And now we're starting this. :3 I'm not exactly sure how this will go, but… I'm pretty sure it'll be fun. :) Oh, and I am screwing with canon a lot.

To be honest, I had no fucking idea what was going on when we were called to the meeting room. I mean, it's not like it was an Espada meeting; Aizen just had some pussy of an Arrancar run around, telling random Arrancars to come to the meeting room.

Unfortunately, me 'n Tesla were some of those Arrancar. So, after waiting a few minutes – what is punctuality? – we set off, taking our own sweet time.

We were the greatest Arrancar there, that's for sure. The only men, too, tough with Tesla's passive attitude I'm not quite sure he's actually got a dick. It was us, Halibel and her fraccion, this random chick I'd never seen before in my life… and then Grimmjow walked through the door, strutting in like he fucking owned the place. None of his fraccion were with him; thank God, they always manage to piss me off. Sure, Tesla's a fucking pansy, but at least he's not annoying.

That must've been everybody, because then Aizen started to talk. I blocked out most of it – paying attention's for suck-ups like Cifer and pansies like Tesla – but I did catch some of it. "You'll be stationed in the human world for a few months."

Honestly, that sounded like a great idea to me. Human world meant human chicks to fuck and human dicks to beat up.

"When're we going?" Grimmjow asked, leaning forward. I rolled my eyes. What a stupid question.

"Today. I have made arrangements for housing, but I'm afraid you'll have to make the money for everything else."

He gave us the rest of the morning to pack anything we might need – like any of us had anything but our uniforms and weapons – and say goodbye.

So, me 'n Tesla spent the time bothering those Arrancar chicks that I wasn't going tom iss. We were the last to the meeting room, even later that that stupid sexy Grimmjow – I did not just think that.

And even if I had, it would just be echoing other's opinions of him.

Aizen handed us each uniforms for going to school. He said that me, Grimmjow, and the one I'd never seen before – Luppi Antenor, I think? – were going to be in a certain Ichigo Kurosaki's clas.

Well. This was going to be interesting.

We got to the town… Karakura or something like that… around noon. Granz had provided us with gigais, and for the first time in a long time, I had two eyes. It was kind of weird, but, hey, whatever.

Halibel pulled out a list. Gotta say, I had no idea that she was so fucking sexy. I mean, everyone had noticed her boobs, but even her face was attractive, and generally I don't even look at faces.

"Jiruga, Lindocruz, Antenor, and Jaegerjaquez – you've got the house on the right. My fraccion and myself will be in the house on the left," she instructed. Hold on, wasn't Antenor a girl?

I looked closer at her.

Oh, shit, Antenor was a guy. There's a twist in the plot. And also a little disturbing considering how much the kid stared at Grimmjow.

I decided that I'd just ignore that.

Our house was pretty nice, despite all the unnecessary stuff around. I flopped down on the couch and, decided it was time to sleep.

Unlike Nnoitra and Grimmjow, who had crashed on the couch, or Luppi, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor, writing in something, Tesla decided to explore the house.

There were some stairs – leading to bedrooms, maybe? Tesla shouldered his bag and went up the stairs – quietly, so he wouldn't wake Master Nnoitra. He knew from experience that Master Nnoitra wasn't a fan of being woken up when he was trying to sleep. Of course, nobody was, but Master Nnoitra often got violent if he was sleeping and someone woke him up.

The first door led to a bathroom, the second to a closet, and the third to one of two bedrooms. Tesla decided that it would do and dropped his bag on one of the beds. He chose the one near the window – partly because he liked sleeping by a window, and partly because Grimmjow had convinced Master Nnoitra to watch horror movies from the world of the living with him and now Master Nnoitra refused to sleep by a window.

Of course, maybe Grimmjow and Master Nnoitra would share a room and he'd be stuck with Luppi. But he doubted it. Surely Master Nnoitra would only trust Tesla to sleep in the same room with him… right? Right. He was worrying about nothing.

Both beds were made, and both closets were empty. Tesla hung up his new school uniform in his closet and glanced around the room one more time. Two beds. Two closets. Two desks. All in all, completely boring and average. Maybe, once he earned some money, he'd be able to decorate a little, or at least paint the walls a different color.

His stomach rumbled and he decided to find the kitchen. He crept quietly through the living room – now Luppi was asleep, too, though he was on the floor. Master Nnoitra and Grimmjow were leaning on each other, and Tesla would have laughed if it had been anyone else.

The kitchen was stocked. On the fridge was a note in Aizen's handwriting – I have helped you out by filling the kitchen, but you'll have to buy more when it runs out. Get a job. Yes, Grimmjow and Nnoitra, you have to get jobs, too.

On the top shelf of the pantry was a cookbook. Tesla had to stand on his tiptoes to reach it, but he managed to grab it without killing himself.

Now to find something to make…

Mizuiro twirled his pencil between his fingers, bored out of his mind. He glanced around at his classmates. Ichigo was looking out the window. Keigo was sleeping. Tatsuki was either drawing an offensive picture of someone or taking notes. Chad was paying attention.

"-and on Monday our class will be gaining nine new students!"

Mizuiro started listening.

"Every class is getting new students, but our class is getting the most. I'm not sure how we'll fit everyone in… but perhaps… oh, a few people will be moving to another class. Now, Orihime Inoue, Keigo Asano, Chizuru Honsho, Ryo Kuneida, and Yasutora Sado, you'll be moving to some different class. Not sure which, but I'll tell you Monday," Miss Ochi said, glancing down at her list. "Joining our class will be… erm… Luppi Antenor, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Nnoitra Jiruga, Rukia Kuchiki, Yumichika Ayasegawa, Ikkaku Madarame, Renji Abarai, Toshiro Hitsugaya, and Rangiku Matsumoto."

Mizuiro scribbled all of these names down. He'd take a picture of each of them when they arrived and add it to their page.

"Captain Kurotsuchi, we've got a large influx of spiritual pressure in Karakura," Akon said. His captain peered over his shoulder.

"Yes, Akon… why don't you go down there and check it out? I'm not requiring you to go to the school like everyone else does, but go see what's going on," Captain Kurotsuchi instructed. "Now, go pack. You're going to be staying there for a while, I believe."

I hope this was at least a little interesting. :3

Just so you know, there are going to be a lot of seemingly random pairings. Because those pairings are the best.