That evening, the Cullens let Moka and her friends stay the night. For people who don't sleep and never have company over, they had a surprising number of guest bedrooms.

When morning rolled around, Moka was sleeping peacefully until a sudden bouncing on her bed rustled her out of dreamland.

"Moka, Moka, Moka, Moka, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up."

With a sleepy yawn, the young vampire sat up and found Alice bouncing on the bed like a 6 year old on Christmas day.

"…Alice?" Moka said drowsily

"Get up, sleepyhead! We're going out!" she said with fairy-like enthusiasm.

"Out? Out where?" Moka was still trying to wake up; she couldn't exactly handle full sentences at the moment.

"C'mon girl, get with it! We're driving up to Port Angeles to get my hair dyed pink!"

"You were serious about that?"

"I am now," Alice grabbed Moka's hand and pulled her out of bed. "Let's get going! We're having a girl's day out, you and me!"

"Uh…ok. Sounds like fun," Moka was still half asleep as Alice dragged her out of the room.

When Mizore awoke that morning, she drowsily stumbled to the bedroom door and opened it to find Kurumu standing there, her fist raised to knock.

"Okaaaaay, I'm the stalker here, so what are you doing creeping outside my room?" the Ice Queen asked.

"These people don't eat, therefore they don't cook, and therefore they have no food. Hurry up and get dressed, we're all going out to find breakfast…nice shirt, by the way," Kurumu remarked.

Mizore was sporting a long black nightshirt, with "Vampires Suck" across the front in red.

"It's Jasper's. I thought it was funny.

"Why didn't you let Alice lend you some pajamas?"

"I didn't want that girly frou-frou junk. Tsukune and I got Jasper's stuff. I'm surprised you could fit into anything of Alice's with those freaking honkers of yours."

"I didn't need to fit. I always sleep topless anyway," Kurumu said proudly.

"…That's great. I could have gone my whole life without hearing that," Mizore said as she went back into her room and slammed the door behind her.

"Don't be jealous!" Kurumu yelled through the door.

"Jealous my frozen ass!" Mizore yelled back.

Mr. Cool himself, Jasper Cullen, suddenly came from around the corner and strolled down the hallway.

"Morning, Kurumu," he said casually.

"Hi Jasper!" Kurumu waved at him. "Hey, know any good places to eat around here?"

Jasper gave a little smirk.

"I do, but I doubt you'll be interested in the forest up in the mountains or the blood bank at the hospital."

"Oh, right, vampire," she laughed.

"No duh," Mizore chided as she came out of the room again, already dressed.

"Shut up! I'm used to Moka setting the standard for vampires!"

Jasper laughed his cool guy laugh.

"You'll find that a vampire like Moka is quite different from vampires like us."

"Hi guys! Bye guys!" said the identical blurs of Alice and Moka as they ran down the hallway. The other three monsters stared after them, blinking dumbfoundly.

"…Well, Alice always seems to be the exception to the rule…" Jasper said feebly.

"Moka is the exception to the exception," Kurumu sighed.

"And the only thing exceptional about you is the fact that you don't fall forwards more often," Mizore mocked as she started to walk down the hall.

"Don't start with me, ice cube…"

The morning sunlight streamed through Tsukune's window, slowly rousing him awake. With a groggy grumble, he sat up in bed and stretched out his arms. When he opened his eyes and his vision focused, Tsukune found himself face to face with Edward, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed.

"WAHHHH!" Tsukune shrieked as he tumbled out of bed in surprise. He jabbed his finger accusingly at the vampire.

"W-W-W-What are you doing in here?" he demanded. Edward remained expressionless as he stared at the human crumpled up on the floor.

"I like to watch people sleep," he shrugged. "Speaking of which, where's your friend Mizore? I wanted to swap stalking techniques with her."

"That is so not the point right now!" the freaked-out Tsukune yelled.

"Hey, who's 'Gin-senpai'?" the Cullen asked with a smirk. "You were having…interesting…dreams about him."

Tsukune's jaw dropped.

"W-W-What?" he grew more and more flustered every minute. Edward pointed to his head with an evil smile.

"I read minds. It seems like someone has a thing about Gin wearing a Hello Kitty costume."

"There's no way! I don't even know this 'Gin' guy! What's a Hello Kitty? I don't know anyone by that name! It was all a dream! I can't control my dreams!" Tsukune stammered helplessly.

Edward got off the bed and strode over to the door, pausing with his hand on the doorknob.

"Whatever you say. But you seemed pretty pleased about the fact that you also couldn't control where Gin's hands went."

With that, Edward opened the door and left the room, leaving Tsukune wide-eyed, red-faced, and babbling like an idiot on the floor.

Yukari barely got any sleep at all. She still felt guilty that she was the one who messed up and zapped everyone all the way across the Pacific Ocean. When morning came she was already up, hugging her knees to her chest and staring forlornly at the bedsheets.

"It was a stupid plan anyway," she said dejectedly. "Who calls upon the mystical arts to summon a dining utensil, anyway?"

She was in the middle of her self-loathing when the bedroom door flew open and hit the wall with a bang.

"Yukariiiiiii! Wake up call!" Kurumu yelled, walking into the room. Mizore and Jasper followed.

"Could you be anymore obnoxious?" the yuki-onna questioned. Kurumu gave her a condescending smile.

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

Mizore's response was to turn the succubus into a living ice sculpture, which then proceeded to topple to the floor with a thud.

"C'mon Yukari," Mizore said as she casually stepped over the ice-encrusted Kurumu. "Jasper's driving us into town for breakfast."

"Um…will Emmett be there?" the witchling asked timidly.

"Well…we could ask him to come, if you want," Jasper answered.

"Yeah, and maybe you could invite him to the gym and watch him lift weights," Kurumu joked, free from her icy casing.

"Did I give you permission to stand?" Mizore narrowed her eyes at the succubus, who slowly shuffled away from the snow princess.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes!" Yukari said as she jumped out of bed, suddenly optimistic.

"Hm, I wonder what's with the sudden change in heart?" Kurumu said with a smile. Mizore turned and started to head out of the room.

"You know what they say. Once you go vampire…"

"Mizore, I am begging you not to finish that sentence…"