Ch2. A stupid movie

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Keroro gunso or sgt frog

Saburo's head jolted back up to make it seem as though he wasn't looking in her direction, let alone at her features. It worked to deceive who he was looking at, but not everyone was deceived.

Because Giroro saw this… again. It just made his job to protect Natsumi more serious… not that he wasn't taking it serious. He just burned with more determination (The signature flame in the background).

Natsumi walked back to Saburo to continue their date.

"So, since we're stuck inside what do you want to do?" The curious girl asked

"Well I thought we could watch a movie." The pretty boy said straining a little bit to keep eye contact (Giroro noticed his struggle).

"Oh, did you bring a movie with you?" She sighed a little relieved.

"Yep, I wanted to watch my favorite movie with you." The excited boy pulled a DVD case out of nowhere. The picture was a car tire sitting upright in the middle of the desert.

"Okay what movie is it?" she was clearly confused by the picture of the tire.

"Oh it's a foreign movie called rubber, also it only subtitled in Japanese, hope that's alright with you. He smiled an innocent smile (Giroro still watching his every move and listening to every word).

"Oh it's okay just put in the DVD player I'll go make some popcorn."

"Cool, whatever." And of course his eyes went straight right back down as she turned around and headed to the kitchen. He stared until she was out of sight then turned back and put the disk into the DVD player. Then turned back and sat on the couch to wait for Natsumi to come back with the popcorn. Then he was confronted by a really ticked off frog who was about to give Mr. Pretty boy a piece of his mind.

"Hey what's up Giroro?" He smiled innocently

"Don't give me that shit!" he said with no mercy and A LOT of anger in his voice.

"Huh, what are you talking about corporal?" He asked obviously not giving up his innocent act up any time soon.

"Quit acting so innocent I know what you're up to."

"Oh really, what is that then?" finally giving up his innocent act.

"You don't care about Natsumi at all. All you care about is her body. You don't respect or care for her at all!" The pissed Keronian said

"Hahaha you may be right, but it doesn't matter you can't do anything to me because you don't want Natsumi to hate you."

"That may be true but Natsumi's welfare is worth anything even our friendship, and if you lay a hand on her…you're dead! I will only warn you once, if you do something bad to Natsumi the only way you're leaving this house is it a body bag."

"Ooh scary… oh do I hear footsteps? You better calm down cor-por-al."

Giroro went back to where he was before where he could watch his every move and listen to every word with his demon ears. Nothing was going to happen without him knowing. Plus he could still do what Natsumi requested while still protecting his warrior princess, like always.

Natsumi shortly returned with an extra large bowl of popcorn, she set the bowl on the table and sat next to Saburo.

"Sorry for the wait Saburo-senpai."

"It's cool Natsumi-san, let's just sit back relax and watch the movie." He started up the innocent act again.

Giroro always knew that he would never change. He knew he would always be a smug ungrateful pretty boy. But if he ever did anything to Natsumi, that would be the end of him. Unless Saburo ruined his chance with Natsumi all by himself. Natsumi and Giroro sat there dumbstruck staring at the TV screen then to Saburo then the TV screen and back to Saburo and back. Both of their faces just said

'What the hell?'

After a moment Giroro was sitting there laughing about how Saburo just ruined his OWN perfect guy image Natsumi had for him. Giroro had tears in his eyes just trying to hold back the laughter.

"Uhh…Saburo-senpai, why do you like this movie so much?" she still had a stupid look on her face.

"Can't you tell, It's BRILLIANT!" he exclaimed his eyes sparkling. He didn't know he just ruined his reputation.

The movie shortly ended after that. Natsumi still had the same expression then was relieved that it was FINALLY over. Once the movie was over Saburo stood up and stretched out his arms. He then went and put the movie back in the case.

"Well I better get going then."

Natsumi instantly stood up and went to the door "Okay see you later." She was so happy that the movie was over and Saburo was finally leaving. But when he was headed to the door Natsumi noticed that he wasn't holding his DVD case. What was he doing?

"Saburo-senpai you forgot your- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINKYOUR DOING!" she screamed Saburo had used his reality pen to tie her up and then he tackled her and started fondling her all she could do was squirm and yell.

"GIRORO I NEED YOUR HELP HERE!" she yelled and in moments he was there Saburo did try to keep him away with a late defense of surrounding him with a single row of sea cucumbers.(told you Kururu rubbed off on him)Giroro just simply jumped over them.(the genius part never rubbed off on him though)

"Did I not tell you that if you did anything to her the only way you were leaving this house was in a BODY BAG?" He yelled at the silver haired pedo bear

"Giroro thank goodness your still here! Can you get this creep off of me?" she felt relieved

"Try and stop Me." the now flying frog reassured his beloved

"Oh how do you suppo-"Saburo wasn't allowed to finish that sentence for he was already flying out the door and landed on the street unconscious filling the gutter that was already full of water with blood.

"Giroro why did you kill him without letting me have a turn?"She asked jokingly…I think

"He isn't dead he will be fine he might not look the EXACT same but he will be fine" Giroro said untying his warrior princess. Once Natsumi was untied she went and grabbed the DVD case he left behind and walked back to the open door.

"Oh don't forget your stupid movie either so you won't have a reason to come back!" she then threw the case like a discus and hit Saburo square in the nose causing him to (a) have one more injury and (b) roll into the middle of the street where someone would find him…Maybe

(Nope!)

They closed the door and went back into the living room. Natsumi flopped onto the couch with Giroro close behind her. He climbed onto the couch and sat next to her they both sat there for a minute to calm down.