CHOCOBO'S DUNGEON 2: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT

By Jack Bullions

INT. DUNGEON

CHOCOBO, MOG, and other MEANINGLESS CHARACTERS appear 
looking as cute as possible.

 MOG
 Kupo! Kupo! Kupopopopo! Let's go 
 get lottsa rare items! 

 CHOCOBO
 (looking cute)

 MOG
 This dungeon very easy! We'll be 
 doing this over and over and over and 
 over and over and over...

 VIDEO GAME PLAYER
 What?
 (leaves)

 GAME OVER.