"Luffy, make sure you read over this list carefully. Got it?" Nami said.

Luffy nodded, being serious. Then he began to read the list.

"LIST OF THINGS LUFFY IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO

CREATED BY THE STRAW HAT PIRATES

1) Sneak into the kitchen to steal food during the day.

2) Sneak into the kitchen to steal food during the night.

3) Blame all missing food on other crew members.

4) Eat food off of other people's plates.

5) Tell Sanji he's a horrible cook.

6) Try to take over the navigator's duties.

7) Try to throw Chopper over the side of the ship.

8) Make fun of Usopp because he has a long nose.

9) Pretend to cry to get what you want.

10) Jump overboard to see who will save you first.

11) Make a drum set out of the kitchen bowls and spoons."

"Aw, but that was fun!" Luffy complained.

"Luffy, NO! Keep reading!" Nami said.

"12) Bring a bunch of animals on board the ship and say they're your only friends.

13) Go to shore without anyone knowing.

14) Make anyone strange presents that explode.

15) Anything else we decide to put on here in the future."

"Hey, that's not fair!" Luffy said. "You didn't even put all that stuff on the list yet."

"That's the idea," Nami said. "Now if we catch you doing something else you're not supposed to do, we can just add it to the list."

Luffy shrugged. "Whatever," he said, as he walked off to the kitchen to steal some food.

"Luffy..." Nami said, "NO!"


I got this idea out of the blue also... not sure if I may add more in another chapter. But for now, this story is complete.