This is for the Drabble Wars DYAC Prompt Challenge, it's not beta'd. So please excuse the mistakes.

Prologue

After picking his jaw up off the floor Emmett decided to fire off a text.

It was the least he could do.

After all, he's not entirely sure why he spent the last two hours on craigslist looking at cars in the first place, considering he had absolutely no plans on getting rid of his Range Rover anytime soon.

If he was being honest with himself, it was the guy in the picture he couldn't resist.

He took one last look at the picture before he found the courage to hit send.

Hi, this is Emmett. I saw you penis for dale on C-list. I sit still available?

He waited anxiously for a few minutes, just hoping to get a reply. When ten minutes had passed and there was still no word he texted again.

If so I would like to take it for a test drive tonight sometime.

This time he didn't have to wait long, his phone chimed with a reply.

Hi Emmett. I'm selling a prius…

Well duh! Emmett thought frowning at his phone in confusion. There was no way this person could know what he looked like and that there is absolutely no way he'd actually fit in a Prius. So what was that text supposed to mean?

His mind coming up blank he opened his sent messages folder and immediately wanted to smack himself in the face.

Great just this guys' picture had him so flustered he couldn't even text straight. He quickly composed a reply trying to fight of the blush that had crept up his cheeks.

Yes! My apologies new phone.

Emmett hoped that sounded reasonable, there is no way he could actually admit what really had him so flustered. Before he could get himself too worked up, his phone chimed again.

You know it craigslist. You never know.

Reading the message he couldn't help the bark of laughter that escaped. You can say that again.

Thanks for reading!

-Gemma