SXB: I had this idea while on the bus. This is not Sly Cooper falls into Equestria, but Sly Cooper born in Equestria.
Silver: sonicxblossomfan doesn't own Sly Cooper or MLP: FiM. He wishes with all his might that he did, though.
"Another successful heist." said a medium sized Earth Pony. As the moon rose behind him it showed how he looked. His fur was a light gray, he shaved off his mane to lower wind resistance. He wore a blue shirt that had gold trimming. His front shoes were similar in design to his shirt. His rear shoes were just blue up most of his leg. He wore a blue hat with a black rim. He had a black mask of fur around his yellow eyes. His Cutie Mark was very strange. It seemed to be a blue racoon face. His tail attracted a lot attention, as it was ringed like a racoon's. His name was Sly Cooper and he was the greatest thief in all of Equestria. He has just stolen one of the most powerful objects in Equestria; the Element Of Loyalty. Sly had no idea how much money he could sell it for. He just hoped it was enough.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY STOLE MY ELEMENT?" screamed Rainbow Dash. Princess Luna cringed at the Pegasus's outbreak.
"calm down Rainbow. Now, Princess. Who stole the Element?" Twilight Sparkle asked. Luna sighed, and got a far away look in her eyes.
"Sly Cooper." Luna said.
"Who I the hay is that?" Applejack asked.
"An old friend turned criminal."
"Come on, Luna! Please, lemme go." Sly pleaded with the Princess Of Night.
"I'm sorry Sly. You tried to steal Celestia's crown. We can't let you get away with that." Luna said. Sly snickered.
"Poor Luna. I've already escaped!" Sly said dropping through a hole in the floor.
"COOPER!"