Hmm... I decided to do another chapter. The rules just keep popping into my mind! Eh, heh, I hope you enjoy this as much as I do!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Mega Man franchise or the Gigamix/Megamix versions of them. I do, however, own the OC who is narrating the rules.
Rules Six to Ten
Rule # 6. "Wily's Robot Masters stole my backpack" is not a valid excuse to explain to the teachers as to why I have failed to submit my homework for my classes
(It wasn't an excuse; the stupid Wily numbers really did take my backpack because they thought I had something that Wily wanted!)
(But apparently the other 'bogus' excuses I've used in the past made the teachers suspicious of my reasons for not handing in work)
(Such excuses like:
-My robot dog leaked on it
-My robot cat used it as a scratching post
-My robot bird shredded it for its nest
-My uncle spilled his coffee all over it
-Cut Man shredded it into confetti by accident
-And finally, an annoying sunglasses wearing trench coat guy I know stole it as revenge for something I did to him a few days prior to when it was due [Damn you Blues, DAMN YOU. That was an important class project. I FAILED that class thanks to you!])
(And all of its true! I'm not lying!)
Rule # 7. I am forever banned from drinking any experimental concoctions that Amber gives me in the name of science
(Amber needed me for an experiment)
(She wanted to see what would happen if someone drank a mixture of Red Bull, Coke, and Coffee)
(So after drinking it, I passed out since I couldn't take the massive caffeine overload)
(At least I thought I passed out)
(Turns out that I just blacked out. When I woke up, I found myself being stared at by numerous Robot Masters from all three factions who were looking at me like I was crazy)
(It didn't help that I was surrounded by a lot of burning debris and flipped over cars)
(Oh, and a forever scarred for life Shadow Man)
(And even now, no one will even tell me what happened that day!)
Rule # 8. Just because there is Doujinshi of the Robot Masters doesn't mean that I should go out, buy a few copies and then proceed to show them to all Robot Masters involved in said doujinshi.
(Did I forget to mention that the doujinshi was YAOI?)
(So yes, there was a lot of... interesting content in it)
(I didn't think the Robot Masters could do any of what was drawn in those pages. But I couldn't be sure so I went up to the Wily numbers and showed them the Doujinshi, asking if what was on the pages could actually be done in real life)
(Rock didn't even have to fight them that day as I scarred their processors so much that they had to retreat and recover from the mental scarring I gave them)
(And I've also become a fan of the Blues and Shadow Man pairing)
(Seriously. Whoever draws the doujinshi has their characteristics pat down and pairs them off so well and realistically)
(I also managed to convert Kalinka into a fan of the pairing, which is saying something since she has a MASSIVE crush on Blues)
(Not that we're ever telling anyone since we'd probably die should we dare to reveal that we're closet yaoi fans)
(Though I am quite picky about my yaoi pairings as the only one I ship right now is Blues and Shadow Man)
Rule # 9. I am not allowed to sic the Robot Masters on anyone I find annoying/irritating or I think deserves to die a painful agonizing death
(aka my classmates)
(Which just so happens to be a lot of people)
(That's probably why I'm not allowed to use the Light Bots as a threat)
(Since I'm supposed to be with the good guys and all and good guys don't do those kinds of things)
(Damn it)
Rule # 10. Do not take a picture of Blues in his civilian form and then post it on to a dating website just to see what will happen.
(Apparently my uncle designed him to be hot)
(According to every female who wrote on the page, he was smoking)
(Yes Blues, you are popular. You are quite the eye candy)
(2,048 declarations of 'I love you', 1,235 declarations of 'Will you marry me?', 547 declarations of 'I want to have your children' and thankfully 0 declarations of 'I want to be your sex slave')
(Oh, but there were two questions asking if he was bi since two men who were interested in dating him)
(I deleted the page hoping that he wouldn't find out about it)
(As luck would have it he found out about it)
(And told Doctor Light)
(I was grounded for two months)
(Blues, you better watch your back. I STILL haven't gotten you for making me purposely fail that class!)
(Frickin' bastard)
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Explanation time:
# 6: Living with Mega Man, life has to be interesting for sure. Hence the very interesting excuses that the character uses to explain the absence of her homework. And while no one believes her, every single word she says is true.
# 7: Multiple caffeinated drinks do not mix. Period.
# 8: Doujinshi. Yaoi. If you have trouble understanding these terms, look it up. And the pairing between Blues and Shadow Man is a reference to an artist on DeviantArt who goes by the name of whitmoon. Her drawings of Gigamix and Megamix are really good, and she ships Blues and Shadow. Again, go look it up if you want.
# 9: I think the rule is pretty explanatory.
# 10: In the Gigamix/Megamix series, Blues is attractive. Eye Candy. Hot. Whatever the hell else term you can come up with to describe his looks.