Title: Alchemy Vs. Magic

Author: S J Smith

Rating: K+

Summary: Howard and Leonard try new costumes at Comicon. Note: Mentions of M/M shipping by fangirls.

Disclaimer: If I owned any of this, I wouldn't be living in Boxtown.

"This should've worked!" Howard flung himself through the door of Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, tearing off the yellow wig he'd been wearing. He pulled off his long red jacket and threw it across the room.

"I told you we should've gone as the Justice League, but no, you had to go with Edward Elric," Sheldon, wearing his Flash outfit, sniffed.

"He's short, he's cute. Chicks dig Edward Elric," Howard said, glaring at Sheldon.

Raj snickered. "They also dig him kissing his commanding officer."

Howard pointed a finger at him. "Don't remind me." Groaning, he said, "Why couldn't I convince Penny to go as Winry? Then maybe all those girls wouldn't have insisted on finding a Roy Mustang for me!"

"Oh, it wasn't so bad, was it?" Leonard, dressed as Harry Potter, followed them into the apartment. "I mean, I got phone numbers for five girls! I've got to dress as Harry more often.

Disgusted, with them all, Howard flung himself on the couch. "Worst. Comicon. Ever." When Raj opened his mouth, Howard snapped, "Ah-ah! Worst! Comicon! Ever!"

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