Because I lost a bet to DiNozzo I have to make one of these damn facetube things. I know how to type, that's about it. McGee had to make an account for me and he also has to do the whole "login" thing because it requires an email address which I apparently have. Ya learn something new every day. Jimmy Palmer wants to "buddy" me and I don't know what the hell that means, but I am not going to "buddy up" with Palmer.

Now McGee is telling me that this is not called facetube, it is a blog. Whatever, it's a worthless program on the computer that poisons your minds. Honestly, how many brain cells do you people have left? You know what, I don't care.

Tony says that the whole point of this is for you to ask questions and for me to answer, why would anyone out there care about my life? So hears the deal, if you are brave enough to ask questions, I will answer. Ziva is telling me that all you have to do is leave a review, what that is, I don't know. But anyway, all you have to do it leave a review with your question. She says if I get less then five questions per installment it is pointless to continue.

How this is going to work out, I'm not sure. Abby and McGee will be regulars on helping out with this facetube, blog, thing. If Tony even touches my key-word pad, whatever the hell it's called. The point is I will break all his fingers.

I am a working man, I have no computer at home, and when I am in the office I am busy. So deal with the slow updates.

Ask way, if you really want to know the answers.