A friend suggested I write this and I thought, why not? I think there is potential for some really crazy antics with New Directions and the Warblers.

Blaine attends McKinley in this, but the Michael mess never happened. Also, no Sebastian. Okey dokey?

I don't think I'm forgetting anything, so enjoy the story!

"Listen up, delinquents!" Sue stormed into the choir room, Figgins and Mr. Shuester close behind.

Figgins placed a hand on shoulder and nodded. "Thank you for uh, gaining their attention, Sue. That'll be all."

Sue lightly slapped Will on the cheek before exiting. "Alright, New Directions."

The group collectively looked up, Rachel speaking. "With all due respect Principal Figgins, we're already running late and we need to rehearse."

"Well Miss Berry, in light of your recent loss at Regionals, (AN: Just roooll with it.) I'd say rehearsal can't be of that much importance right now."

Rachel ducked her head and quietly sat down, grabbing Finn's hand. Clearing his throat, Figgins continued. "Anyways, Mr. Shuester and I were having a meeting and he was informing me of the reasons behind your loss. I know very well that you're all talented singers. However, your lack of discipline and teamwork as a group - "

Rachel shot out of her seat. "Lack of discipline and teamwork? Principal Figgins!"

"This is exactly what I'm talking about Miss Berry! And it's come to my attention that you all seem to think you can act this way in your other classes as well!"

"Dude, you say it like we're the only ones in the school with that problem." Puck crossed his arms, staring at Figgins.

Figgins shook his head. "I'm not saying you are. And you're most definitely not the worst. However, fixing the problem has to begin somewhere. Will and I discussed this greatly, and we've come up with an idea."

Mr. Shuester stepped forward then, grinning at the group. "Guys, I know McKinley is the cause of a lot of your problems. So we want to get you away from here for a little bit."

"You mean we're going on vacation?" Brittany asked. Santana patted her hand.

"Not exactly, Brittany." Mr. Shuester continued. "I mean, we're sending you to a different school for a few weeks."

"A different school? Do they have a glee club?" Rachel asked, and some of the others rolled their eyes.

"Yes Rachel, they have a glee club. One that you all know, actually."

"We know them? Did we beat them at a competition or something?"

Mr. Shuester shook his head. "No, Rachel. In fact, they beat you. Just last weekend."

It hit the group in about three seconds who he was talking about, and the room was suddenly filled with shouting.

"The Warblers? You're sending us to Dalton?

"No way!"

"It's an all boys school, that doesn't even make any sense!"

"I am not wearing a uniform!"

Figgins raised a hand. "Quiet down! You all just continuously prove why this is necessary!"

"Guys, this isn't a bad thing! Dalton is a great school, and Kurt and Blaine have already been there!" Mr. Shuester looked at the two boys who had grins on their faces.

"We seriously get to go to Dalton?" Blaine asked.

Mr. Shuester nodded. "Yes, for two weeks you will all attend classes and Warbler rehearsal at Dalton Academy. Now before you all flip out again, let me explain some things."

"The headmaster was kind enough to let all of you attend, girls included. He also agreed to you not wearing uniforms. At Dalton, boys room in twos and so will you. You will room with each other, so you don't have to worry about rooming with someone you don't know. There are a lot of classes at Dalton, which means small numbers of students in each class. So, you're lucky enough to attend most classes almost completely together. If not, you'll be in small groups together. The Warblers rehearse everyday, and you will attend every rehearsal. The Warblers have also kindly agreed to help you with anything you might need, and show you around."

Figgins stepped forward again, speaking next. "Dalton is two hours away from Lima. You will meet here Saturday afternoon at three and take a bus up there. This will give you Saturday night and all Sunday to get settled in. Does everyone understand?"

There was a collective silence, and Figgins nodded. "Good. You're dismissed to lunch."

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"I can't believe this." Mercedes stabbed at her salad.

"For the last time Mercedes, it's not going to be bad! Dalton is a great school!" Kurt placed a hand on her arm.

"It seems very... intimidating." Tina spoke up.

"I'm not gonna lie," Blaine began. "Dalton is kind of scary at first. But you'll get used to it, and you'll have Kurt and I plus all the Warblers to help you out."

Tossing an apple up in the air, Puck added, "Prep school boys, this is going to be boring."

Blaine and Kurt chuckled quietly, earning them strange looks. "What?" Puck asked.

"Don't judge a book by its cover, Puckerman." Kurt said.

"On the outside, Dalton may seem perfect and proper. But on the inside, it's absolutely insane." Blaine laughed at the group's expressions.

"I just find that hard to believe."

"It's full of teenage boys, Puck. They can only be so dapper."

"I think Puck needs to be introduced to Nick and Jeff, don't you think Kurt?"

Kurt nodded. "Oh, absolutely."

"Why? Who are they?"

"Dalton's resident troublemakers. Everywhere they go they're wreaking havoc on the school. You'll get along with them very well."

Puck rose his eyebrows. "Huh. Well then it can't be that bad."

Quinn spoke next. "I think we should just try to embrace it instead of complaining. I mean come on ladies, it's full of cute boys. Plus, it's a private school. Everything has got to be nicer than it is at McKinley." She pushed her lunch tray away from as she said it.

"Quinn is right." Artie said. "The guys there seem cool, and it's a chance to get away from not only McKinley but our parents as well."

"Thank you!" Kurt stood up. "So enough complaining! New Directions is gonna show Dalton what we're made of!"

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"Okay ladies and losers!" Sue's megaphone rang in the air. "When I call your name say here and get your can on the bus!"

"Berry!"

"Here Coach Sylvester!"

"Frankenteen!"

"Yup!"

"Puckerman!"

"Yo!"

"Wheels!"

Already on the bus, Artie called out, "Here!"

"Porcelain!"

"Here!"

"Young Burt Reynolds!"

"Here!"

"Chang-squared!"

Tina and Mike both yelled out, "Here!"

"Santana!"

"Here Coach!"

"Brittany!"

"Here!"

"Fabray!"

"Right here!"

"Mercedes!"

"Here!"

"And blondie!"

Sam rose his hand. "Here!"

Once everyone was on the bus, Sue turned towards it. "Try not to destroy the school or get expelled! The bus will be back for you at Dalton in two weeks!"

Mr. Shuester stepped forward and waved. "Good luck!"