J.J clawed at the concrete walls trying to pull himself through the Privates first prize entrance. Mort, Amy, and S.J were on the business end pushing with all their might. Well S.J was Amy and Mort were buzy giggling at how silly he was.

"Man!" S.J grunted. "Lose some weight!"

"Hey the zoo vet says I'm at a normal weight!" J.J cried indignantly.

"The zoo vet also says 'this will pinch a bit' when he gives a shot." S.J shuddered. "Needle happy wack-bag."

"Needle!" Amy squeeked holding Mort in front of her. "No shot! No shot!"

"Nice going S.J now we have to calm her down." With a pop J.J slipped out of the secret tunnel entrance.

Unprepaired S.J fell out of the tunnel and J.J landed on top of him. S.J's flipper stuck out from under neath his friend and flapped wildly trying to get up.

"S.J...hello?"

"Unah heer ya big luhg!" S.J mumbled.

"Nice Rico impersonation. Where are you?" He asked standing up.

S.J gasped dramaticly for air. "Like I said...lose some weight." Amy and Mort hopped out of the tunnel useing S.J's stomach as a spring board. "Oof! Okay not more I give. Uncle."

"Unca!" Amy cried.

"Yes uncle it means I give up. Oy!" S.J said laying flat again to catch his breath.

"Unca Private! Unca Private!" She cried looking out the lowest port window.

"He can't hear you Amy. Hey!" J.J cried in suprize. He stepped back his foot landing on S.J's stomach. "It's those lobster guys! They're after Private!"

"Stop them!" S.J wheezed. "And please stop tenderizing my spleen!"

The lobsters dragged Private away and J.J only watched.

"Why aren't you stopping them?" S.J demanded.

"Lets follow them. I bet they'll lead us to our parents!"

"Mommy and daddy?" Amy asked.

"And king Juliens feet! Yay!"

S.J ignored them. "You're right, but we'll have to leave Mort and Amy here." He shuddered having an overly paranoid thought. "They can't get into too much trouble...right?"

J.J rolled his eyes. "Come on."

S.J and J.J crept into a wider sewer exit and came up at a manhole a few feet away from the HQ. "There!" S.J whispered pointing to the lobsters carrying a bound struggling penguin.

They left the sewer and replaced the manhole cover. It made a noise as it slipped back into place earning the attention of a lobster. He looked over to see the manhole settling into place. He shrugged and continued on his way.

"Man that guy is dumb!" S.J whispered harshly.

"Hey guys! Have you seen my mom?" Eggy asked loudly.

"Shhshshshhhhhhhhhh!" S.J urged.

"She disapeered today at the pond and we've been looking for her ever sense." Ramona said sadly.

"Be quiet and get down!" S.J said pushing Ramoma and Eggy down.

J.J reached out and grabbed Samuel and Bradly from where they were standing in plain sight. "Those red guys have our parents we're trying to follow them."

"What?" Eggy demended.

"Shshhhsshshhhhhhh!" S.J repeated. "Quiet!" He said louder than necessary.

"Hey Rick." One of the lobsters said. "Somethings leaking air over there. Go check it out would ya?"

As quickly as they could they slipped into a nearby habitat. Big mistake.

"Ey this is Joey habitat an e don't like people in is habitat." He said looming over the children.