((A/N: There aren't many Excalibur X Hiro fanfics out there! I thought I'd make one (: ))

It was another day at the Death Weapon Meister Academy. The Kishin, Asura, had been destroyed a couple months back. Though the blonde-haired boy that walked down the hallway to class didn't do it.

"Hey, Hiro!" A shorter girl with sandy blonde hair ran up beside the boy. Her name was Maka Albarn, and it was her who defeated Asura. Hiro was surprised she was talking to him. Ah, she's probably going to ask for a favor or something. He thought to himself as he chose to acknowledge her.

"What is it, Maka?" He forced a smile on his face. It's not that he didn't like her, it was just he was jealous. And, oh, he sure was jealous. It seemed the Meister in front of him always managed to be the hero. Along with those other two Meisters, Black Star and Death the Kid.

"It's just I wanted to tell you Excalibur is waiting outside the Academy for you." She smiled back at him, only hers was genuine. Maka always seemed to be friendly to everyone. "Well, I have to go find Soul now. Bye!" She ran off to go meet up with her Weapon.

Meanwhile, Hiro was on the verge of a panic attack. "EX-EX-EXCALIBUR?" He shuddered at the thought of the Holy Sword. Hiro had conquered the 1,000 Provisions with ease, but it was when Excalibur fell into a sneezing fit that Hiro couldn't handle the little guy anymore.

He contemplated running out of school through a window towards the back, but knowing Excalibur, Hiro would still be found. He decided to meet the little creature anyway. As he walked to the front entrance, he wondered what Excalibur could want of him.

"Well, hello Hiro!" The small creature named Excalibur walked up to the blonde and pointed his cane at him. "Fool! You are late."

"LATE? Why are you even here?" Hiro was so confused at the situation, he was getting dizzy. He decided to take a seat on the entrance's steps.

Excalibur only hit the boy in the head with his cane. "Fool! Provision Number 22: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting!" He then turned his back. "Now, let us leave. You are still my Meister, whether you like it or not."

Hiro fainted at the sound of that. How can he possibly Meister that annoying weapon?

"Fool! Wake up!" Excalibur beat Hiro with his cane some more. Though when the boy failed to regain consciousness, Excalibur took a seat beside him.

((A/N: Review please! c: I'll be working on Chapter 2 soon!