A/N: Hey, guys! Here's another drabble for you. Enjoy, and don't forget to leave a review!

Disclaimer: I don't own the magical world of Harry Potter.

Tabloids

Word count: 358

Prompts: Daily Prophet, Scandal, Pumpkin Juice

Pairings:Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius

Rating: T

Next Gen

April 16th, 2024

Rose Weasley could not understand for the life of her why everyone was staring at her. She in fact had taken the time to do her hair and get more dressed up then normal this morning, thank you very much. It was a Saturday, after all, and Albus and his new girlfriend, Alice Longbottom, had forced her and Scorpius into double dating at Hogsmeade with them.

But still, everywhere Rose went she was followed by snickers and smirks.

"What the bloody hell is going on?" She asked her grim-faced brother, Hugo, as she sat down beside him and across from Albus, who was smirking as he and Hugo looked over the Daily Prophet.

Scorpius wandered over to the Gryffindor table from his own, lips twitching slightly, and he sat down beside Rose.

"Morning, Rosie," He greeted her warmly, pecking her cheek lightly before pinching a roll off Albus ("Hey!").

Hugo sighed, and thrust his copy of the Prophet at his sister. "Read the first page," He told her flatly, banging his head on the table repeatedly.

She did so, and groaned loudly.

THE SPARK'S STILL THERE

Ron and Hermione Weasley's love still going strong

By Rowanda Mclaggen

After over 23 years of marriage, Ron Weasley, former Auror and a third of the Golden Trio, and Hermione Weasley (née Granger), another third of the Trio, were spotted snogging in the Leaky Cauldron yesterday.

And below the caption had to be the worst, most disgusting picture Rose had ever seen in her short life.

It was of her parents kissing quite heavily. Her mother was on her father's lap, and... well, Rose would have to Scourgify her brain to get the image out. Instead, she settled for banging her head against the table like her brother.

"Merlin," She muttered, going beet red. "Can't they ever keep it in their pants?"

AHAHAHA! I quite like that last line. Review, please!

~aw844 :)