INTERVIEW WITH GLINDA

Hello, everybody. I'm TheSmallestOne and I'm here with Glinda from Broadway's hit musical Wicked.

Q: so how are you today?

A: I couldn't be happier! I bought a new pink wonderfuller dress!

Q: What school to you go to?

A: Shiz University

Q: what grades do you get?

A: on my last test, I got a Fantastic!

Q: as in, an F?

A: yeah!

Q: okay, then. What do you eat for lunch?

A: lobster, a cheese danish, a little roast beef and a pink fizzy drink..it's all delivered to my private suite.

Q: tell us about your roomate.

A: this is MY interview!

Q: any friends?

A: everybody!

Q: what are your parents like?

A: you know, it's the strangest thing! They get mad over my Delightfuls and Fantastics!

Q: what do you do in your free time?

A: shopping, shopping, shopping!

Q: favorite authors other than me on this site?

A: Everybody! Because they all love me!

Q: do you play any sports?

A: shopping.

Q: favorite TV channels?

A: Emerald City News.

Q: Do you have a really big house?

A: not to brag…but…yes.

Q: why are you so rich?

A: daddy's a banker in the Emerald City!

Q: why are you so popular?

A: I don't know. I guess because I'm rich!

Q: last question: why do you ride in a bubble?

A: thank goodness! All of these questions are very confusifying…I don't know. That's all my wand does.

Q: thank you very much

A: I couldn't be happier!