A/N: Bye Bye Birdie!AU. Title is from the song "Rosie" from Bye Bye Birdie. Eventual Klaine but with some Kurtbastian, a little bit of blangst and Kurtana friendship. Also a smidge of Sebtana because it's my crackship that I can't just let go of. And hints to Finchel and a tiny bit of Wemma. Blaine is older too because him being younger than Kurt in season 3 but not season 2 still makes me angry. (Like a typical Klaine fan, I'm good at holding grudges. So sue me). I realize that Will/Emma aren't quite right but hey it's an AU so. Also, I don't really know anything about deportation laws, but I'm basing everything I know from the movie The Proposal where she got deported even though she's from Canada because her Visa had expired and she had abused said expired Visa.
I don't own the characters, they belong to FOX/Glee. Also I don't own Bye Bye Birdie.
Wow that's a long Author's note. Onto the story.
"Well, there goes my cash flow." Will Schuester sighed, kicking the corner of his desk in defeat. "The biggest pop star, teen sensation the world has seen since Elvis, is being deported. You would think he would have had worked that out!" Will put his head in his hands, collapsing in defeat onto his desk.
"Just as his producer signs you to write a song for him too." Emma Pillsbury, Will's long time girlfriend and secretary, put a comforting hand on Will's back.
"Ugh if only he could just sing one more song before he goes back to Canada…" Will mumbled, talking mostly to the desk. Emma suddenly perked up at the idea. "Will. THAT'S BRILLIANT!" Emma nearly leapt off the desk in excitement. "Get working on a mind blowing song, I've got some calls to make." Emma leaned over and pecked a bewildered Will on the cheek before she grabbed her purse and scuttled out the door.
"William Schuester, if you didn't love me already, you would love me now." Emma sank down gracefully in the chair across from Will.
"Would you mind explaining what caused you to run out of the office in such a hurry a few hours ago?"
"I had to call Ellen. Sebastian Smythe is the biggest teen sensation since Elvis, who also happens to be bisexual, and it is a HUGE DEAL to the LGBT community, so naturally I called Ellen to see if she would have a special episode that centered around Sebastian and he would sing a final song, written by you of course." Emma sat back, her pleased smile not hidden on her features.
"…That's brilliant!" Will nearly threw himself across the room to envelope Emma into a hug. "One problem. That's so generic. What should this song be about? I can't make it too political because he's being deported – "
Emma cut off Will's rambles with a wave of her hand. "We already picked out the name of the song: 'One Last Kiss.' Sebastian is also going to kiss one lucky fan on the live broadcast after he finishes the song."
"Wow. That's genius! Maybe I'll finally be able to support us." Will picked Emma up, spinning her around. "You go find a fan, I need to get to work!" Emma laughed as Will flew around his office looking for a pen and some paper.
"Write me a masterpiece!" Emma called out before making her way over to the front desk. "Hello Ms. Holiday. I need a Sebastian Smythe fan from Ohio."
"Take them all." Ms. Holiday waved her hand over to the old fashioned filing cabinet. "Top drawer on the right is Ohio."
"Thank you!" Emma pulled open the drawer, closed her eyes and pulled out a random card.
"'Kurt Hummel, from Lima, OH. Ooh, PRESIDENT of the Lima chapter of the Sebastian Smythe Fan club!' Oh he's adorable." Emma hopped up onto the side of Ms. Holiday's desk, giving her a big smile. "I'm about to change his life." Emma picked up the phone and dialed the number. "Oh, busy signal." Emma turned to Ms. Holiday, "right now Kurt Hummel is probably gabbing on the phone with his friends about homework not knowing that I'm about to make him…immortal."