Okay, so truthfully, I completely forgot this story...I don't how...but I did...and I'm sorry, I'll try to keep going okay?


"Ready to get your golf oooonnnn?"Mordecai asked Rigby as they raced out the door of the house.

"Yeayuuuuhhh! And Eileen and Me are gonna whip your butts!"Rigby shouted.

"Psshh, yeah right, there is no way you two are going to beat us!"Mordecai argued as they walked into the gate of the miniature golf course.

"We'll see about that,"Rigby said a mischievous grin on his face.

"We'll see about what?"Eileen asked happily walking over with Margaret following here.

"We're going to beat Mordecai and Margaret at golf isn't that right?"Rigby said giving her a kiss on the cheek.

"Oh..uhhh...Rigby.. I don't know, I'm not to good at golf,"Eileen said fixing her glasses.

"Psshhh, I'm sure your fine,"Rigby said picking out a put and a ball, he handed them to Eileen then picked some up for him as well. He turned back to start playing golf, but instead seeing Mordecai kissing Margaret,"Bleck! Okay you guys, cut it out so we can get playing!"

They pulled apart, but kept staring at each other as they picked up their putts and balls. Rigby groaned,"I'll go first!"he quickly darted to the first hole, setting the ball on the ground, he aimed and hit the ball, it darted around the field and plopped in the hole,"WHOOOO! HOLE IN OOONNNNEE!"Rigby then danced around.

"Okay, my turn,"Mordecai said, he picked up his club and put the ball on the ground, then, still staring into Margaret's eyes, he hit the ball, and it slowly tipped into the hole.

"WHAT!? HOW THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!"Rigby screeched.

Eileen timidly walked up and put her ball down, she tried aiming, but to no effect as she hit the ball and it stopped right outside the hole, she sighed and slowly walked to where it was, she hit it and it landed in the hole.

"Hole in two, that's still great Eileen,"Rigby said with a small smile.

"Thanks,"Eileen said clearly not happy with her score.

"My turn,"Margaret said giggling as Mordecai gave her a peck on the cheek, she, like Mordecai, didn't even look at the course as she slapped the ball into the hole with a 'plop.'

Rigby groaned again, and looked out of the corner of his eye, he saw Eileen looking more depressed then ever. 'She knows it's not her fault right?'Rigby asked himself. He slowly inched close to her and put her arm around her,"Heyy..umm..Eileen..you don't have to be upset..it's only a game.."

"Yeah, but..it's not to you.."she said, her voice sad.

"What do you mean?"Rigby asked taken aback.

"You seemed really excited to win this game with me and now..you'll never win it..not with me on your team,"she said.

Rigby smiled,"Hey..it's only the first hole...you can't say anything yet.."Rigby said with a smile he held her close.

She grinned at him and nodded,"I guess your right." Rigby gave her a small kiss on the cheek and got up.

-Several holes later-

They were on their last hole, so far they had tied, the windmill being Eileen's strong suit and sending Mordecai and Margaret back a few points. Rigby stepped up and quickly slapped the ball, in rolled up the hills around the curve and slowly landed inside the hole, Rigby smiled and gave a thumbs up to Eileen.

Mordecai grinned, he grabbed his club and walked up, Margaret had went to the restroom, so he had nothing to stare at, or give him any motivation, he gave the ball a thump and watched excitedly as it landed in the hole,"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Your so getting fried Rigby!"

Eileen walked up and cleared her throat, this was the last hole, knowing Margaret's background of golf she was sure to make a hole in one, she quickly wiped the sweat on her forehead, so it was all up to her, she shut her eyes tight and brought back the club, before hearing Rigby's voice,"WAIT!" She opened her eyes just in time to see Rigby pull her in for a deep kiss on the lips, while doing so she shut her eyes and the club struck the ball heavily. She didn't care what happened now, she ran her fingers eagerly through Rigby's hair and felt Rigby start twirling her hair. Rigby heard a gasp from Mordecai along with him saying,"B...But how does..."he opened his eyes and pulled apart from Eileen, breathing heavily, he looked at Eileen's ball right as it plopped in the hole.

"EILEEN! WE MADE A HOLE IN ONE!"Rigby screamed.

"Wait...I..did..that?"Eileen asked pointing in shock.

"Yeah!"Rigby screamed.

"Oh..my..."Eileen said, not getting a chance to say the end as Rigby quickly pushed his lips to hers in a celebratory kiss.

Margaret then came back from the restroom to see Rigby and Eileen making out in front of the course,"What? Did I miss something?"She asked turning to Mordecai.

"Eileen...got a hole in one..."Mordecai said shocked as well.

"Okay...my turn...let's get a tie,"Margaret chirped happily as she swung the club, it hit the ball with a smack, but it landed a couple inches away from the hole, she groaned and ran to it, quickly swiping it into the hole.

Rigby started jumping around,"WE WON! WE WON! HA! IN YOUR FACE MORDECAI! I TOLD YOU!"Rigby stood back looking at Mordecai with a smug grin.

"Okay, okay, you won, get over it,"Mordecai said as they stacked their clubs in the return bin.

"Hey, let's go grab some tacos from tac o' clock!"Margaret said happily grabbing Mordecai's hand as they all walked towards the food truck.

They all sat around a picnic table and ate their tacos happily, Mordecai and Margaret looked at Eileen and Rigby who, it seemed couldn't take their eyes off each other,"Psshhh..their so weird.."Mordecai said pointing at them.

"I know right, we'd never do that..."Margaret scoffed laughing as she ate her taco.


Benson grabbed the groceries from Mordecai and Rigby, not listening as they mentioned something about a golf tournament,"Yeah, yeah, just shoo...go away."

"OH! Well...fine...thanks Benson!"They said as they left the house.

Benson rushed to the kitchen, he checked the time, 10:00, Audrey was coming in 2 hours, he cursed under his breath as he ran to the kitchen. He pulled everything out of the bag and quickly began using the cookbook to create meatloaf, peas, and mashed potatoes. He popped the meatloaf in the oven and quickly ran upstairs, slipping on a tie and suit he checked himself out in the mirror and smirked,"Hey Audrey, what's up?"He shook his head,"no..no...hmmm...heyyyy Audrey, how've you been doing?"He tried again. He checked his wristwatch and quickly took off downstairs, he grabbed an oven mit and slipped it on, grabbing the meatloaf out of the oven, then putting the finishing touches on the mashed potatoes and the peas, he smiled and began making the cake. He had just popped it in the oven when he heard knocks on the door, he rushed to the living room, checking himself in a mirror first before opening the door. Audrey was standing there a smile on her face as she said,"Hey Benson."

"H...Hi A..Audrey,"Benson said slapping himself mentally.

She giggled and walked in the house,"So what smells so delicious."

"Oh..ummm..well..I made umm...m..meatloaf.."Benson said leading her to the kitchen. She inspected it,"Well..It looks absolutely fabulous, let's dig in,"she smiled sweetly as she took Benson's hand and they walked to the table, he had set it with all the normal things and had even took the time to light a candle and set it in the center of the table. She sat down and Benson filled her plate with a little bit of everything. She smiled as he sat down in front of his own plate. They sat eating, and maintaining small talk.

"So..umm..Benson..have you thought about traveling with me?"Audrey asked.

"Yeah, I have...a lot...and...well...I would...really like that.."Benson said with a smile.

Audrey laughed happily she grabbed Benson up in a hug, Benson said,"But I have one thing..."

"What is it?"Audrey asked.

"Can we come back here every two months?"Benson asked.

"Of course!"Audrey said a bright smile glued to her face, then it turned into a frown, she sniffed the air,"What's that smell?"

"SHOOT! THE CAKE!"Benson screamed jumping up from the table, he grabbed an oven mit and quickly grabbed the pan out of the oven, the good news was it wasn't on fire, the bad news was it wasn't puffy and it was completely burnt.

"What? Why isn't it puffy like it's supposed to be?"Benson asked poking it.

Audrey giggled,"Because you put baby powder in it and not baking powder."

"Ohhhhh just wait until Mordecai and Rigby get home that are soooooo,"Benson fumed, but before he could get it out Audrey pushed her lips to his, he immediantly cooled down and kissed back. They pulled apart and stared into each other's eyes,"When are you going to tell the park crew?"Audrey asked.

"I was thinking..never.."Benson replied scratching the back of his neck.

"You have to tell them sometime,"Audrey replied.

"Why?"Benson answered.

"Their...your family,"she responded with a kind smile.

Benson looked around the house, it was true, no matter how much he yelled at them, they WERE family to him, he smiled at all the pictures on the walls a lot of them were of Pops, but they added everyone else's pictures to the mix,"I'll tell them tomorrow.."

Audrey smiled and gave him another kiss,"I'll be there..."

"Thanks,"Benson said as they released and she left the park house.


Anyways, sorry 1,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 X infinity for forgetting this story, I'll keep updating as long as I get reviews so please PLEASE review... love you guys...

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