This is my first ever Alice In Wonderland Fan Fiction. I love tim burton's version but I gotta say the Lewis Carroll version bored me, so not much will be transported from the original book, its all based upon the film. Just a warning, if you don't guess from this chapter, there will be instances of Hatter/Alice naughtiness later on...'cos thats how I roll. Anyway - ENJOY!

The White Queen bent down and collected a few drops of the blood of the Jabberwocky.

"Will this take me home again?" Alice asked her.

"If that is what you truly want," replied the White Queen

Alice paused for a moment. She knew what she really wanted deep down, and he was standing behind her with beautifully green eyes and bright orange hair and a magnificently silly top-hat.

But what she needed to do at the moment was return to the Aboveland. She had to give an answer to Hamish. She had to help Mother and look after Margaret and watch Lowell to make sure he treated her right. She had duties in the Aboveland. So she couldn't stay, no matter how much she wanted to.

Alice took a deep breath to calm herself down and swallowed the Jabberwocky blood.

Almost immediately after she drank the blood, she felt a hand on her shoulder. As she turned to see who it was she felt another hand lift her chin and before she could even process what was happening, the Hatter's lips were bearing down upon hers. He kissed her gently at first, and then more fiercely, urging her lips apart with his tongue as their hot breath and saliva mixed.

Alice's head was spinning faster than the Hatter's did when he Futterwackened as she leant into the kiss with her whole body. The world around them disappeared and all she could see, hear, feel, taste or smell was this glorious moment. Hatter's hands roamed up and down her body and his tongue explored her mouth. The kiss began cool down as the hatter gently untangled his hands from Alice's hair and stepped back.

Alice opened her eyes and looked up at Hatter's face. He looked absolutely bewildered and his eyes were a deep shade of fuschia.

"Hatter?"

The Hatter shook his head and his eyes turned back to their usual green. "Alice I am most dreadfully sorry, I don't know what came over me but I just had this sudden feeling that I had to do something and it was dreadfully noisy in here and I was thinking of things that began with the letter K and..."

"Hatter!"

"...I'm fine..." he replied in a choked voice.

Alice stopped for a moment as she realised that she was still in underland. "Why haven't I gone home yet?" she asked the White Queen.

"I have no idea" she replied, with a little smile that she suggested that she actually did have an idea. "What did you ask the Jabberwocky blood for?"

"I asked it to take me home."

"Then you should be home. Obviously you were not very clear with it."

"But how do I get home?"

"I am sure that we will think of something. In the meantime, you can come back to the palace and we will find you some quarters."

Alice was concerned about not getting back to aboveland, but just at the moment, all she could think about was the Hatter. His soft lips moving with hers, his tongue finding paths through her mouth. His long fingers gently exploring the curves of her body and tangling in her long, curly hair. As they began the walk back to Marmoreal, Alice allowed her eyes drift to meet the Hatter's. He still looked somewhat bewildered and very confused, but when he saw her looking at him, he smiled back at her with his wide, gap-toothed and decidedly muchy smile that made Alice feel all warm and wobbly. Perhaps she was considering things that begin with the letter W...

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