I know you probably don't want to read this but hey! I had 8 mosquito bites 8 EIGHT I SAY EIGHT I suffered through 4 days with them ( and still write now). So I decided why not do a UsUk story on how annoying mosquito bites are so here is it review and do whatever you wish ;)

Why did Arthur Kirkland have to have HIM as a partner? Yes, the tight englishman Arthur Kirkland did indeed have Alfred Jones as his partner. Correct, the amazingly annoying, obnoxious, so-called 'heroic character', the kind of stereotypical American, Arthur was warned about. But even worse matters, poor Arthur wanted the annoying American as his partner for THIS specific project.

"OUCH it's itches ARTIE HEEEELLLLLLPP!" Alfred whines

"Shut up, you BLOODY WANKER!AND DON'T CALL ME THAT" Arthur yelled at Alfred

"B-But, it really, REALLY itches the hero has been attacked!..by bugs..." Alfred pouts trying to whisper the 'by bugs' part of his sentence ...disappointed the 'hero' has been 'attacked'

"For the love of... I told you not to go frolicking out in the grass with Lach!" Arthur spat out

"BUT, you know the Hero and his sidekick must ha- Woah wait did you just say frolic? You talk so funny Artie...well you are British!" He said trying to hold his laugh

"What does me being British have to do anything!? You prat..." Arthur said coming to help Lach with his mosquito bites, you probably noticed Lach 'Kirkland Jones'(Alfred insisted his last name must be that in order to be there 'son') and Alfred , had gotten them by running around in some grass near a pond, Alfred had 8 and Lach 3. Arthur did particularly like Lach he was British, but also he did have great manners and he talked actual English, instead what Alfred calls English.

"Mum, I don't like these bites, please help!" Lach asked

"Of course, Lach I told you, I'm not your mother, I'm not a girl," trying to force a smile.

"Hey girly, don't frown you caterpillars will grow!even more then they have, which is like impossible!" Alfred laughs out nudging Lach making him laugh too.

"BLOODY HELL CAN'T YOU SHUT UP AND NOT INSULT ME FOR ONE BLOODY SECOND!" Arthur yelled almost, ALMOST about to kick him where it would hurt like hell.

"Mum, don't yell and dad!" Lach shook Arthur

"Don't worry I won't yell at him...only," Arthur said

"Here, this should heal the bites," Arthur says after he calmed down applying cream to Lach's bites

"Hey I have bites too! rub the thingy on the hero's bites!" a smirking American asked more like ordering Arthur to apple the cream to his bites

"You are a bloody GROWN MAN, do it yourself.." Arthur said

"Please!"

"Oh, fine you prat," Arthur said

"Yay! The hero is rewarded!" Alfred grinned like a fool

AFTER SOME TIME (around dinner)

A particular happy Britain asked "What do you want to eat?" obviously knowing Lach could never, not let him could because they ate the same food!

"NOO WAYYY Bro, do you what Lach to die FROM FOOD POISING!" holding Lach protectively

"Y-YOU BLOODY G-GIT I AM GOING TO BLOODY KILL YOU!" Arthur chased Alfred around the house with a knife whilst Lach just stood there surprised as Alfred laughed like a mad man like this was normal for him

"H-he really is an...arsehole," Lach stuttered

After that cleared up which was around 10:00, they sent Lach to bed (who was very obedient for a 5 year old)

"Sooooo Lach is now asleep what do you wanna do?" smirking Alfred asked like he was Francis

"Don't you dare, you divvy..." Arthur's eye twitching, even though the insults stopped the words that came out of his mouth always annoyed the Englishman so, began another good ole' chase 'round the house until Arthur couldn't find Alfred (lucky for Lach he was a heavy sleeper!) -THUD!- a sudden englishman hit the floor, and started cursing at the American on top of him

"THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" yelled Arthur

"Nothing, but this" a passionate kiss was placed on Arthur before he could protest, but he kissed him back and a smile formed on the American's face thinking I knew he wanted me to be his partner.

NEXT MORNING

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU BLOODY GIT!" yes! Correct, off they go the chase began who will win? Will there be a reward?

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARTIE YOU'RE SO CUTE!" Alfred laughed

"H-How will...they survive?" Lach wondered, while eating his cereal.

The End :)