"Santana Lopez!" Santana grinned as she heard the familiar voice calling out her name and turned to see her girlfriend strutting down the hall. Santana raised an eyebrow as she saw Rachel wearing her Britney Spears outift.

"Rachel?" she whispered. The diva smiled. "Rachel Berry?"

"Santana, we've been dating for eleven months. I think we've gotten the formalities out of the way." Rachel said, giggling. Santana laughed. "I missed you yesterday. I'm not used to not spending Sundays cuddling with you at my house."

"No way, Rae. You can't be all sweet and innocent while wearing that." Santana said, pulling Rachel into a kiss. "We're not going to first period."

"Yes we are, Santana." Rachel said, giggling. Santana sighed playfully.

"Why are you wearing that?" she asked. Rachel started to answer, but was cut off as some guys walked up and tried to talk to her. "Hey, losers, do you see me trying to talk to my girl?" Rachel smirked as they walked off.

"Jealous much?" she teased.

"Shut up." Santana said. Rachel smiled.

"I'm wearing this because I thought you would like it." she said. Santana smiled.

"I do, babe." Santana assured the diva, glaring as guys checked her girlfriend out. "It's just... I don't like all of these guys checking you out."

"So you're saying you prefer when people find me unattractive?" Rachel asked. Santana quickly shook her head.

"I didn't say that." she said, trying to grab Rachel's hand as she pulled away. "Rae, baby, don't do this."

"I have to go." Rachel said.

"Rachel!" Santana called out as Rachel walked away.

"Wasn't Rachel wearing something else earlier?" Quinn asked. Santana looked up from her salad and saw Rachel walking into the cafeteria. She had changed out of her Britney outfit and into a simple outfit of jeans and a shirt.

"Yea, she was. I got jealous and I guess she decided to change her clothes."

"Why'd you get jealous?" Quinn asked.

"I didn't like everyone checking her out." Santana admitted.

"Santana, you should be happy that everyone realizes that your girlfriend is hot. That makes you seem even hotter because you're the one she's dating." Brittany said. Quinn rolled her eyes.

"Aside from that, there's a different lesson to this. How do you think Rachel feels every single day?"

"What do you mean?" Santana asked.

"She's dating Santana Lopez. You're one of the hottest and most popular girls in school. Every single guy wants to be with you." Quinn said. Santana bit her lip.

"You're right." she said as Rachel walked by their table. "Rachel, sit with me." Rachel hesitated. "I'll let you talk about Broadway." she said in a singsong voice.

"Fine." Rachel said, sitting down next to her girlfriend.

"Why'd you change your clothes?" Santana asked softly. Rachel shrugged.

"I got tired of every single guy staring at me." she said, sipping her water. Santana nodded. "Can I have that lemon?"

"Yea, sure." Santana said, handing over one of the lemon quarters she had grabbed for her tea. "You look good in this outfit. I mean, you looked good earlier too..."

"Is this going somewhere, San?" Rachel asked. Santana raised an eyebrow.

"I'm just trying to say that... It doesn't matter what you wear, because it's just gonna end up being taken off of you anyway." she whispered in Rachel's ear. The diva bit her lip to stop her smirk. "I'm sorry that I got jealous earlier, I just didn't like those guys picturing themselves being able to be the one to get you out of that outfit."

"San, that's what I go through on a daily basis. Everyone thinks that they have a shot to take this uniform off and they don't." Rachel said, smiling. Santana smiled softly.

"You're the only one who gets to see me out of this uniform, Rae." she whispered, kissing her girlfriend. "By the way, everyone is thinking the exact same thing now that they were thinking this morning."

"That they want to find a way to get you out of the picture?" Rachel teased. Santana rolled her eyes, but nodded.

"Basically, yea." she said.

"That'll never happen." Rachel promised. Santana smiled.

"Well, obviously. None of those guys could ever be as much fun while shopping as me." she said. Rachel rolled her eyes and laughed.

"You're insane sometimes, you know that?" she asked. Santana nodded and leaned in.

"Can we skip the rest of the day? I want to take you home and get you out of those jeans." she whispered. Rachel bit her lip and nodded. "Awesome." she said, standing up.

"Where are you guys going?" Quinn asked.

"This amazing sale at this awesome store." Santana said.

"Which one?" Brittany asked. Rachel smiled.

"It's a little place called Santana's room." Santana nodded.

"All clothes are one hundred percent off." she said. Quinn rolled her eyes.

"Just go." she said. Santana grinned and pulled Rachel out of the school.

A/N: Day one of Pezberry Week! I don't know if this counts as inappropriate, but it's what I came up with! Please review and check back tomorrow for day two!