Author's Notes: I'm so sorry for what I have just written…no, I'm not. This is some beautiful crack. Now enjoy it! ~

So, the avatar team was still at the water tribe place cuz that's where the finale left off and stuff. And Iroh's still back in Republic City when he realizes, "Yo, that ASS of Bolin's was so TIGHT. I wanna get up on that and love him for all eternity and SHIT."

So, Iroh uses his sexy fire bending and flies all the way to the water tribe place to be with his beautiful assed lover.

It's night-the perfect time for sex- and Iroh climbs into Bolin's window. At first Bolin's all scared and SHIT, but then the general tells him about his undying love and they fall in love.

They both have so much sex.

Iroh wakes up the next morning and is like, "Oh SHIT. I gotta go or be killed by your mother/brother."

But it totally snowed last night and Bolin had thought it was all romantic and SHIT, but now it wasn't because Iroh could only get out with melting the snow and that took some time.

There was a big ass knock and Iroh hid like a dog that SHIT on the carpet. Bolin opened the door to Mama Mako who was all like, "Bo, baby, I made you some delicious breakfast."

Then Papa Korra was all next to him, rubbing his ass and was whispering something about her giving him some of her SPECIAL SAUCE on his breakfast. In the midst of her SUPER HORNINESS, her eyes darted around and she sniffed the air.

"You got a dude in there, son?" Papa Korra shouts.

"Calm down," Mama Mako coos, "I'm sure no one is here because they would have to get our FUCKIN permission first!"

Then, Iroh sneezes and Bolin starts to cry like a BIG ASS BABY cuz he knows his new sexy-general-with-a-sexy-face is gonna be murdered.

Papa Korra pulls that sexy man out of the closet and slaps him, "What did you do to my son, you dirty old man?"

Iroh stood strong, "I made him my beautiful assed lover last night."

Mama Mako grabbed Bolin into a hug, "Is this SHIT true?"

"Yes, mama. I know you don't like it, but he made my body sing with UNFATHOMABLE PLEASURE!"

"Oh, my! Did you hear that Papa?"

"I sure did," she slapped Iroh again, "You best not break my boy's heart…only I'm allowed to do that!"

Iroh spoke, "Does that mean I get to marry him and sex his glorious body forever?"

Mama Mako threw Bolin to the floor in excitement, "I ACCEPT THIIIIIIS!"

"Oh, Bo," Iroh cried, "I'm so happy!"

Bolin ran over to his lover, "I'M OVERWHELMED WITH SUCH A RIDCULIOUS AMOUNT OF JOOOOOOOOOY!"

They ripped off each other's clothes and had sex.

Mama Mako went back to the kitchen with Papa Korra to try her SPECIAL SAUCE.