A/N: And I'm back! I don't have anything to say except for sorry for taking so long to update…sorry…L
(This is thought)
(This is speech)
The group of ponies plus human were making there way to Sugar Cube Corner for a night of fun and hard partying knowing Pinkie Pie. They were all walking in complete silence until Rarity spoke up.
"Andrew? I've been wanting to ask this for so long now. Why are you still wearing…that? Surely you will not need it here of all places. Also, why such fashion? You must have a better model than that one." She said.
"I prefer to be safe than sorry and this is the only model that we have. You don't really care about looks when you're trying to stay alive you know." He answered.
"I see. I would still recommend something more fashionable though." Rarity said to him.
"So Andrew. How come you're still sane after all of that?" AJ asked him.
"After what? War? Not everybody has a strong mind. I guess I was just lucky to still BE sane after such things that I have seen. Others would just end up in a hospital for the mentally insane after just a few weeks out on the field." He replied.
"He is mentally strong, very strong indeed. I wonder if he is physically fit too? If he is then that would be wonderful. I could try a spell that I haven't used in such long time. I just hope that he agrees to it." Luna said mentally.
"I heard what you were thinking Luna and I agree with you. It may be a good idea to try." Celestia said.
After a few more minutes of small talk the entire group made it to Sugar Cube Corner. To Andrew the place looked like a giant ginger bread house. Heck, it even smelled like one.
"So I would take it that this is the Sugar Cube Corner that you all have been talking about?" Andrew asked the group directing the question mostly to Twilight.
"Yes. Now I think we are already late for your own party as it is so lets-Now wait just a second there Twilight. It may be my party but that still means ladies first…or mares first in this case." Andrew said stopping Twilight just as she was going to enter.
"Why thank you Andrew. Rarity was right about you. You truly are a gentle colt." Twilight responded with a very happy smile on her face. Andrew waited for all of the ponies to enter but when it came to the Celestia's turn she thanked Andrew for his hospitality.
"I and my sister are very happy of your ways Andrew. We may be right about you." Celestia said and walked into the building leaving Andrew standing by the doorway dumbstruck.
"Now what did she mean by that? Hmm, I guess I'll ask her after the party." He mentally said to himself. Andrew continued to stand by the doorway mentally talking to himself until Rainbow came out to ask him what was taking him so long.
"Hey Andrew? Are you gonna come in now or are you just going to stand there? We've been waiting for you for like…EVER!" She said to him.
"What? Oh yeah sorry about that. I was just thinking over some things and I guess I got side tracked. I'm coming in." He said and entered the building. When he entered all the lights were off and he didn't see anybody anywhere.
When he tried looking for the light switch all of the lights instantly turned on and the next thing that he heard was "SURPRISE!"
"Ahh! W-what is all of this?" Andrew asked shocked by the sudden noise of about seventy to a hundred different ponies that were before him. He looked at all the ponies surprised while they all looked back at him surprised themselves. Some were whispering to each other saying and asking "What is that?" "Beats me." or "Do you think it's friendly?" "Of coarse it is you dodo." Another pony said.
"D-damn. Wait…did Twilight say that the entire town is usually invited to these parties? Now how in the world did they all fit in here?" Andrew thought as he was taking in every single thing that he saw from the streamers to the cake that was on the table to the far left of the room.
"Soooo? Do you like, huh, huh, huh?!" Pinkie asked getting a bit too close to Andrew.
"Wow. Ok there Pinkie, settle down. Yeah, I do like…heck I love it! This place looks great! Thanks Pinkie. I really mean it." He said looking at the pink party pony. Pinkie Pie was so happy that she couldn't even talk. Instead she busted out her party cannon and with out any warning shoot a face full of confetti at Andrew who wasn't fast enough to move. He stumbled slightly but tripped over something. All the ponies gasped loudly after that.
"Great. I just had to go and fall. I guess I should have left my armor back at the library but instead I got get up with this heavy thing on." Andrew said to himself as he was about to get up but realized that he was laying on something…soft?
"Hmm, that's strange. The last time I checked the floor wasn't tha…" Andrew immediately stopped talking after he saw who he was on top of.
"Crap! I am so sorry about that Celestia!" Andrew said as he got up slowly. Celestia had a look of surprise paired with red hot blushing cheeks.
"Here, let me help you up." Andrew offered as he picked up Celestia with ease. She gasped when he picked her up bridal style and set her down on a near by chair. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was slightly open. Even Luna had her look of amazement as well. "He just picked her up like it was nothing! He is strong. Possibly strong enough to withstand the spell."
"Sorry about that. I just did what I thought was right." Andrew said rubbing the back of his head.
"It is forgiven. I didn't think that you were that strong though." Celestia said as she used her tail to cover the lower half of her body. She didn't want anypony and especially Andrew to see the wet spot that she had made after Andrew had set her down. "Oh. I've got to control myself. I can't be getting wet like this." Celestia said as her horn glowed and she levitated a cup to her mouth while unknown to everypony she also used a spell to dry up the wet spot beneath her.
"Well that was random. Wait! Aren't we suppose to be partying?" Pinkie asked looking at you. You: "Yes?" "Then what are we waiting for? Lets get this party started! Pinkie shouted. DJ P0N3 aka Vinyl Scratch began playing "Spin that record Vinyl Scratch" as lights of all different colors lighted up the dance floor and everypony cheered before heading for said dance floor.
"PARTY TIME!" Rainbow shouted and grabbed Apple Jack and headed for the dance floor. Twilight decided that she would prefer to just sit over by the snack table and watch. Rarity went to mingle amongst the few high class ponies that resided in Pony Ville. FlutterShy found the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Pinkie Pie was going about the place in a pink blur serving snacks and refreshments to her guests. Andrew was currently with Luna and Celestia at one of the seats.
"So this Discord dragon guy was giving everyone a hard time when he was on the throne? Dang. The one that scares me isn't him or Nightmare Moon, it's those changeling things you're both talking about. Stealing love? That's just wrong. I sure hope that I never run into one of those." Andrew said and drank his punch.
"Yes, the changelings are formidable foes and are of a great threat to Equestria but thanks to my niece Cadence and her husband Shining Armor, Twilight' brother they were able to defeat her and banish her and her entire army from Equestria. At least I hope so and they don't return." Celestia said remembering the events that transpired at Cantorlot not too long ago.
"That does sound crazy indeed. Well if they do come back you don't gotta worry because you got me now! I'll protect the two of you!" Andrew said sounding a bit slurry. Apparently Pinkie secretly put alcohol into Andrew' drink and it being his fifth cup and him being a light weight it didn't take too long for him to feel the effects of it.
"I am very happy to hear that Andrew. It's good to know that we have you by our side." Luna said laughing at Andrew's drunk antics.
"He sure is strange when he gets drunk isn't he sister? It's actually quite funny." Luna said laughing at Andrew when he tripped over his feet.
"Yes he is. I've never seen any…one as he would say get this drunk so fast. We should try to keep the alcohol away from him at the next party." Celestia said before helping Andrew up with her magic after seeing him struggling to get up. "Though I have to say that he is very heavy with his armor on. I'm surprised that he's even able to stand very much walk or run in it."
"Thanks but I could have got up on my own. Hey, how about the three of us head on over to the dance floor and dance all night?" Andrew asked both Celestia and Luna before grabbing them both by their hooves and leading them to the dance floor before any of them could respond. Once again Celestia began to blush and get wet again and Luna was blushing right as Andrew grabbed them.
"Not again. Do I want him to rut me that bad?" Celestia asked herself as Andrew led them to the dance floor while trying to get through the other ponies that were blocking him. "When ever he touches me it feels like I'm walking on clouds." Luna said before the three of them got to the center of the dance floor.
"HEY DJ! YOU GOT ANY ROMANTIC SONGS?!" Andrew shouted gaining the attention of not only Vinyl but everypony present.
"Got it! One slow song coming up!" She said and switched the music. Immediately the music started with a slow romantic feel to it. Most if the ponies left the Dance floor to give couples the room to dance and especially for the Princesses and soldier.
"May I have the honor of this dance ladies?" Andrew asked extending both arms for Celestia and Luna. "Three dancing a slow song? I don't think that'll go too well." Luna said while deciding whether or not to take Andrew up on is offer. "Don't be so shy Lulu. I'd be glad to take you up on your offer Andrew and I'm sure Luna would too." Celestia said looking at Luna with a smirk. "Celestia!" Luna said and looked at Andrew who already had Celestia' hoof in his hand. She slowly put her hoof onto Andrew' hand and they started to dance. Andrew was drunk but he was surprisingly a very good dancer even while wearing his armor. Their dance was mostly slow but elegant moves that involved mostly very close dancing mostly with Andrew coming so close to Celestia' and Luna' faces that they could feel his breath, to him spinning them and throwing each of them in the air and catching them with ease. After the song ended everypony was cheering and whistling loudly to their performance and a few threw roses at them. Andrew caught two of the roses and gave one each to Celestia and Luna. They were both blushing so intensely that they though that they were going to faint at that moment.
"Wow! That was so cool! The way the three of you danced was just so awesome! Andrew would be like this and Luna would be like this while Celestia would be doing this and-You all were pretty good if I had to say so myself!" RD and AJ said.
"Indeed you were! It was just splendid to see the three of you dance like that. You were all so elegant and so graceful. It was just wonderful! Rarity said after finishing off her drink.
"Yes they were Rarity. It was spectacular! What do you think FlutterShy?" Twilight agreed with Rarity then asked FlutterShy.
"Oh, well, it was very good! I really liked it!" She said digging the ground with a hoof.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING! Andrew, Celestia and Luna were all great! A tray of cupcakes for all you on me!" Pinkie said and produced said tray of cupcakes out of nowhere.
"I'm not even gonna ask how she did that because I already know what you're all going to tell me." Andrew said taking a cupcake and eating it. The instant he bit into it he felt as if he had just died and went to heaven. It was just right, not too sweet and not too…too…it was just right. "T-this is just-wow! This is amazing Pinkie! Do you have more?" Andrew asked looking as if he was about to go into a sugar rush.
"Yeah! Here's a whole tray just for you!" She said and once again pulled a tray full on cupcakes out of nowhere.
"Heck yeah! Pass it right on over!" He said and started to stuff his face with full of cupcakes. After his sixteenth cupcake, "Oh. I don't feel so good…Hrrmmg!" He quickly put his hand to his mouth and ran outside which was followed by violent vomiting. Luckily for the ponies inside they didn't hear anything due to the music and were spared the sight of seeing the partly digested cupcakes that Andrew brought up. A/N: NASTY!
"Andrew? Are you ok?" Luna said coming outside after roughly two minutes.
"Y-yeah, I'll be fine. Just give me a few sec-BLAGH!" Andrew was stopped mid sentence by more violent vomiting. Luna' face went a bit pale when she saw that and said, "O-ok then, I'll be inside." and she quickly went back inside before she had to join Andrew too.
"Is he going to be alright? Oh I hope so." FlutterShy said with worry in her voice.
"I think he'll be good but he might be a bit weak after what I just…saw." Luna said before putting a hoof to her mouth in attempt to not throw up.
"I guess I shouldn't have given him so much cupcakes. We all know the saying, "Too much is never too good!" Pinkie said and hopped into the kitchen returning with another punch bowl.
(One and a half hour later)
It's getting a bit late. I think I'll be heading home now. See you all tomorrow." Rainbow said a flew out the door followed by the rest of the residents of Pony Ville.
"RD's right. I gotta wake up mighty early tomorrow to buck those apples and get them to the market. Goodnight everypony…hey FlutterShy! Why don't you come along with me? Your house is just past my farm." AJ said waiting for FlutterShy by the door.
"Ok. Thanks for the offer Apple Jack. Goodnight." FlutterShy said and both she and AJ left.
"I must be heading home too. I have a big order to get done by tomorrow and I'm already behind as it is. Goodnight everypony, hope to see you all tomorrow." Rarity said and left.
"Bye Rarity! Well I guess I should be heading out too now. I just hope I don't get home and find Spike reading one of those clo-I mean horror stories, heheh." Twilight said and quickly left.
"Bye Twilight! Sweet dreams…dream about cupcakes!" Pinkie said and began to clean up.
"That was very enjoyable wasn't it Luna?" Celestia said turning from Pinkie.
"It was sister. I think we should be heading back to the castle now though. We've been gone long enough. Andrew would you care to…he's asleep." Luna said looking at Andrew who had passed out on the chair…drooling. A/N: LOL XD
"Well I'm not surprised that he fell asleep after all that he did and not to mention the alcohol that had a hoof in all of it too…should we take him with us?" Celestia said looking at Luna for the answer.
"SISTER! You certainly don't mean we'll do…it with him while he's asleep!" Luna responded with a light blush present.
"No, no Luna. I didn't mean that…but you seem to be the one who would want that by the look on your face." Celestia said putting on her usual smirk.
"C-CELETIA…even if we do take him with us were would he sleep? We don't have any guest rooms and the tower is too crowded for him to sleep peacefully." Luna said looking at Celestia. "He could sleep with us Luna. In my room, just the three of us." Celestia said causing Luna' eyes to widen and turn her face from Celestia and look at Andrew "He is very handsome…and very strong. I bet he could rut me all night long." Luna said mentally. Now it was Celestia's turn to be surprised. "LUNA! I didn't think you were that horny!" Celestia said wide eyed to her sister.
…Luna couldn't even say anything after realizing that Celestia had just heard what she had said.
"It's ok Luna. You are not the only one who wishes to be with him." Celestia said comforting Luna with a hug.
"I know Celly, I know." Luna said and both there horns glowed as they disappeared along with Andrew leaving Pinkie Pie who was listening in on every single word.
"WOW! After hearing all of that I think I'm horny too…what does that mean?" Pinkie asked looking you the reader.
I'm very sorry for not updating in such a long time. Sorry about that too genralc 46. I ain't forgotten about you bro. Later…and I ain't dead…yet I guess…for some reason I ain't that scared of dying…that still doesn't mean that I'll be like some other people who would go all suicidal…that's just wrong. The Dragon Ball GT crossover is also up too so check it out!