Disclaimer: I am not so I do not own Harry Potter or Friends. So sad.

Harry heard a knock on the door, "Hey, 'mione. What's up?" he asked, "Ron driving you nuts?" Harry asked.

Hermione walked into the living room and sat on his couch, "No, it's not him. I mean it is him, but then not mainly him. But you know..." she started to talk really fast...

Harry interrupted her rambling, "Hermione, what's going on?"

She still continued to ramble, "Well, you're an only child and I'm an only child, and we're kind of like siblings, you and me! We didn't have anyone else growing up, and now it is like we are brother and sister. The funny thing is, we are also marrying siblings! Haha! Isn't that funny?" She didn't stop talking, her tone was also getting edgier and edgier.

He knew by this point that he would have to do something for her.

She still continued, "So, we're going to both have the new, same mother in-law. Haha! Isn't that funny!"

Harry now understood what was going on with his "sister".

She changed her tone to a VERY edgy/scary, but still excited voice, "Do you think you could tell our new mum to stop changing EVERY SINGLE DETAIL IN MY WEDDING?!"

Harry went up to her and patted her on the back, "Now, you're jealous of Ginny and me. Aren't you? Keeping our whole wedding a secret?" He responded smugly.

Hermione turned to Harry like she was going to punch him, "I swear to God, Potter. You want me to smack you 'till you're face bleeds, 'cause I'm at that point!" she yelled.

Harry backed away slowly, "You seem a bit edgy, Hermione... I'm going to go make you some tea." Harry walked into the kitchen and pulled out his wand and muttered a spell, then the next second a tea cup with tea inside appeared. He looked at his watch. It was almost 11 at night. He yelled back to her, "You're just gonna walk back next door tonight, right?"

Hermione yelled back, "Ya!"

Harry walked to his fridge and grabbed a bottle of fire whiskey. He put a few drops of it in her tea. She continued to talk... He dumped more in and came inside.

Hermione only stopped talking to thank him for the tea. She just continued to talk and talk. Harry looked at his watch again. Hermione hadn't stopped talking for FORTY-FIVE MINUTES! He interrupted, "No offense, Hermione, but will you just stop talking? I don't care this much when it's my wedding!"

Hermione grabbed Harry's wrist to look at his watch. She began to talk fast again, "Oh my god! I didn't realize how late it was! Ginny and I are going to Diagon Bridal Shop to get our gowns! They closed down the shop for the morning so the press can't see either of our dresses. (Mainly Ginny's of course!) I can't wait, but I have to be up in early morning..." she continued to ramble on again...

Harry interrupted, "HERMIONE! STOP TALKING!" He paused, then he continued, "I'll walk you home." Harry walked Hermione to her house next door. He gave a hug and started to walk home.

When he got home he turned on the television. There was a re-run of Friends on. He was watching, and he looked at Chandler and Phoebe's relationship. They were the two who would make up stupid games, she would yell at him when he made bad choices, and she treated Chandler like her obnoxious little brother. Then he realized, that was like the relationship he had with Hermione. He was her obnoxious little brother. He was happy being her Chandler, and he was happy he was her Phoebe.

A/N: So, I haven't posted in a while… I'm sooo sorry! I hope you like this chapter! Sorry if there are grammatical mistakes! Please give constructive criticism! Sorry if you guys don't know Friends… I thought it was a cute end to the chapter... Hope you enjoy the chapter! Thanks!

~IC