A/N: We're just going to pretend I wasn't gone forever, it'll be our secret
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"Pein? Did you bring any money," Kakuzu asked, eyebrow raised.
"You see here's the thing, the Akatsuki is low on funds," Pein grumbled, looking around to make sure Konan wasn't around.
"How are we low on funds, this was whole camp thing was supposed to get us money," Kakuzu hissed grabbing Pein's collar.
"Have you seen all the people here? It's really hard to keep all these people fed, ok. After the camp thing is over we'll do a huge heist and get money again ok. but for now, we're stuck."
"Fine. Fine. So I'm guessing we're going to have to do a "Have a good time and dash."
"Yes, yes we are."
...
"I-I really don't feel comfortable wearing just a robe," Hinata stuttered pulling the fabric close to her.
"Oh it's fine Hina, it'll just be us girls," Ino reassured putting her arm around the other girl.
"Yeah, we'll just soak in the hot spring for a few hours, dry off, get dressed, and leave. None of those boys will see us," Sakura added smiling widely.
"Plus, I'll stab them in the throats if they do."
"Ten-Ten! No!"
...
"Oh how I love the feel of being completely naked."
"Kakashi your mask is still on."
"Shut the fuck up. Naruto."
Naruto sighed and turned away 'So much for that working,' he thought to himself.
"My Youthful companion aren't you supposed to have at least a towel on?" Guy asked gesturing towards his own green towel.
"Like you haven't seen my dick before Guy," Kakashi said
"Don't say things like that," Kankuro whined.
"Yeah now everyone has," Zabuza said crossing his arms.
...
Konan sighed happily sinking deep into the water, this was just what she needed. Dealing with a bunch of annoying grown men who didn't even try to act their age was very taxing.
"Wait, where is Hinata?" Ino asked suddenly breaking Konan's relaxing time.
"I don't know nor do I care," Konan muttered sinking deeper into the water.
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"H-Hidan, we shouldn't," Hinata squealed, looking at the women at the desk from around a corner.
"Listen the Akatsuki is fucking broke, we'll knock her out steal a some money or all of it, shove her in a closet, and then relax," Hidan said.
"What about when she wakes up?" Hinata questioned.
"We knock her out again and leave," He answered, with a shrug.
"You could have let me change you know into clothes."
"Nah easier this way. Now umm do you think blonde bitch is into me."
"Uhh Temari might be more into you if you didn't refer to her as a bitch."
"I'll fucking try."
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"Naruto stop fucking splashing me with water," Sasuke hissed pushing water towards the blonde.
"But it's fun!" Naruto shouted, splashing more at him.
"Oh my god a shark!" Deidara screamed jumping onto Sasori.
"You idiot get off me, why would a shark be in a hot spring?" Sasori deadpanned.
"Dammit Sasori, why you gotta be so smart," Kisame grumbled, pulling himself back out of the water.
"Because someone here has to have at least half a brain."
"Rude!"
...
Hidan smiled knocking out the desk women had been easy, and with Hinata having been in Girl Scouts tying her up was easy too, as was taking all the money,and shoving the women into a closet.
"I feel d-dirty," Hinata said.
"Why? All you fucking did was tie a knot, last time I checked not a ticket straight to hell," Hidan replied.
They were putting the money onto the bus as not to forget it in a rush.
"It could be H E double hockey stick is a bad place," she murmured.
"Excuse me?"
"H E double hockey sticks."
"Hell, it's Hell."
"I don't want to say that."
"Say it."
"No."
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'The spa trip actually went smoothly' Konan mused to herself climbing back onto the bus. Listening idly to the chatter around her.
Hidan and Hinata were arguing over saying a word. Ino and Sakura were talking about how relaxing that was and how they would have to do it again.
ART IS A BANG!" Deidara screamed and the building exploded into pieces behind him.
"Why did you do that!" Sakura yelled, punching him.
"Because it was needed," Deidara muttered his head lolling onto the floor.
Sasori sighed picking him up and throwing him into a seat.
"Hey at least there aren't any cops," Ino said, patting Sakura on the back.