So like the summary says, this will be a one-shot collection of crack pairings with Lucy! This just means anyone x Lucy but Natsu, Gray, and Loke.

I'm taking requests, so just tell me who you would like next in the reviews!

~Contacts~

He watched her through his metal visor that covered his soul stealing eyes, literally. There she was, in all her cosplaying glory, sitting at the bar chatting aimlessly with Mirajane. He watched as she laughed, her caramel eye glistening.

Ever since the Fairy vs Fairy tournament, he had watched her, slowly falling in love with the girl. During the S-Class exams, when she beat him, his heart skipped a beat. Call him sadist or a masochist or whatever you want, but he loved when that girl defeated him and Freed. After the 7-year gap, he made it his duty to talk to the girl, teasing her in every way possible.

Then one night, while the guild was having a party, the two ended up kissing which led to making out. Of course they were both slightly intoxicated but they knew what they were doing. It didn't go any further than that though. Bixlow respected her too much. But it did lead to an embarrassing confession and the two ended up dating.

Dating her was like heaven to the soul possessing mage. She was funny, understanding, kind. He just wished he could do something for her but whenever he asked if she wanted something she would just laugh and say she was happy with what she had.

He remembered Evergreen teasing him after he had asked the blonde if she wanted something.

"You know, she says that but girls like seeing their lovers face when making love. Too bad you can't take off your visor without stealing her soul."

He often found his self apologizing, after that, since he always had to wear his visor but she would brush it off, saying she loved him they way he was. He was so deep in his thoughts he didn't notice his lover walking up to him.

"Helloooo?" She waved her hand in front of his face to catch his attention. He snapped out of his thoughts and gave his usual grin.

"What's up cosplay queen?"

She smiled at him before taking his hand in her's. "I have a surprise for you! Follow me!" She quickly pulled at his hand, leading him to a corner of the guild.

"Oh? Is it something sexy?" he asked seductively, ignoring the stares of the guild members. "I didn't realize you were into doing it in public!" he laughed. A tick mark appeared on the blonde's forehead.

"You wish!" She shouted, punching him in the arm. He just laughed and sat on the crates that rested in the corner.

"So what's the surprise?" he asked. She looked up at him, grinning.

"Here!" she shoved a gift wrapped rectangular box into his hand. Though she couldn't see it, he raised an eyebrow. "Open it!"

Hesitantly, he opened it. Inside where two white round cases connected to each other. On top of each was written 'L' and 'R'. He took the case out, popping open the top to find two dark red circles floating in solution.

"Happy birthday!" She shouted, throwing her hands in the air. He completely forgot it was his birthday. His heart rate sped up.

"Contacts?"

"Yeah," she smiled, bringing her hands down to her sides. "You're always apologizing to me about your visor. And I really don't mind it but you seem to… So I had a friend make these magic enhanced contacts! They'll stop your Figure Eyes from taking people's souls when you wear them" she grinned. "Try them." She closed her eyes to let him take off the visor.

He was speechless as put them in. How did he deserve such a girl? When the contacts were in, he blinked twice for his eyes to adjust.

"You can open your eyes," he whispered. And she did. Chocolate met dark red for the first time. She opened her mouth to say something but he quickly swooped down to capture her lips, taking her hands in his. She smiled in the kiss and he pulled away.

"I love you Lucy Heartfilia." Lucy gave a light laugh.

"I love you too." She whispered before giving him another kiss.

"Since it's my birthday, why don't we try something new?" he growled into her ear. She blushed furiously.

"PERVERT, LUCY KICK!"

So yes, it was Bixlow hehe. Who's next? Leave it in the reviews!

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