Chapter 1

How on earth did this happen again?

Alice glanced down at herself. Flexing her fingers, she thought, My hands are actually animefied..

"Hm.." she hummed out as she surveyed the scene in front of her. She stood in front of what seemed like a colorful room with a bunch of kids gazing at her with curiously.


(A few hours ago)

Alice glanced down at her watch. For some reason, it was moving really abnormally today. She watched as the minute hand shifted again. She arched an amused eyebrow. So its now 5pm huh?

She resisted the urge to release a laugh as the second hand began moving frantically back and forth between the numbers. Her eyes was twinkling in a amusement. If she didn't know better, she would have thought that something miraculous was going to happen.

"Alice?"

She glanced at her friend, eyes fixed on her long black hair. She'd hate to admit but she had always been envious of her hair colour. Unconsciously she reached up and began tweaking her own blonde hair between her fingers. While people always told her that it was beautiful, she found it dull. It was bright. Just plain bright. Unlike black. She liked she dark feeling it gave. A sense of mystery. It was different from her own.

"Alice?" Kyle repeated again, bemusedly.

Snapping out of her thoughts, Alice glanced up at her with her own apathetic expression, "Yes?"

Kyle scrunched up her eyebrows, "There you go again with that look! Why don't you ever smile? The two expressions that you ever take is your boring default expression and that creepy smirk!"

Alice scowled, "Its not creepy."

She hated to admit it, but her smirks represented her slightly sadistic side. She had a twisted interest in seeing people suffer. It was a part of her, not something she could change anyway.

"And? What were you looking at? I could've sworn I almost saw you smiling just now," Kyle asked, her eyebrows raised in curiosity as they walked down the streets.

"Ah..that?" Alice glanced down at her watch once more and almost burst out in laughter right there and then, both the second hand and minute hand was now spinning wildly to the point where she no longer could tell where it was pointing at.

"Alice?"

"Hmm? Oh, its nothing," Alice snapped out of her thoughts with a shrug.

Kyle gave her an unconvinced look, "If you say so.."

Alice nodded.

"Anyway," Kyle grinned, "Did you read the latest episode of Katekyo Hitman Reborn?"

Alice wanted to sigh. She would never understand what was so good about that manga. Except for the character 'Reborn.' His torture methods were something that she approved of greatly. They would surely click well if they met.

"Alice.. Why are you smirking?" Kyle narrowed her eyes into slits.

Alice released a creepy laugh, "Fufufufu.. Nothing.."

Kyle sweatdropped.

"A-anyway, don't you think that Tsuna is becoming cooler?" Kyle gushed out happily.

"He's becoming more boring to torture," Alice stated truthfully. That had been the first thing she had thought when she read it. She liked his reaction more at first but as he grew more.. mature? It was touching, of course. but the show was losing the touch of comedy that she liked in the first place.

Kyle gave her a deadpanned look for a few seconds before she finally threw her hands up in disbelief, "Of all things, that's what you care about?"

Alice shrug.

Kyle sighed.

"Anyway," Alice began as she walked away, "I'll be taking a different road today, bye."

Kyle raised her eyebrow, "Your part time job?"

"Sort of," she said, glancing at her one last time before turning away.

As she crossed the road, she glanced down at her watch in surprise. I'm amazed that its still keeping this up.

"Alice!"

Blinking in surprise, she spun around at stared in shock at the sight of Kyle shouting at her with what seemed like a panicked look on her.

"What.." she muttered under her breath until she heard the loud honking of cars.

Her eyes widened at the sight of bright headlights filling her sight.

And then time stopped.


Where ..am I?

She glanced around in shock. The sound of time ticking filled her ears. She was surrounded by clocks and gears. Everything was spinning so frantically.

"Where do you wish to go?"

"Go?" she asked out, glancing around.

"Your wish is my command, where do you wish to go?"

"Say, where are you?" she raised her eyebrows whilst wondering how on earth she could remain so calm in a situation like this.

"I am here."

"Here. Right, very helpful," Alice rolled her eyes. 'Am I Alice in wonderland now?' she mused briefly, containing a snort.

"Where do you wish to go?" the voice repeated once again.

Humming under her breath, she tilted her head with a slightly sadistic smirk, "Is anywhere I choose alright?"

"Your wish is my command."

She raised her eyebrows, "Seriously?"

"Your wish is my command," It repeated again.

"Is that or she'll say?" Alice muttered under her breath.

"Your wish is my command."

She wanted to facepalm.

Glancing up at wherever she presumed the voice was, she sighed, "So, why am I here?"

"You're existence in the other world has been removed permanently by a system glitch."

She raised her eyebrows, "In other words, I'm dead."

"Yes."

"And its all your fault," she deadpanned.

"Yes."

She twitched, "Have you no shame?"

"'Shame' was not installed in my program."

Se facepalmed, "Oh god."

"Yes, in your world, I am also known as 'God'."

She paused, "Seriously?"

"Yes."

"Hmm.." she glanced down at her nails nonchalantly. This was all to bizarre. "So what choices do I have now?"

"You can choose to ascend to heaven. Or wherever you wish to be."

"There's actually a heaven?" she wondered.

"Yes."

"What's it like?" she raised her eyebrow.

"It is exactly like your previous world."

"So I can presume it is like a normal world except no one dies?" she raised her eyebrows.

"Yes."

"Where else can I be?"

"Wherever you choose to go."

"Not very helpful, are you?" she muttered under her breath, "Even books?"

"Books in your world are merely a full written account of an alternate universe."

"In other words, their just as alive as I am," she concluded.

"Yes."

"But wouldn't I cause a plot change?" she wondered.

"I assure you there is no such thing as fate or destiny. Humans have the right to choose. Once you enter, you will be someone part of that world. The only restrictions on you are supernatural powers."

"So I can do whatever I want?"

"Yes."

"And if I die in another world again?"

"Different world has different heavens to match its characteristics."

She whistled, "Cool."

"Where do you wish to go?"

"Before that, I want to inquire one last thing," she stated, crossing her arms, "Why is my wish your command?"

"Your death was caused by a system glitch. You deserve another chance. I believe you humans call it, 'An eye for an eye'."

"Oh? So you're trying to make it up to me?" she questioned.

"Yes."

"And what other.. advantages would I have, if I were to choose to enter another world?"

"Your body may respond differently."

"So you don't know. But I might have an advantage," she finished.

"Yes."

"Hmm.. Then I guess I should make my choice now?"

"Your wish is my command."

"Hmm..." she placed a finger under her chin, "Where should I go..."

"Your wish is my command."

Oh yeah.. Does that mean I'll get to meet Reborn if..

"Your wish is my command."

She raised her eyebrows, not questioning how it managed to read her mind. Gods were all weird after all. She raised a hand and waved it nonchalantly, "Then get on with it."

"Very well."

She raised her eyebrows as her body began to float up along with the clocks and gears.

As light began filling the place, she questioned aloud, "Why the heck am I so calm?"

"Your wish is my command."

She raised a nonchalant eyebrow, "Whatever."


So it did work after all..

As she glanced around, she noted that despite being anime-fied, there was so signs of any KHR character around.

Until her eyes caught sight of a blonde boy. There was nothing farmiliar about him at all. But that was undoubtedly, a pair of curly sideburns that only belong to one peson she knew.

Her lips twitched up into a rare, sadistic smirk. This is going to be fun.


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Alice reached out almost absentmindedly and gave a tug at the blonde's sideburns. She watched in slight amusement as they bounced back in place, "Its just like Reborn's..."

"This has got to be Reborn after all," she thought with a slight smirk.

As she found herself lost in her thoughts, the boy twitched in annoyance as she continued pulling and releasing his sideburns with that annoying smirk on her face.

"Oi.."

Snapping out of her thoughts, Alice glanced up at the popped up vein at the corner of the boy's forehead and blinked. Pretending to sound apologetic, she placed on her blank face, "Oops."

He twitched.

**~~End~~*


What do you think? Leave a review if you think its good. I think the part with 'god' was rather comical. :D

Raita

P.S.S

In case no one knows, theres another black out day being organised.

Its on 24th of July. This time, instead of not entering Fanfiction, we're all going to submit a story that is actually our letter to fanfiction regarding the recent fanfictins being deleted on that day.

I really hope everyone will do this because honestly, I don't wish to see anyone's fanfiction being deleted!

Raita