Haruhi Fujioka ran as fast as she could towards the third music room. She was late. Again. She dashed around the corner, flung the door open, and ran into the room. And smack into Kyoya Ootori. The tray he was holding flew up into the air, and then crashed into the floor with a loud crash. He fell onto the floor, and so did she. Well, she didn't quite hit the floor. She landed on top of Kyoya. She slowly opened her big brown eyes, only to find herself staring into his deep gray ones. She snapped her eyes shut again, hoping, wishing, praying that it was only a bad dream, and she wasn't lying on top of him. "Haruhi," said Kyoya, "Would you mind removing yourself from me?" She scrambled up off of him, stepping on his leg in the process. She squealed and jumped back. Thankfully Tamaki and the twins were in the back room getting changed and hadn't seen this. She started to run off to the back room, and then stopped when Kyoya spoke. "Haruhi, you owe me an extra 30,000 yen. This brings your total to…" "Kyoya senpai? I REALLY don't want to know my total. I'll just imagine that it is some amazingly huge amount that I can't even begin to comprehend, ok?" Kyoya laughed mirthlessly. "Go and get changed then. We don't want the guests to be kept waiting… And Haruhi? Don't be late again. Otherwise your debt might… mmm, triple overnight…" He turned and walked off, busily writing in his little black notebook. Suddenly the door to the dressing room was flung open, and Tamaki came running out dressed in Greek style clothing. He ran towards Haruhi and before she could escape, he had her in a tight hug. "Can't… breathe… Tama… ki…" He immediately dropped her, and she tumbled onto the floor. She staggered up and glared at Tamaki. Two arms snaked around her waist, and a voice purred seductively into her ear. "Haruhi, would you come over to…" Another voice chimed in, in perfect sync with the other one. "Our house and model for us?" She frowned. "No." "But Haru…" "I said NO, Hikaru and Kaoru!" She ran into the dressing room and slammed the door in their faces. She turned to the clothes rack. On it hung a long white robe, and on the shelf above it was a crown of Laurel leaves. She sighed and muttered something about stupid rich people. She slipped it on, and walked outside. Hikaru and Kaoru were waiting for her and they each slipped an arm around her. They leaned toward her and whispered in her ear softly, "Very nice. Now about coming over to our house to mo…" "STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS INNOCENT DAUGHTER YOU NASTY PERVERTED TWINS!" shouted Tamaki. "The twins laughed and slunk toward Tamaki. "Boss…" purred Hikaru… "You know it isn't that she is innocent and you don't anyone to defile her. You just want to kiss her yourself." Tamaki stopped. "Of course I want to kiss her. I also want to hug her, and protect her, and take her on walks. Any normal loving father would want to do those things." Said Tamaki, completely missing the point. Hikaru and Kaoru both smacked their heads. "OH!" shouted Tamaki, startling everyone, even Kyoya. Hunny dropped his cake and Kyoya almost dropped his pen. "What is it, boss?" Asked Kaoru. "We are going to…" He was interrupted by the doors opening and the guests pouring in. The twins, Tamaki, and Haruhi all scrambled to their places. Hosting went slower than usual that day. Haruhi was glad when it finally ended. She was about to leave when Tamaki shouted at everyone. "As I was saying before club started, we are going to go on a trip to Mori's family resort. The one that isn't open to the public. Just us hosts, no clients or anything." Haruhi stood up indignantly. "I will NOT go, Tamaki senpai! Some people, like me, have things they have to do." Kaoru leaned over. "Like what?" he asked. "Cleaning your house, shopping? Studying?" Haruhi glared at him. "As a matter of fact yes. So I am NOT going." Kyoya glanced up. If I took off 20% of your debt, would you go willingly?" She glared at him and finally mumbled yes. "GREAT!" shouted Tamaki. "We leave tomorrow at three thirty so pack tonight!" She sighed, knowing that if she didn't go willingly she would be kidnapped. She gathered up her stuff, then ran out of the room towards home and no hosts.