Me and my friend were talking about Zim and Dib and she gave me the idea of Dib losing his glasses or something.

*Zim* I found this one amusing.
*Me* Zim, hush. Anyway, enjoy!

Zim stopped in his tracks as Dib ran into someone, he said he was sorry and they merely scoffed at him. Dib sighed. Zim hummed in confusion. Dib had been acting weird all day, but why? He hadn't talk to Zim, looked at Zim, or ranted about him all day. And he kept running into things! Zim grabbed Dib's wrist and pulled him away from the pole he almost ran into. Dib pulled his arm out of Zim's grasp and glared. Zim blinked. There was something different about him. Zim put his hands on his hips and glared a little.

"What's the matter with you Dib-stick? You've been running into things all day and haven't even looked at me once," Zim asked. Dib tried to walk about but Zim grabbed his wrist. "Answer me, human!" Dib pulled his wrist away and glared at Zim.

"Can't you see? I lost my glasses you idiot! And I can't afford new ones," and with that Dib continued on his way home. Zim blinked. Glasses, huh? Zim blinked. He knew what they were, but had never noticed Dib wore them. Zim hummed in thought. If he was going to get his enemy back, his enemy was going to need some new glasses. Zim smiled and ran down the street in the opposite direction Dib had gone.

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Dib ran into his house door and cursed under his breath. He went to grab the handle to find it wasn't where he thought it was. He cursed again. He finally found it and opened the door. He walked inside and set his backpack on the ground. He heard Gaz playing a video game so at least he had gone into the right house. Dib mumbled a greeting and ran into the wall as he went to go upstairs to his room. Gaz stopped her game playing and looked over as Dib swore many times before going up the stairs. Gaz muttered something and went back to her game.

Dib opened his door and cursed again as he tripped over something he had left on the ground. Out of everything he could've lost, it had to be his glasses. Dib sighed and stood up. He found his bed and sat down on it. Today had been horrible. "Where are you extra pair of eyes?" one of the boys had teased him. Dib had failed his test because he couldn't see, he just knew it. He looked over at his desk where his broken glasses say. The left side had lost the lens and the right was to cracked to see through. Dib sighed again. He was never going to see straight again. Dib looked over as someone entered his room. Was that, Zim?

"Zim? What are you doing here?" Dib asked hopping down from his bed. He took a step away from Zim and cursed as he fell onto his back. "Goddamn it!" he shouted. Zim helped him stand up. Dib tried to move away again when Zim forced him to sit down. Dib growled.

"Hold still Dib-stick," Zim hissed. Dib glared and blinked in surprise as Zim put some new glasses onto Dib's noise. Dib pushed them up a bit and stared at Zim in wonder. He had gotten him new glasses? Zim smirked. "There, now you can see well enough to be my enemy again. Ta-ta." Dib watched as Zim walked out of his room and down the stairs. Zim had gotten him new glasses just so they could fight each other again? Dib smirked.

"Must be an alien thing," he said to himself.

Well, there you have it.

*Zim* like I said, amusing. But then I had to give him glasses.
*Me* shut up Zim, please review!