games….LEGALLY. Oh and finally no more sitting at the kiddie table at her mother's formal dinners. She hated the kiddie table especially to drooling little kids that don't know how to act or eat properly and especially the "snitch bitch", Blair Whit-Field. Cindy just couldn't stand her. She views her as a little miss perfect who always decided to want to rat her out every time she and Riley did something. From the fundraiser thing situation a while back to their latest get rich schemes. Everything was planned out perfectly. Everyone she wanted to come showed up too and surprisingly Huey came to but probably by force. The only thing that wasn't planned for was rain. The rain that prevented the perfect party from its existence. That meant also mean a rather unpleased birthday girl.
"This is not fair AT ALL! And yall aren't doing anything besides sitting on yalls asses!"
She had a point. Since the exciting big birthday bash party was cancelled due weather issues. Cindy was stuck to just having a simple sleepover at her house that would be fun if everyone actually did something. Riley was on the floor tainting his mind with BET music videos. Huey was as usual reading how corrupt and sad society has become from the newspaper. Caesar was dribbling the soccer ball around back and forth. Jazmine was trying not to let Huey know nor see the drool from her mouth while daydreams about him.
Everyone froze. Jazmine came back to reality, Huey raised an eyebrow in interest on what was gonna happen next, Riley was still glued to the TV, and Caesar decided speak.
"Well technically Cindy….I'm…..Not…Sitting." He smirked before knocking the remote off the couch with soccer ball.
"Shut ya ass up because you still ain't doing shit either."
While everyone was silent, Riley, on the other hand, started laughing.
"Aw shit. Tell'em, C-Murph." He cackled. "But forreal doe. It's raining nigga and what you expect us to do. A nigga ain't finna swim in the rain. Fuck I look like doing shit in the rain like I'm from "The Note-BOOK" that's gay."
Cindy along with everyone else rolled her eyes. "Well thank you Reezy for pointing out shit that I already know!"
"Well what do you suggest we do then, Cin. After all it is YOUR birthday sleepover. " Jazmine shyly asked.
"Ion know how bout we play a game."
"Yay I like games. That sounds fun. What type of game?" Jazmine's eyes widen at the thought while everyone else looked just as curious.
"Ayy yea we can play a game. Just no bitch ass gay games like playing with "ponies" and shit. Real niggas don't play with ponies." Riley spat.
"B-b-b-but I play with ponies…" Jazmine mumbled
"then you ain't no real nigga like me, Jazzy. Real niggas play real nigga games and as for playing with "ponies" is most definitely NOT a real nigga game."
Jazmine started sniffling on the verge of tears and beside her was a Cindy giving Riley a death glare and a Caesar who could do nothing but shake his head. Huey slapped Riley upside his head before he could make the situation worse. Cindy decided it was time to clear the air before anything else happened.
"Alright if yall are DONE now I would like to announce that we are going to play…..errr ooh I got it! 7 minutes in heaven."
"7 minutes in heaven? What the fuck is that? That shit sounds gay, C-Murph? I thought you was a real nigga? What type of game is called "7 minutes in heaven"?"
"First of all, shut up Reezy and second, do you even know what it is?"
"Of course I do, duh who do you think I am?" He scoffed.
"I take that as you don't know"
"RILEYY! You don't know what 7 minutes of heaven is?" Jazmine shrieks and gasped in shock.
"Damn Jazzy stop with all that screaming and shit. Huey you need to handle your ho-"
Huey threw the remote at Riley before he could finish the word. "No Jazmine, Riley has not heard of this game before and neither have I actually."
Jazmine's jaw drops even futher."You too, Huey? Where have ya'll been under a rock? Well Caesar you know what 7 minutes of heaven is, right?"
"Of course, I do. Its 7 minutes in well…..heaven."
Cindy face palms herself. "Alright since none of you guys know what it is, I'll explain it. 7 minutes in heaven is a game where pull one girl name and one guy name out of a bowl and then they have to go in the closet together for 7 minutes. Once the 7 minutes is up, we'll yell it's time to come out or we'll open the door. That's it. Sounds simple enough for ya'll?"
Everyone nodded and agreed to play the game.
"Alright then this should be fun." A evil smile was creeping on Cindy's face at the thought.
Let the game begin…
Btw. I don't own The Boondocks. or The Notebook. lol