Chandler looked confused for a while, he could barely think straight after hearing Joey's confession, no pun intended.

He decided to give him some boring, unremarkable dare whilst he cleared his mind, like licking the dirty floor or something.

But wait, suddenly he had an idea, it was a little crazy, but it would be hilarious!

"I know!" he squealed in excitement "You have to do it okay? You have to do it that's the game!"

Joey laughed "I'll do it Chandler, I'll do it!"

"Be right back" Chandler said as he quickly ran out the bedroom door, leaving Joey scratching his head.

He reappeared brandishing some kind of stick in his hand, it wasn't really visible until he got closer to Joey on the bed.

"Is that my-?"

"What, you think I don't know about this" Chandler gave Joey a half-amused half-judgemental face "Don't you remember when you started smearing it all over my face after you used it on that girl I liked?"

Joey's eyebrows furrowed for a few seconds, and then he erupted into laughter, quickly remembering the events of that night.

"You were so pissed!" he croaked through his laughter "I can't even- that was the funniest night!"

"Yeah alright funny guy" Chandler replied, using a remark that was often fired at him "Well your dare is to- to-"

Chandler stuttered, he didn't feel nervous about saying this until he started to feel the words coming out of his mouth, it felt like such a strange thing to say, especially to a friend.

"To what?" Joey asked "Stick it in my tushie, because I usually get paid for that you know."

"You have to- to-" Chandler's lip quivered as he tried not to laugh "You have to suck it Joey."

"Pfffft!" Joey and Chandler both burst into laughed together, Chandler even leaning his head onto Joey's shoulder for a second as they were both in such a state of hysteria over what he had just said.

"I never expected to hear that from you!" Joey laughed.

"Look" Chandler chuckled, calming down "You have to, it's the dare, you spread it across my face so- so-"

They both chuckle again at Chandler saying "you spread it across my face".

"Chandler you were asking if I was gay! This is the biggest 'please help me come out of the closet' sign you've ever shown!" Joey teased.

"It's the dare" Chandler started to get a little defensive "You have to do it! And anyway, it's not for my own sick pleasure, it's because you'll basically be tasting the juices of all the dirty street whores you've used this with."

"Oh good I'll get to taste your mom again" Joey laughed, Chandler rolled his eyes.

After Joey's laughter subdued, there was a few seconds of silence between the two.

"What?" Joey asked "What you really want me to do it?"

"Uh-huh" Chandler nodded.

"You're just doing this because you know I'd be the top if we were gay" Joey shook his head and smirked.

"First of all what does that have to do with this, secondly I would be the top, thirdly suck it Joey" Chandler commanded.

Joey wrapped his lips around the hot pink dildo, and began pushing and pulling it rather erratically inside and outside his mouth like a toothbrush.

"Rarmen... rusrinkbowi" he muffled, his mouth stuffed.

"Nah see all I'm hearing is 'Rarmenrusrinkbowi'" Chandler imitated.

"I mean" Joey popped the dildo out of his mouth "just think about it. I have a much meatier form, y'no? I'm much more masculine, you can't compete with me for top Chandler, you'd be the bottom in a second."

"Hey! What makes you so sure that's how it works?" Chandler rushed to his defence, completely forgetting to appreciate Joey's humiliation "Unless you have had sex with men, but anyway, you may be more masculine, but I have that nerdy sex appeal."

"Precisely why you'd be a good bottom!" Joey grinned.

Chandler looked taken aback, it was pretty odd for Joey to say he'd be a "good bottom", I mean it was one thing for him to say that Chandler would be a bottom, but a "good bottom", it's implying that Joey would like it.

Chandler shook those silly ideas of out of his head and convinced himself he was overanalysing.

"Anyway..." Chandler murmured "We're playing Truth or Dare, it's your turn..."

Joey sense Chandlers deteriorating mood and sighed, spinning the bottle on the bed.

"Truth or dare Chandler?"

"Truth."

"Oh come on!" Joey protested "I just sucked a dildo."

"Exactly! I'm not doing that shit!" Chandler chuckled.

"That's so unfair Chandler, I know it's okay with the rules and everything" Joey pouted, making Chandler feel genuinely bad.

"Okay okay I'll do one stupid fucking dare" Chandler grinned, excitement and dread simultaneously filling him.

"So you say dare then?" Joey asked.

"Yes"

"Say it then"

"Yes, yes, Dare."

"You said it! Now you can't get out!" Joey cheered "Now you have to suck the dildo!"

"What?!" Chandler was taken aback "But- but you-"

"What? It's game-rules-legal" Joey shrugged.

"But you've got your nasty saliva all over it, I can't do it, that's disgusting" Chandler crossed his arms.

"Oh yeah" Joey realized "Oh, I have another one, be right back."

"You've got to be kidding me" Chandler shook his head, before long Joey was back, and his dildo of choice made Chandlers eyes widen.

"Jesus Christ!" Chandler panicked.

"Realistic right?" Joey smirked, his dildo of choice was crafted with incredible detail, it was one of those ones that actually looked like a penis rather than just a phallic shape, it was complete with ballsack and everything.

"That's so much worse than mine!" Chandler pouted.

"Yeah, but if you knew where this one was then you would have made me use it instead."Joey said, tossing it to his friend.

Knowing that protesting would go nowhere, and that after all it was just a silly bit of plastic, Chandler shrugged in defeat.

"Fine, but just for five seconds" he said.

"Err, I'm the dare-giver, I make up the rules" Joey replied "Thirty seconds."

"What?!" Chandler retorted "Oh come on!"

"Thirty seconds" Joey repeated himself, fiddling with his watch, obviously getting the timer ready.

Without saying anything, Chandler sighed and brought the dildo to his mouth "When you're ready" he said.

Beep

Chandler wrapped his lips around the dildo, taking it slowly deeper into his mouth, he was much more gentle than Joey was with his, and surprisingly he could take it a lot deeper. He musn't have noticed how sensual his display was, but Joey certainly did, Chandlers eyes even closed as he was performing, apparently out of boredom, but possibly out of something else.

His head bobbed up and down the entire length of the plastic dick, he had the look on his face that Joey had seen on some of his best women where they were just enjoying the taste of a man's cock in their mouth, though the only taste Chandler could be enjoying would be plastic.

Still, he took to sucking like a duck to water, Joey stared with his mouth gaped as Chandler sucked on and on, it wasn't just the view that was enjoyable, Chandler was making wet, suckling sounds as he took the entire length again and again.

When the beeper sounded, neither of them even noticed it at first, Joey so ensnared by his friends performance and Chandler so relaxed as he was sucking, Joey eventually turned the beeping sound of his watch.

"Ah- Right, r-right, Chandler, yeah" Joey stuttered as Chandler took the dildo out of his mouth, looking innocent, almost like he had just been woken up from a pleasant dream "Looks like it's your turn..."

"Oh, oh right" Chandler pulled himself back together "Erm, erm."

Joey raised his eyebrows "Truth or..."

"... Truth or dare?"

"Truth" Joey responded right away, feeling that if he was told to do one more erotic thing he might lose control.

"Oh, erm" Chandler considered his question "If you had to have sex with a guy, who would it be?"

Joey was completely taken aback "What the? Where did that come from?"

"Well, you said you've masturbated to men before, any celebrities or something you like?" Chandler asked.

"Oh okay!" Joey replied "I thought you meant like, you or Ross or..."

They both laughed.

"So, who?"

"Well, now that you mention it, he's not a celebrity..." Joey looked nervous, like he was seriously considering something.

"Well go on then, who is it?" Chandler asked.

"Well to be honest, I've always thought, just because we know each other, that if I had to have sex with a man it would be er..."

AC: Sorry for the wait, I can promise the next one will be up REALLY soon, almost definitely by the time you're reading this actually, I'm going to write it straight away.

Also sorry it's not sex yet, if you're like me you'll be flicking through the chapters trying to find the part where it cuts to the chase, but I like a strong build up.

Every chapter will get more sexual, so don't worry, next chapter is going to be fantastic.