Relatively Insane
A The Penguins of Madagascar Story
By:
Ocean3209
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WHASSSUP! It's Ocean here with a- *dramatic pause* *loud crashing noise is heard in the background* What? *turns around* Are you serious? When I'm introducing the story too?
Clemson: *distance* What? The AC fell on Hans! Again!
... Okay, you viewers read the Prologue while I go get a certain puffin out from under the AC. Again... Anyways, R&R+Enjoy!
Hans: *distance* *muffled* THERE'S A VENOMOUS SPIDER IN HERE!
Yeah, I have to get that. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S VENOMOUS?
Hans: *distance* *muffled* BECAUSE IT JUST BIT ME! IT BURNS!
*grabs first-aid kit* CLEMSON! HELP ME GET THE AC OFF OF HIM!
Prologue
"We got a call from the Aquarium Berlin a couple weeks ago. There's a female Atlantic puffin that's been causing problems for the visitors and other residents. She's being shipped here now. She should be here today," one of the workers, Norman, announced to his fellow workers.
"Another puffin? Do we really need another one?" Another worker, Mike, complained.
It was a cool late afternoon in Hoboken, New Jersey. Everything seemed in place... except for the Hoboken zoo residents eavesdropping on the workers' conversation.
"A roommate? I have to share my habitat? With a girl?" The puffin resident, Hans, said to no one in particular.
"Oooh! A girl! I call dibs!" The red lemur, Clemson, shouted to the others.
"And FEMALE? Have you seen how these animals act? What if they decided she was a new 'toy'?" A worker, Pauline, exclaimed, raising her hands in the air to add to the drama.
"Toy? What a wonderful idea..." The walrus, Rhonda, muttered to herself, a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"Well, we better close up. Who has the nightshift?" Norman asked.
"I do," Mike answered, obviously not happy with his job of nightshift.
"That's that," Pauline said, then proceeded to close up with Norman.
After the workers had left, leaving only Mike in the office, the Hoboken animals started planning for this arrival. In the Reptile House, the boa constrictor known as Savio had escaped his exhibit. While he was making his way outside to the others, he heard them discussing about a new arrival. Female. Puffin. Savio scowled as he heard these simple details. If looks could kill...
"Today? We better hurry with the welcome party." The chimpanzee, Lulu, announced to the others.
"Welcome party? Yes! We'll trick her into thinking we're, 'kind-hearted.' Then we'll strike!" Clemson announced, snickering.
"Trickery! You truely are a genius, Lulu!" Rhonda said, snickering mischievously as well.
"Hans? Savio? Are you guys in?" Clemson asked his two friends.
Savio had on an unemotional look on and hissed, "It's a wasste. Why bother ssseting up a party for thisss arrival? As if it will effect me (Me: You were so wrong, Savio. Savio: I know babe)."
And with that, Savio slittered away.
"I guess. She is going to be my roommate. Or maybe my mate (Me: HA! Hans, you were also wrong. Hans: I know! Stop reminding me!)." Hans pointed out.
Clemson shook away that feeling. He thought Hans liked him, and this female puffin enters the picture. (Me: Can't believe you were jealous, Clemson! Clemson: I didn't know it was going to be- Me: SHUT UP! THE VIEWERS DON'T KNOW THAT YET! Clemson: Whatever.)
Clemson manage to smile and said, "Great! Okay, Lulu and Rhonda, you two are in charge of the decorations and snacks! Me and Hans will be in charge of the planning everything and making sure everything is going alright!"
"We can all introduce ourselves!" Lulu suggested, already trying to find supplies.
"Don't exssspect me to," Savio said, already halfway in the Reptile House. (Me: Wow, the arrival changed you, didn't it, Savio? Savio: *grins* Changed my life for the better. Me: Okay, we have to stop talking or else we'll spoil the whole thing. I'm pretty sure viewers are annoyed with our constant talking. Clemson: Didn't you already after the summary? Me: ...Shut up.)
"That's his problem (Clemson: Oh Rhonda, you were so right. Me: Didn't I tell you to shut up. Clemson: No. Me: SOMEONE GET THE DUCT TAPE!)." Rhonda pointed out, following Lulu into the gift shop to look for supplies.
"Maybe we could do a little show? So she would feel comfortable," Hans suggested, walking next to Clemson.
"Maybe," Clemsin replied, "and maybe a tour of the place."
Hans smiled, "Great thinking buddy."
Buddy, how Clemson hated that word when it comes to Hans and him. Just buddies.
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After 2 hours of preparing, the little party was finished. It was now 9:00 p.m. and a trunk was loading the arrival into the gift shop. The party was taking place in there.
"Okay, who's opening the crate?" Clemson asked.
"I'll do it, she is my roommate." Hans said, opening the crate.
Inside the crate was a lanky puffin with dark circles around her grey eyes. She had smooth, silk feathers, and her beak was a bit more colorful and shiny than normal puffins.
"Hallo, mein Name ist Hans," Hans spoke in German.
"I-I-I s-s-s-speak E-En-English," the puffin stuttered out.
"Oh. I didn't know. You don't have to be scared," Hans said.
"I-I-I'm nnn-n-na-not s-s-sc-se-scared," the puffin stuttered again.
"Why are you stuttering?" Clemson asked, hopping down from his spot and next to Hans.
The puffin inside the crate turned sad. Clemson had hit a nerve.
"I-I-I h-ha-h-have a co-cn-c-c-condition! P-pl-pla-please l-l-l-l-li-la-leave m-m-m-ma-mmm-me a-a-a-al-alone!" the puffin shouted, and started sobbing into her wings.
"So much for the welcome party..." Rhonda muttered.
"Can you at least tell us your name?" Hans asked.
"M-m-m-mmmmm-my n-n-n-na-nn-nam-name's O-O-O-Ozean. S-ss-so-sa-some c-c-c-c-c-call m-mmm-m-me O-O-O-O-Ocean. I-It is m-mmmm-m-m-my En-E-English name," the puffin, Ocean, said.
End of Prologue
Yes! It's happening!
Clemson: You were such a dork back then.
Shut up! I had a condition! German to English! You will have a condition if you switch languages!
Clemson: You were still a dork.
I know.
Hans: Remember your catch phrase?
Clemson: It was a stupid catch phrase.
That saved your butts! Anyways, REVIEW!