AN: Will reveal self in short amount of time. I am her friend, .63. Jmisty let me use her account in order to type this cracky fic for her. This only the prologue and please review if you want me to continue in for her. For chapter one, I will have her sneak in the author's notes as long as she never reveals anything too…embarrassing. As for this fic, it merely came out as an idea after I started teasing Xanxus in the Lussuria way.

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Xanxus sat to a wake as he clutched his head, panting a little at the sudden effort his body took upon waking up. He had this really crazy dream about this fairy that looked like the current Sky Arcobaleno and about cursing him to be a woman he'd been nice to his subordinate. Whoever the hell that was. And, whatever it was, it made his chest really heavy right now.

Crawling out of the heap of blankets on his bed, he walked to the mirror that stood beside his walk-in closet. Vertigo was in his eyes. His chest was heavy and his legs felt incredibly light and drifty. Standing up in front of the mirror, he froze

Or was it she?

"What the fuck?"

His-no- her scream was heard in the Guardian's corridor as her scream brought footsteps to hi-err…her bedroom door. The door slammed open as the intruder paused. Unfortunately, it was Squalo. He was staring at her. Or might I say her body?

Another set of footsteps were heard as Lussuria popped his head in with his facial mask still on. "Mmah, Boss, what ha-" Lussuria also froze and stared at Xanxus who was staring at both of them in surprise and askance. Then, Lussuria looked at Squalo, then back to where Squalo was staring. "Perverted Squ-chan…" Lussuria mumbled as his mind tried to register why his boss was in such a state.

The next people appearing into the scene were Belphegor, Mammon and Fran. Mammon was in Fran's arms, sipping on a box of strawberry milk, calmly, not yet seeing what was wrong. "What happened? Did someone's bank account deplete-?" Mammon gaped as he dropped his box of milk in shock.

Even Fran's normally emotionless face was in a shocked state. Standing on his tip toes, he whispered to Bel, " Hey, sempai, is this an illusion or something?" Belpehgor frowned and smacked Fran hard on his thinly made frog hat. "Aren't you supposed to know that, toad? You're the illusionist in the group along with Mammon." He pointed out, frowning as he remembered that he was still in his boxers and that he didn't have a single knife on him.

The group of assassins was almost surprised that Levi fainted of a nosebleed but none of them cared at the moment. The thing was…

BOSS WAS A GIRL!

AN: Okay, tell me what you think and I'll try continuing this on weekends and after I update other stories. I'll make some at school and have Jmisty type them up. Bye-bii~ See you in three days, people~