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NOTE: The entire story will be in Shego's POV. I plan to make this more than a one-shot but updates will not be so constant. Maybe once every couple of weeks – depends on my schedule. Enjoy.

What 'Princess' doesn't know is…

Chapter 1: I'm not evil (and neither are the other villains she fights)

I can't help but laugh at her scowl as she charges at me with a flying kick. The way her red hair flies around as she tries to punch my lights out is rather hilarious, except for the fact she always seems to get in a couple of lucky shots.

What I find really amusing is how she always chides me for not learning that evil never wins. Thing is, I'm not evil. I might try to mess with her by saying that I am but I'm really not. I may have a larger than average mischievous streak and maybe a little bit of a temper issue but I'm not evil; I just don't like playing by the rules of the law; they just don't work when you're not an average human being.

Many would think that 'Kimmie' would come off as self-righteous and arrogant with her 'I can do anything' motto – she does. In fact, the only reason I manage to tolerate it is because as much as she is obnoxious, she is twice as ignorant about what is really going on. Every time we fight, the hardest part for me isn't trading blows with 'Princess' but rather keeping a straight face and not laughing at her ignorant remarks.

Drakken and I always have a good laugh after she and Stoppable leave. Speaking of Drakken, I still can't believe that Kimmie hasn't figured out that Drakken's patented "you think you're all that, but you're not" rant is totally bogus and meant merely for show. Yes, Dr D isn't evil either; none of the villains Kimmie fights on a regular basis are. That's why we only call ourselves villains and not supervillains.

The two Dr Ds (Drakken and Dementor) usually just do what they do in a bid to one-up each other. They're not really serious about taking over the world, just attaining bragging rights. They don't actually plan to hurt anyone for real and their inventions actually do more good than harm if harnessed correctly. In fact, Drakken does some work for the Coco Moo company on the side and earns a fair bit by helping them improve their formula.

The Seniors are really just bored and in it for fun. They don't actually plan to murder innocents, or try to take over the world via a shady and despicable behind the scenes conspiracy (although they are probably rich enough to pull it off if they were serious about it)

Duff and I used to go to the same anger management classes (first one to laugh gets fried – and I mean extra crispy). He really just is short-tempered but not actually evil. He is actually a really good golfer too; beat the pants of Drakken the first and last time Dr D made the mistake of trying to go 18 holes with him. Duff just works off steam by the few capers he actually pulls. Most of the times he actually works at designing golf courses and improving safety features at the already existing ones – he even designed one for Senior Senior Senior that I heard rivals Augusta National.

Adrena Lynn and Camile Leon? Adrenaline junkie and attention seeker respectively. Both actually found their niche as thieves and work together to test security for various places around the world. They do it on the down low of course, and the companies that hire them gladly pay them to keep silent about the testing.

Motor Ed is just terribly misguided but nowhere near evil. He is however extremely obnoxious and blissfully ignorant to the fact that I'm NOT INTERESTED in him. He does however operate one of the sickest vehicle customization shops ever. Even the celebrities go to him to pimp up their rides. Of course, Ed prefers to work behind the scenes and so never actually meets clients face-to-face. He also secretly takes on various car designing projects though he won't give me details – and I'm not too sure I want to know if the car I'm seated in was designed by him

DNAmy is just obsessed with cuddle bunnies. She's a real soft underneath the mad scientist act. She actively works with UNICEF and various orphanages. She wouldn't hurt a fly – though if you're not a fly you might want to be wary of her black belt.

And last but not least, Monty. He actually was almost blacklisted by the rest of us villains when we heard that he put Kimmie through a monkey temple with actual lethal traps. He's toned down a lot since then and been accepted by the villain community. He is by far the most eccentric of us but one of the smartest. He is a certified archaeologist and has a DPhil in History. He also has a black belt in Monkey Kung FU (what else?). Monty works hard at preserving historical treasures, although he seems mostly interested in monkey related ones.

We call ourselves villains because for a large part we work outside the confines of the law. That said, we don't

Aw nuts! Stoppable just pushed the self-destruct button again. Guess it's time to leave this lair. Even as I watch Kimmie congratulate him and the mole rat on a job well done I can't help but snigger. She really is thick. Is it not obvious that Drakken put in a large self-destruct button on purpose? Speaking of blue boy, he's doing his signature rant again as we leave in the hovercar. Kimmie thinks she's won again, but what Princess doesn't know is, I know plenty of things that she doesn't know, and this is only the beginning.